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Capt. Rob July 11th 06 05:28 PM

Joe Dumber than a Winch Handle?????
 
Even after I post actual conditions via a weather link which CLEARLY
SHOWS AS FOLLOWS...

5:56 PM 75.0 °F 63.0 °F 66% 30.01 in 10.0 miles SSW 17.3 mph
23.0 mph N/A Clear

Which is the time we sailed, poor Joe still manages to say we sailed in
13 knots!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He can't even read a page of weather data.
I guess I should have left out the link. He's so confused!!!

Joe's Mental Master:

http://www.jimmygreen.co.uk/products...cking_comp.JPG

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 11th 06 05:33 PM

Joe Dumber than a Winch Handle?????
 
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Joe July 11th 06 05:52 PM

Robs Dumber than a red Winch Handle left in the winch
 

Cabin boy Rob wrote:
Even after I post actual conditions via a weather link which CLEARLY
SHOWS AS FOLLOWS...

5:56 PM 75.0 °F 63.0 °F 66% 30.01 in 10.0 miles SSW 17.3 mph
23.0 mph N/A Clear



Rob claims he's sailing for a "couple of hours" in 30 kt gust.

Rob's dumber than a bowl of sour kraut. And clearly a liar.

Joe
http://www.shop-amgram.com/wallpaper/steamroller.jpg





RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob July 11th 06 07:54 PM

Joe's Dumber than a Winch Handle
 

Rob claims he's sailing for a "couple of hours" in 30 kt gust.




Uhhh...Joe? Didn't you claim that you're a captain or something and
that you know how to sail?
Do you realize that a couple of hours in a 30 knot gust wouldn't be a
gust at all; it would be wind speed. Here, allow me to correct you once
again...

Gust: 1 : a sudden brief rush of wind

Sort of like when your old lady opens her legs! But in any case, even
simple weather terminology is beyond you. Then again, you couldn't even
read the weather chart I posted.


And so....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 11th 06 07:59 PM

Robs Dumber than a cheap plastic Winch Handle left to be lost overboard
 

Cabin Boy Rob wrote:


read the weather chart I posted.


Why don't you post a weather report from LIS?

Joe


And so....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob July 11th 06 08:08 PM

Joe's Dumber than roach poop!
 

Why don't you post a weather report from LIS?





Why? You couldn't make heads or tails of the first one I posted!!! Tell
us again what the wind speed was? 13 knots????

Bwahahahahahahahahhah HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 11th 06 08:20 PM

Rob's Dumber than a brick!
 

Cabin boy Rob wrote:
Why don't you post a weather report from LIS?



Why?


To show the true wind speeds you sailed in.

Like this site:

Long Island WeatherLong Island Sound West Of New Haven Ct/Port
Jefferson Ny- Forecast as of 3:21 PM EDT on July 9, 2006 Tonight... SW
winds 10 to 15 kt...decreasing to 5 to 10 ...
weather.newsday.com/MAR/AN/335.html - 68k - Jul 9, 2006

Joe


RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob July 11th 06 08:49 PM

Joe = Captain Dock Barge!
 

No ****, Joe just posted this...

Long Island WeatherLong Island Sound West Of New Haven Ct/Port
Jefferson Ny- Forecast as of 3:21 PM EDT on July 9, 2006 Tonight... SW
winds 10 to 15 kt...decreasing to 5 to 10 ...

And it's a forecast!!!! Know what a forecast is, Joe? It's not the
weather, now is it??? Oh, no!!!
Does anyone really think Joe has even the slightest knowledge of boats,
sailing or weather? With every post he digs himself in deeper.

Here, Joe. Let's try again. Read CAREFULLY and SLOWLY. Focus! This is
the ACTUAL weather for the 9th here, not a guess from the previous
day!:

http://weather.newsday.com/auto/news...sta tename=NA

Actual weather report, Joe. Actual gusts to 25 knots. Wind speed of 20.
You do know that predictions don't win out over actual events, right???
You forecast a long sea voyage, yet after seven years Redcloud is
nearly rusted to the dock! That's reality!

Ladies and gent's....allow me to introduce JOE, the dumbest fish ASA
has ever witnessed!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RB
35s5
NY


Joe July 11th 06 09:12 PM

Rob = Cabin Boy!
 

Cabin boy Rob : Posted the link to the islip weather station
recordings.

So did you sail in the central Islip area? Or over towards Brentwood?
http://www.city-data.com/mapszip/zma2816.gif

Capt. Joe






BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob July 11th 06 09:38 PM

Rob = Cabin Boy!
 

So did you sail in the central Islip area? Or over towards Brentwood?
http://www.city-data.com/mapszip/zma2816.gif




Oh. My. God.
I now believe that Joe is doing this to himself on purpose. He can't be
this dumb.


RB
35s5
NY



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