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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

Guess I misjudged you in my other post, CWM. You're still
an absurd jerk.


All it takes is a few tugs on his strings, and Doug has him
dancing again.

Scotty

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...



I'd have to suspect that you probably are a much nicer
person vis-a-vis than
you appear to be by your posts.

people like BB and Bob are real nice to people face to face
, only because they fear them.

SBV

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Capt. Rob wrote:
As a broker

LOL............................................... .........

35s5 PHRF doggie

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You are correct that I do not know Doug personally.


In other words, you make your assertions about my knowledge,
skills, activities, in complete ignorance of them.


Charlie Morgan wrote:
No. I make a fair ansd reasonable judgement about you based on your
participation here.

Really? Let's take a look at that premise.

I assert that I sail(ed) a Lightning. There are pictures of
me sailing a Lightning and my name on various Lightning
class & regatta websites which are not under my control. You
conclude I lied about owning/sailing/racing Lightning? Not
only that but a purple one (why would anybody lie about that)?

I assert that my wife & I have owned & sailed & cruised a
Hunter 19. Pictures etc etc.

I assert that I am building a carbon fiber dinghy. Perhaps
an overly ambitious project but heck it's my money. Why
would anybody lie about such a thing, aside from the
pictures I've shown of the boat in various stages of progress?

I assert that I owned & sailed & raced a Johnson 18. Not
only have I shown pics of myself & my wife sailing it, but
once again my name is on various other websites. You got my
phone # and old address from the Johnson 18 class website,
so if I lied about that it makes you look pretty stupid.

So, let's go back and ask again, why do you think I make
untrue statements? Looks like a pretty good & verifiable
record so far.


Actually, you'd be uneasy if you realized how much I know
about you.



Yeah, you keep saying that, but you are totally clueless, as has been
demonstrated countless times. You don't even know my first name.

Go ahead. Tell us! Give me a shred of evidence that you know anything about me
personally.

Why would I do that? It would give away an advantage to no
purpose. Unlike you I have little reason to bluster & brag
on the internet.

.... You spent months convinced I was Bobsprit posting under another
name

I'm still not convinced

... because your overblown ego couldn;t accept that more than one person
thought you were a blowhard jerk.

Not really, it's more because the odds are very small that 2
persons with the exact same socio-pathology and the same
vocabulary would show up in this tiny corner of cyberspace.

It also strikes me as very unlikely that another person
would be so determined to take revenge for slights against
Bobsprit. It also strikes me as unlikely that a another
person would include me as a target of revenge when I have
not done anything to Bobsprit, such as posting his address
or insulting his wife; yet this is the "reason" you gave for
posting what you thought was my address and cyber-stalking
my wife. OTOH Bobsprit has long been as spiteful &
hate-filled toward me as his tiny putrid self can be.



... Being able to read and understand headers
might have saved you a lot of embarrassment.

Being able to hop proxies more adroitly might save you a
date in court, or worse.

Did you get fired for your little stalking escapade or just
chewed out? See, I admit I don't know... I also don't care.

DSK

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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

In Ocotner you can come down to New Bern and introduce yourself. As
simple as that.

There goes the neighborhood.

Max


What's one more nematode?

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:39:44 -0400, katy
wrote:

Someone else on usenet "confirming" anything about you
does not mean anything.
Maxprop is not real. He's just another character on
usenet. He used to post
under his real name, but that was a long time ago. Now he
plays a character
named maxprop. I'm at least as real as he is. I'm also a
lot nicer in person. I
absolutely guarantee it!


In other words, you have no life outside of this NG.
that's so pathetic.

SBV


Actually, outside of this newsgroup CWM is a real gentleman with a great
sense of wit. I've met him twice.

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What kind of a friend would I be if I
did not come to their support?



An interesting one with a sense of humor.




RB
35s5
NY

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 15:19:16 -0600, "Gilligan"

wrote:


"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
. ..


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.

That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank
you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While
I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Just further evidence that you are a know-nothing non-sailing bag of
farts.

Don't let it get you down. Doug doesn't. He enjoys obliviously wallowing
in
muck.

CWM

Right you are there Chuck.

I don't own a boat, I've never sailed.

