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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Yelp almost 16000 days and Brody just made it to the pamper stage. Just
think, by the time Robert finished changing Lil Thoms Diapers his wife will have to start changing his. Yelp folks it's so sad that a sack like Robert has never sailed into harbor in Acapulco were the kids Lil thoms age dive for coins you toss into the water in the middle of the harbor. He has never had a chance to dive off the cliffs, or to see some of the world's finest beaches. Lush jungle covered mountains rising steeply behind the city, while the deep blue Pacific stretches out in front. So sad that he never had the chance to party all night with shipmates at the Hotel de grande acalpulco: http://www.softgreenglow.com/mt/arch...pankable04.jpg Its pathetic that a self proclaimed Capt. has never dropped the hook in one of the most exciting and dynamic harbors on earth, a natural Harbor that put NYC to shame. He has never had the pleasure of repelling boarders in Hong Kong Harbor: http://www.beautifulwallpapers.com/w...es/places2.jpg It must... down right suck... that he hasen't even sailed into Sydney Harbor, were the lovely Shelias were lined up for blocks on boat sides of the street to pick up US sailors and show them what Ozland is all about: http://devhawk.net/content/binary/To...day%20(58).jpg Yelp almost 16000 day wasted in a toxic dump like NYC, having never pulled into Belize a place you can fill your cooler with tasty lobsters in about 30 min. http://www.oletravel.net/images/belize11.jpg Can you imagine calling yourself a sailor and never sailing the North Sea and picking up a sweater and whiskey in Wick Scotland? http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.u...arbour-450.jpg And what kind of Sailor who has live 6000 days has never passed thru the Panama canal? http://www.tlfq.ulaval.ca/axl/amsuda...nama-canal.jpg Face it folks, as a sailor Roberts youth was wasted, and his golden years will be full of PTA meetings and keeping his rugrat out of jail. He destined to blow himself up in a flat when his wife files for divorce...who could stand more than a few years with such a do nothing go no where loser? But thats OK, he can't get into much trouble until then sitting on the sound in 3kts of wind, drizzle on his face, and limp sails. Capt. Joe |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
"Joe" wrote in message ups.com... Yelp almost 16000 days and Brody just made it to the pamper stage. Just think, by the time Robert finished changing Lil Thoms Diapers his wife will have to start changing his. Yelp folks it's so sad that a sack like Robert has never sailed into harbor in Acapulco were the kids Lil thoms age dive for coins you toss into the water in the middle of the harbor. He has never had a chance to dive off the cliffs, or to see some of the world's finest beaches. Lush jungle covered mountains rising steeply behind the city, while the deep blue Pacific stretches out in front. So sad that he never had the chance to party all night with shipmates at the Hotel de grande acalpulco: http://www.softgreenglow.com/mt/arch...pankable04.jpg Nice shipmate, Joe. Scotty |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Scotty wrote: Nice shipmate, Joe. No doubt, another babe at Hotel de Gante . Actually 2 of the 3 girls I shared a room with were a bit more attractive than the girl in the picture. We were anchored out in the harbor 4-5 days. The town was a party town indeed. All night long! One hotel had a fleet of pink and white stripped willies jeeps for it's guest. I still have the room key! It's a man driving a roman chariot of all things. The girls got a bit wild & crazy and broke the bed frame. The maid knew ...so no way was I going to bring the key to the desk. I had the name wrong, after looking at the key chain the correct full name is the Hotel De Gante Acapulcogro..... it was a serious 5 star Hotel for me!!!! And a typical day in port for a sailor. Joe Scotty |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Joe, aren't you the least bit humiliated (because we are very ashamed FOR YOU!) that you post other people's photo's, like the one from Softgreenglow and claim them as yours? I mean...seriously dude. I really feel for you. Have you EVER gotten laid? We all know you couldn't have a child. Look Joe...here are a couple of pics of nice ladies who are REAL and aboard my boats. Imagine that women could ever like you enough for that to happen to you? I guess not! Aboard Alien.... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/maggliz.jpg Aboard Ghost.... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg Poor Joe! Can you imagine the poor childless sod worried about someone else parenting? Sorry, Joe. Thomas is #1 and about the most awesome person in the world. You couldn't understand that because you've essentially failed as a human being on a biological level. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! RB 35s5 NY |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
