Yelp almost 16000 days and Brody just made it to the pamper stage. Just
think, by the time Robert finished changing Lil Thoms Diapers his wife
will have to start changing his.

Yelp folks it's so sad that a sack like Robert has never sailed into
harbor in Acapulco were the kids Lil thoms age dive for coins you toss
into the water in the middle of the harbor. He has never had a chance
to dive off the cliffs, or to see some of the world's finest beaches.
Lush jungle covered mountains rising steeply behind the city, while the
deep blue Pacific stretches out in front.

So sad that he never had the chance to party all night with shipmates
at the Hotel de grande acalpulco:
http://www.softgreenglow.com/mt/arch...pankable04.jpg

Its pathetic that a self proclaimed Capt. has never dropped the hook in
one of the most exciting and dynamic harbors on earth, a natural Harbor
that put NYC to shame. He has never had the pleasure of repelling
boarders in Hong Kong Harbor:

http://www.beautifulwallpapers.com/w...es/places2.jpg

It must... down right suck... that he hasen't even sailed into Sydney
Harbor, were the lovely Shelias were lined up for blocks on boat sides
of the street to pick up US sailors and show them what Ozland is all
about:

http://devhawk.net/content/binary/To...day%20(58).jpg

Yelp almost 16000 day wasted in a toxic dump like NYC, having never
pulled into Belize a place you can fill your cooler with tasty lobsters
in about 30 min.

http://www.oletravel.net/images/belize11.jpg

Can you imagine calling yourself a sailor and never sailing the North
Sea and picking up a sweater and whiskey in Wick Scotland?

http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.u...arbour-450.jpg

And what kind of Sailor who has live 6000 days has never passed thru
the Panama canal?

http://www.tlfq.ulaval.ca/axl/amsuda...nama-canal.jpg

Face it folks, as a sailor Roberts youth was wasted, and his golden
years will be full of PTA meetings and keeping his rugrat out of jail.
He destined to blow himself up in a flat when his wife files for
divorce...who could stand more than a few years with such a do nothing
go no where loser?

But thats OK, he can't get into much trouble until then sitting on the
sound in 3kts of wind, drizzle on his face, and limp sails.

Capt. Joe

"Joe" wrote in message
ups.com...
Yelp almost 16000 days and Brody just made it to the
pamper stage. Just
think, by the time Robert finished changing Lil Thoms
Diapers his wife
will have to start changing his.

Yelp folks it's so sad that a sack like Robert has never
sailed into
harbor in Acapulco were the kids Lil thoms age dive for
coins you toss
into the water in the middle of the harbor. He has never
had a chance
to dive off the cliffs, or to see some of the world's
finest beaches.
Lush jungle covered mountains rising steeply behind the
city, while the
deep blue Pacific stretches out in front.

So sad that he never had the chance to party all night
with shipmates
at the Hotel de grande acalpulco:
http://www.softgreenglow.com/mt/arch...pankable04.jpg


Nice shipmate, Joe.

Scotty

Scotty wrote:

Nice shipmate, Joe.


No doubt, another babe at Hotel de Gante .

Actually 2 of the 3 girls I shared a room with were a bit more
attractive than the girl in the picture.

We were anchored out in the harbor 4-5 days.

The town was a party town indeed. All night long!

One hotel had a fleet of pink and white stripped willies jeeps for it's
guest.

I still have the room key! It's a man driving a roman chariot of all
things.

The girls got a bit wild & crazy and broke the bed frame.
The maid knew ...so no way was I going to bring the key to the desk.

I had the name wrong, after looking at the key chain the correct full
name is the Hotel De Gante Acapulcogro..... it was a serious 5 star
Hotel for me!!!! And a typical day in port for a sailor.

Joe







Scotty

You sure have a great life Joe, no wonder the boob is so
jelious of you.


SV


"Joe" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:

Nice shipmate, Joe.


No doubt, another babe at Hotel de Gante .

Actually 2 of the 3 girls I shared a room with were a bit
more
attractive than the girl in the picture.

We were anchored out in the harbor 4-5 days.

The town was a party town indeed. All night long!

One hotel had a fleet of pink and white stripped willies
jeeps for it's
guest.

I still have the room key! It's a man driving a roman
chariot of all
things.

The girls got a bit wild & crazy and broke the bed frame.
The maid knew ...so no way was I going to bring the key
to the desk.

I had the name wrong, after looking at the key chain the
correct full
name is the Hotel De Gante Acapulcogro..... it was a
serious 5 star
Hotel for me!!!! And a typical day in port for a sailor.

Joe







Scotty