Everything I say is made up.

And yet you emotionally respond to everything I say.

Keep swinging at air.

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Gilligan wrote:
Actually, outside of this newsgroup CWM is a real gentleman

Does that mean he wears a sword?


... with a great
sense of wit. I've met him twice.



Perhaps you could introduce us, then. I'd also like to meet
Lloyd Bonafide and shake his hand some day.

DSK

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In article ,
DSK wrote:
Capt. JG wrote:
Every boat is different. Sailing a "sister ship" only gives one a fuzzy
picture of what another boat is like. Fine for general impressions, but not
worth much instead of a sea trial.


Agreed, but then it's also true that you can learn a lot
about how a boat sails... specifically, what techniques it
rewards and which ones it doesn't... sailing a sistership.

Also agreed. It's a great way to get a good (or bad) impression of a
particular boat. I sailed dozens of different boats for five years (or
something like that) before getting serious about buying the Sabre.

The vast majority of production boats are far from
one-design, details of hull construction (if not actual hull
shape) and rig vary tremendously over a production run.
Still, the basic proportions of hull, foils, rig, etc are so
close that the boats will behave pretty much the same. Then
again, to jump on a sisership with different sails &
different tuning might give you the impression that it's a
completely different boat.

As for the specifics of a given boat's gear, deck layout,
wiring, etc etc... you're right on, a sistership is useless
as a teaching platform.

Yep. For general impressions and such, they're fine, but for a
purchase, no way.


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In article ,
Gilligan wrote:
I'm glad to see you agreeing with them. They both have lots of experience,
qualifications and awards for sailing. You will learn a lot from them in
during your long sailing apprenticeship.

I have no awards that I can think of except for the self-awarded
ones. :-)
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In article ,
Gilligan wrote:

"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
.. .


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.

That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Sadly, I was not included in this list.

--
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In article ,
katy wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...


Doug is a know nothing, non-sailing, Bag of Farts and now Gilly is a
know nothing, non-sailing bag of farts.

That is one of the greatest compliments a person could be served. Thank you
kindly for classifying me in the same sailing category as Doug King. While I
believe he is leagues beyond my experience and ability, your consideration
of me as his peer is warmly appreciated.

Thank you,

Gilligan


Those of us who know Doug, know the truth. BS obviously doesn't know
him. Neither does CWM. They should be so lucky.


I've met Doug also. I know Doug, and Dan (Mr. Potatoe Head) Quayle is
still and idiot. :-)

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In article ,
katy wrote:
Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.

I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)



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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)


That big-ass freighter missed us too!

DSK

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In article ,
Charlie Morgan wrote:
So, what's my real first name?

I know, I know..... :-)
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In article ,
DSK wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)


That big-ass freighter missed us too!

Well, barely. I mean it was dark outside....



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In article , OzOne wrote:
Interesting, I've bought a number of boats without even seeing them
except in pictures.

I boat a boat that was full of water. :-)

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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
katy wrote:
Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.

I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)



I've sailed with Doug...won't tell you what we hot....

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

In article ,
katy wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
katy wrote:
Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.

I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)



I've sailed with Doug...won't tell you what we hot....

Katy, I know you're hot. You don't have to tell me. :-)


--
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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
katy wrote:
Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article ,
katy wrote:
Yet others here have told you that he does indeed sail and sails often.
I suppose you can call us all liars, but that wouldn't be the truth.
Doug does sail, is very knowledgeable about sailing, and is very
pleasant to be around socially. He is an interesting conversationalist
and is well-informed on a variety of subjects. He also has a good sense
of humor and is pretty laid back You can believe that or not, but as a
person who knows him in real life, I think you would do well to temper
your judgment.
I've sailed with Doug, and we didn't hit any rocks. :-)



I've sailed with Doug...won't tell you what we hot....

Katy, I know you're hot. You don't have to tell me. :-)


snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini
again... you're hot!

DSK

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

DSK wrote:
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

DSK

yeah...right...snort (what the heck have YOU been drinking???)

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

katy wrote:

yeah...right...snort

Do you have a deviated septum?

Joe

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

In article .com,
Joe wrote:

katy wrote:

yeah...right...snort

Do you have a deviated septum?

