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Capt. Rob July 8th 06 10:06 PM

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I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll make a point
to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.


150 City Island Ave. I'll be there at least three days a week. Tomorrow
at 4:00 for a sail.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty July 9th 06 12:36 AM

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How tuff must one be to be a bouncer in a gay bar?

or was he a fluffer?

SV


"Bob Crantz" wrote

Because you won't show up, chicken****.


I can easily dispatch the great bloviator. He's just

bluffing for
entertainment purposes only.





Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:21 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ps.com...

I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll make a point
to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.


150 City Island Ave. I'll be there at least three days a week. Tomorrow
at 4:00 for a sail.

I will met up with you. I'll call first.

Amen!



Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:30 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

You were paid to keep them out, not let them in to fight with them.
Face it,
you failed.


I never failed. I was paid a lot of money for my work and a year after
quiting was offered even more to come back.


But obviously not enough to make you come back.


To "fail" means I engaged someone which led to a lawsuit.


A lawsuit means you really screwed the pooch. You simply failed at your job.



Never
happened. I also got a lot of respect.


I seriously doubt there is anything in your life you ever earned, especially
respect.


You don't even know what that
means in the biz.


I have never been a bouncer. The hours, smoke filled rooms and grade of
person one encounters aren't exactly appealing.

You will know when I'm at the marina. I will taunt you second to none! I
will call you a big fluffy marshmellow to your face!

You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run away
and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!



Capt. Rob July 9th 06 01:40 AM

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Scotty wrote:
--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked

with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But

no one here
could.


Because you won't show up, chicken****.

SV



150 City Island Ave. 4 pm tomorrow, 10 am Monday, 4 pm Wednesday


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG July 9th 06 01:41 AM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?




Capt.Mooron July 9th 06 01:57 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.


Aw WTF are you on about now... I've put you down here on many occasions!!

If you mean in a fight.... heck man... I'd drop you before you could run
away! I'm exceedingly fast.... by the time the last smack from the first
flurry registered.... you'd realized I just punched your ticket on the Train
of Pain.

Bobsprit... You're a flabby, slow wussy. Size is not an advantage....
neither is reach nor weight. The last "big" person I fought with wasted too
much time trying to intimidate me and found out a hard line drive to his
adam's apple as reason enough to not bother getting back up off the floor.
Only problem with you in that respect would be deciding which chin to strike
under!

Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa.......

CM-



Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:57 AM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?

I plan to give him such a nasty pinch!




Bob Crantz July 9th 06 02:14 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:yvYrg.128873$S61.89219@edtnps90...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.


Aw WTF are you on about now... I've put you down here on many occasions!!

If you mean in a fight.... heck man... I'd drop you before you could run
away! I'm exceedingly fast.... by the time the last smack from the first
flurry registered.... you'd realized I just punched your ticket on the
Train of Pain.

Bobsprit... You're a flabby, slow wussy. Size is not an advantage....
neither is reach nor weight. The last "big" person I fought with wasted
too much time trying to intimidate me and found out a hard line drive to
his adam's apple as reason enough to not bother getting back up off the
floor. Only problem with you in that respect would be deciding which chin
to strike under!


Lean and mean will take on blubber any day.



Capt. JG July 9th 06 03:24 AM

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TMI

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?

I plan to give him such a nasty pinch!







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