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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
After sinking?
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt. Rob wrote: Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Sharks, followed by hypothermia! And before you dispute it, look at this! WRONG http://tellmewhereonearth.com/images...O%20EUROPE.jpg No one is safe! RB 35s5 NY |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Water in the lungs?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... After sinking? Joe |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques?
http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Which ones are you talking about?
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Capt.Mooron wrote: "Thom Stewart" wrote in message Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? Oh there's far worse.... like having Bobsprit try to rescue you!! ***SCENE 2 *** Bobsprit :- "Here hold on to this spearshaft!!" [fires spear into victim] Victim :-"Groan" Bobsprit:- "I'll just get my flippers on before I get my GPS to enter the Waypoint and then I'll fix a line to this here Ring Buoy and swim it out to you" Victim:-"Groan" Bobsprit-:"Oh wait I'll call for help on both my cell phones first" Victim:-"Groan" ---Fade to footage of Shark Fin approaching--- ***CUT*** CM- Scene 3 take 1 SMACK vicitm..Uaaaaaa Bob here comes a Bobspirt: " Hello 911 help Victim: shark Bobspirt: Well I'm on a boat out on the water and my deckhand fell over and we need assitance and I mean now, after your last ****up you better get here fast. click Victim:shark! Shark. Bobspirt: Damn I forgot to tell that bitch were we are. Victim: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bobspirt: FN 911 assholes...I'm going to sue! CUT SMACK Joe |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
yeah, those ''spear gun rescues'' can be a bitch!
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Being rescued by some one who listened to ASA MOB techniques? http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage |
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What is most deadly to sailors at sea
Joe wrote: After sinking? Joe Wrong Wrong Wrong ......all of you. I'll give a hint. All ships at sea drill over and over to stop it. It is part of any USCG Capt'n exam. Joe |
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