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After sinking?
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![]() Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
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![]() Capt. Rob wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! WRONG http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
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Water in the lungs?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... After sinking? Joe |
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Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?
http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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Which ones are you talking about?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- |
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![]() Capt.Mooron wrote: "Thom Stewart" wrote in message Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- Scene 3 take 1 SMACK vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help Victim: shark Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better get here fast. click Victim:shark! Shark. Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are. Victim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue! CUT SMACK Joe |
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yeah, those ''spear gun rescues'' can be a bitch!
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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![]() Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Joe |
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