Joe


http://www.azasthmaallergy.com/red_nosed.gif

--
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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article .com,
Joe wrote:
katy wrote:

yeah...right...snort
Do you have a deviated septum?

Joe


http://www.azasthmaallergy.com/red_nosed.gif


Allergy season....

New boat
 

Jon, just curious, how did you find your Sabre? Have you
been looking long?

Scotty



"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article ,
DSK wrote:
Capt.
Also agreed. It's a great way to get a good (or bad)
impression of a
particular boat. I sailed dozens of different boats for
five years (or
something like that) before getting serious about buying
the Sabre.

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

Max

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote:
On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 18:42:58 -0500, "Lady Pilot" wrote:

P.S. Waiting with baited breath [again]


I thought I smelled something fishy...

Heh... You are much smarter than anyone here gives you credit.

LP

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

Maxprop wrote:
"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....
Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

Max


Only when I wear the black boots....

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

In article . net,
Maxprop wrote:

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

--
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No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

In article ,
katy wrote:
Maxprop wrote:
"DSK" wrote in message
...
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....
Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

Max


Only when I wear the black boots....

Yoew!


--
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New boat
 

In article ,
Scotty wrote:
Jon, just curious, how did you find your Sabre? Have you
been looking long?

Scotty


I've been looking (seriously looking) since last Winter. I was looking
less seriously for about a year total.. work kept getting in the
way. Typically out here Spring through Summer isn't a good time to buy
a boat... lots of buyers, not many sellers, so they jack up the
price. I pretty much gave up last month, figuring I'd wait until the
next low season in Nov thru March. I was browsing through the
electronic edition of Latitude 38 (www.lat38.com) and saw the
listing. I had heard Sabres, but never sailed on one before. Gave him
a call, turns out a death in the family precipitated the sale. Sad
really, and the owner was really a nice guy. He was asking a fair
price, and after inspection, I offered him a bit less than the
asking. He accepted it, we arranged a sea trial, and at the conclusion
I gave him a deposit and we arranged for a haul/survey.

About a week prior to the survey, he called me up, very apologetic,
saying that he had mis-represented the boat... listed it as a 1985,
when in fact it was a 1983. I told him that I was still very
interested, and he immediately took $2K off the agreed upon price, and
he offered to pay for the survey. He even paid for the engine oil
analysis.

I think I'd like to stay in touch with him. He just about broke down
when I handed him the final check.



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Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article . net,
Maxprop wrote:

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg

Joe

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Jonathan Ganz wrote:
In article . net,
Maxprop wrote:

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .
katysail wrote:
snort...hit...I meant hit....now Doug won't ever go sailing with me
again.....

Yes I will, especially if you wear that skimpy bikini again... you're
hot!

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg

Yup. That's the one.

Max

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg


Maxprop wrote:
Yup. That's the one.


There's a nice practical sailing garment. I bet that works
great for hiking on non-skid.

DSK

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

DSK wrote:
Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg


Maxprop wrote:
Yup. That's the one.


There's a nice practical sailing garment. I bet that works great for
hiking on non-skid.

DSK

Catches on cleats, though....

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"katy" wrote in message ...
|
| Catches on cleats, though....



So sorry your tits sag so low that they catch on cleats........


Paladin

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katy wrote:
DSK wrote:
Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?

You mean she took it off??

Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg


Maxprop wrote:
Yup. That's the one.


There's a nice practical sailing garment. I bet that works great for
hiking on non-skid.

DSK

Catches on cleats, though....

I wanna see the picture were you took it off! Are you short changing
me?

Joe

No Test Sail for Doug, the King of Keels!
 

Joe wrote:
katy wrote:
DSK wrote:
Uh-oh. Katy, you're not wearing the leopard-skin thong again, are ya?
You mean she took it off??
Not in the picture she sent me
http://www.feelingusa.com/img/sm/ll/JANE.jpg
Maxprop wrote:
Yup. That's the one.

There's a nice practical sailing garment. I bet that works great for
hiking on non-skid.

DSK

Catches on cleats, though....

I wanna see the picture were you took it off! Are you short changing
me?

Joe



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