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Joe, aren't you the least bit humiliated (because we are very ashamed FOR YOU!) that you post other people's photo's, like the one from Softgreenglow and claim them as yours? Yoo dickweed, who ever claimed the picture was mine?. All are pictures are of places that I have sailed and been to as a sailor or Capt. Are't you ashamed that you keep posting pictures of sailing the same boring **** pool.... and you have never had the pleasure of making port anywhere? Are you not ashamed that you call yourself a Capt. yet you are just a weekend wannabe? You cheapen the title that real Capt. like Ganz work hard to obtain. Do you make Lil Thom call you Capt. Sir and salute your pompas lard ass? Look Joe...here are a couple of pics of nice ladies who are REAL and aboard my boats. Imagine that women could ever like you enough for that to happen to you? I guess not! Aboard RedCloud: http://community.webshots.com/photo/...63212926ZdkCrM Now dickweed post a picture of your SEXY wife after 24 yrs of happy marriage. What Suzy going to look like after 24 yrs with you? As you can see my crew is better looking, or kids head is not mis-shapen, and we are in a drizzle free wheelhouse. Aboard Alien.... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/maggliz.jpg Aboard Ghost.... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg Thomas is #1 and about the most awesome person in the world. Yeah I know, after your story of sobbing like a baby in the drizzle cause ya missed the boy so much while on your long singlehanded sailing voyage I know he's number 1 with you. You are super pathetic. Capt. Joe Walk away Rob HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! RB 35s5 NY |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
You sure have a great life Joe, no wonder the boob is so
jelious of you. SV "Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. .. Scotty wrote: Nice shipmate, Joe. No doubt, another babe at Hotel de Gante . Actually 2 of the 3 girls I shared a room with were a bit more attractive than the girl in the picture. We were anchored out in the harbor 4-5 days. The town was a party town indeed. All night long! One hotel had a fleet of pink and white stripped willies jeeps for it's guest. I still have the room key! It's a man driving a roman chariot of all things. The girls got a bit wild & crazy and broke the bed frame. The maid knew ...so no way was I going to bring the key to the desk. I had the name wrong, after looking at the key chain the correct full name is the Hotel De Gante Acapulcogro..... it was a serious 5 star Hotel for me!!!! And a typical day in port for a sailor. Joe Scotty |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Joe, you should write a book about your adventures. It would
make a swell movie! Scotty "Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. .. Scotty wrote: Nice shipmate, Joe. Ohhhh. Almost forget, and it's hard to focus on, but the hill she is looking at with the winding road is to the resturant on the cliffs overlooking the pacific. That's were the world famous cliff divers jump from. They put on one hell of a show at night, the whole area is lit with torches, Margritas are 10cents, Mariachi bands sing and play all night. A regular paradise, but just another port for a sailor conquer. Joe Scotty |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Scotty wrote: Joe, you should write a book about your adventures. It would make a swell movie! Scotty Nahhh.. The best part of the adventure is still to come. And what I've posted here to Robert is just typical stuff and places for sailors un-afraid to sail out of the sight of land. Look at Merchant Marine Mike, he's all over the globe these days. Don't worry Scotty.. Day 15732 will have lots of new exotic places to show Bob. Day 15732's lesson for Rob will include a place I roared along at 33 kts with 120 tons of Aluminum boat and cargo. Same place were a tug I ran had a tow order for 100 barges. Rob is worried that I'm not out there this instant seeing new things. He can not understand why I do not sit in a zen position on the bow, in the drizzle sobbing like a baby at the beauty to be behold in sailing at 3 kts. I bet you have seen quite allot on the Road that others would be amazed at. Wonder if Rob's worried your not driving enough? Joe "Joe" wrote in message oups.com.. . Scotty wrote: Nice shipmate, Joe. Ohhhh. Almost forget, and it's hard to focus on, but the hill she is looking at with the winding road is to the resturant on the cliffs overlooking the pacific. That's were the world famous cliff divers jump from. They put on one hell of a show at night, the whole area is lit with torches, Margritas are 10cents, Mariachi bands sing and play all night. A regular paradise, but just another port for a sailor conquer. Joe Scotty |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Cabin Boy stuttered out Look Joe...here are a couple of pics of nice ladies who are REAL and aboard my boats. Imagine that women could ever like you enough for that to happen to you? I guess not! Aboard RedCloud: http://community.webshots.com/photo/...63212926ZdkCrM Now dickweed post a picture of your SEXY wife after 24 yrs of happy marriage. What Suzy going to look like after 24 yrs with you? Who had the first 20+ years? Not you Bwahahahahahahaha made you STFU and feel like the looser you are huh? Lets see that Sexy woman you have been making love to for the past 24 yrs! Aboard Alien.... http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/maggliz.jpg Oink Oink Oink http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/nuriah.jpg Man O man, you are a pervert, It is clear the lady has no ideal you are trying to sneek a picture of her snatch. And the other girl is day dreaming about being on another boat beside's one with you aboard. You creep! bet you coughed to cover the sound of the shutter click of your camera laying in the bench. Capt. Joe |
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15731 days and still Roberts life sucks!
Aboard RedCloud: http://community.webshots.com/photo/...63212926ZdkCrM You want to explain to everyone why you have a black child???? BWAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA...he has your eyes! RB 35s5 NY |
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