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After sinking?

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Sharks, followed by hypothermia!
And before you dispute it, look at this!

http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg

No one is safe!


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Sharks, followed by hypothermia!
And before you dispute it, look at this!


WRONG

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Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?




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Which ones are you talking about?

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Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?


Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!!

***SCENE 2 ***
Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!"
[fires spear into victim]
Victim :-"Groan"
Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the
Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to
you"
Victim:-"Groan"
Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first"
Victim:-"Groan"
---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching---
***CUT***

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Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?


Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!!

***SCENE 2 ***
Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!"
[fires spear into victim]
Victim :-"Groan"
Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the
Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to
you"
Victim:-"Groan"
Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first"
Victim:-"Groan"
---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching---
***CUT***

CM-


Scene 3 take 1

SMACK

vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a
Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help
Victim: shark
Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over
and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better
get here fast. click
Victim:shark! Shark.
Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are.
Victim:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue!

CUT

SMACK

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yeah, those ''spear gun rescues'' can be a bitch!



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Joe wrote:
After sinking?

Joe


Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you.

I'll give a hint.

All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it.
It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam.

Joe



 
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