You have absolutely no idea of how my wife would behave. You're basing
her
actions upon the discussion we've had, which has no relevance to her
beliefs
or feelings whatsoever.


Yes, I'm basing my comments on what you said about your wife. We all
assumed you KNEW her beliefs and feelings when you said she would only
try to save a family member. BOOM!!


There are advanced courses in every aspect of nursing. You never
implied
Suzy had taken anything beyond the routine.

Oh, boo hoo!!! I didn't give Maxi enough info so he could dig out his
hole. BOOOM!!!


Burn care is really rather
routine, however. Let's talk advanced cardiac life support and care

Yeah, cuz burn victims never have heart failure. BABOOM!!!


reading the strips, knowing the indicators of impending MI,
knowing the
blood chemistry values that spell disaster--those sorts of things.
That's
advanced nursing training, the kind my daughter has had.


Uh, Maxi? You do know that St. Francis is a HEART CENTER, right? Almost
all of Suzanne's patients are CCs. BLABAHBOOOM!!!!

Burn care is
fairly basic, even in those units that specialize in it.

You might want to look at the complications that arise from severe
burns, which INCLUDE cardiac failure and about a thousand other
problems. Burn care has apparently advanced since your wife was trained
on Walton's Mountain! KABOOOM!!!


Not me, but I'd keep an eye on Suzy. I'm sure the slender, young, handsome
physicians at her hospital look pretty damned impressive next to you.


Nah, Suzanne prefers a guy who reads and knows who starred in the
original The Thing. KOOKOOBOOOOOM!!!!


People want one-stop medical care these days.
NPs simply don't have the scope of practice to compete. I'd be very
surprised if they could succeed in NYC either. Dream on.

Like most here, NPs usually team with others and MDs to open a
practice. Suzanne already has two partners lined up for it and one is
an MD. RambamBOOM!

What's really pathetic about you, Bubbles, is that you have to tout
your
wife's accomplishments.

LOL!!! Before I said much more than she was an RN at St. Francis and
her skills could be useful on a boat, YOU WROTE................

"My daughter is a Clinical Nurse Specialist in both ICU and OB and is
about
to undertake schooling to become a Nurse Anesthetist."

WOW!!! And then you cheered....

"Some, like my wife, work for the betterment of their profession."

YIPEEE!!! And then you bragged....

"That's
advanced nursing training, the kind my daughter has had."

ZOWEE!!! Is she hot too???

You also labored on about how everyone back to your first egg was an
RN!!!! BWAAHAHAHHA!


KAKAKKAKABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's Maxi...a bit furious and
crazed....
http://sobs.org/art/ronrichter/image...dcyclopslg.jpg


RB
35s5
NY

Capt. Blob wrote:

BOOM!!
BOOOM!!!
BABOOM!!!
BLABAHBOOOM!!!!
KABOOOM!!!
KOOKOOBOOOOOM!!!!
RambamBOOM!
WOW!!!
YIPEEE!!!
ZOWEE!!!
KAKAKKAKABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm. Looks like he's had a vocabulary upgrade...


--
Capt Scumbalino

Hmm. Looks like he's had a vocabulary upgrade...


Ha! Even then Bob and Dave will still get them wrong!


RB
35s5
NY