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Capt. Rob July 7th 06 01:23 PM

Better Boats means better Club
 
Here are some of the fine boats at NMYC and SMYC....compare to your sad
mooring fields and the sad Nordica, Express and Catalinas floating
there...

Here's a sampling of the fine boats here...and no one is playing a
Latino beat. Dave is clearly a racist in any case!

Island Packet 40
Beneteau 35s5
Sweden 39
Tartan 37
Tartan 3500 (new)
Tayana 48DS (new)
Swan 53
Beneteau 51
Hunter 39 (new)
Hunter 33 (new)
Vindo 40

And one Siedlemann 37 owned by a guy who bought it for 5K!!!


Better club. Better boats (except for the S37). Better living. Cleaner
water. Better sailing grounds.


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 7th 06 03:39 PM

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Any negroes own dem boats?




"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...
Here are some of the fine boats at NMYC and SMYC....compare to your sad
mooring fields and the sad Nordica, Express and Catalinas floating
there...

Here's a sampling of the fine boats here...and no one is playing a
Latino beat. Dave is clearly a racist in any case!

Island Packet 40
Beneteau 35s5
Sweden 39
Tartan 37
Tartan 3500 (new)
Tayana 48DS (new)
Swan 53
Beneteau 51
Hunter 39 (new)
Hunter 33 (new)
Vindo 40

And one Siedlemann 37 owned by a guy who bought it for 5K!!!


Better club. Better boats (except for the S37). Better living. Cleaner
water. Better sailing grounds.


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob July 7th 06 09:34 PM

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Any negroes own dem boats?


Sure, the Tartan is owned by a surgeon, who happens to be black. Why do
you ask?We also have the IP owner who's at least part hispanic who's
one of Bloomberg's lawyers.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 7th 06 10:04 PM

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as well as a substantial Spanish-speaking contingent.
Remember, this is the Bronx.


Dave, seriously...why make stuff up? Most if not all our spanish
customers (who are nice folks in spite of your idea that they somehow
degrade a club) are on the marginal walkway and are rack customers.
Anyone is welcome to visit and see for themselves.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 7th 06 10:36 PM

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Here's your post:

but there are a fair number of black boat
owners there, as well as a substantial Spanish-speaking contingent.
Remember, this is the Bronx.

But you were on the hard. You were not in a slip. You don't even know
the source of the music you claimed to hear. How do you know how many
Spanish or black or Russian customers we have? Did you spend time on
the docks seeing who owned the boats?
We're all waiting to hear about the "fair" number of black boat owners.
And if we did have them, is that a bad thing?
FYI, Dave. I know almost every boat on the North side and most are
white...and that's not always a good thing either, racist Dave. Lately
we've gotten some European boat owners renting, who were originally at
Capri. The Hispanic customers are usually rack customers, not in slips.

FYI, Dave, I'll take a black customer over a white any day. Black
people tend to be nicer and are less likely to kill a lot of people.
And why don't you ask a few clubs who the deadbeats tend to be. Hint:
White professionals.


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 7th 06 11:42 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...



FYI, Dave, I'll take a black customer over a white any day. Black
people tend to be nicer and are less likely to kill a lot of people.
And why don't you ask a few clubs who the deadbeats tend to be. Hint:
White professionals.


Racism, racial profiling all in one.

According to:

http://jabpage.org/features/racestat/racestat3.html

Blacks kill more than whites - in absolute numbers!






Bob Crantz July 7th 06 11:44 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


FYI, Dave, I'll take a black customer over a white any day. Black
people tend to be nicer and are less likely to kill a lot of people.



Not according to the FBI:

http://www.fbi.gov/ucr/cius_04/offen...me/murder.html


So are you saying Minneford prefers to rent to people that are more likely
to murder?




Capt. Rob July 7th 06 11:56 PM

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Blacks kill more than whites - in absolute numbers!



When I worked as a bouncer, there was one thing we all understood. A
black person might start a fight, but it was usually for some kind of
reason. Most of the time they could be talked down.
But whites are a whole other matter. They start fights for the sole and
singular goal of fighting and were more likely to pull a weapon and
actually try to use it. The most horrible crimes, not driven by
poverty, are committed by whites. From the Ice Man to Jeff Dahmler, the
most horribly violent people are white Americans.
The worst fights I was in, and there were a few bad ones, were with
white people. A white person also fights on a other level, seeking to
really mame the other person. I quit those jobs when I was forced to
really hurt two people. White people? You can keep 'em.


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 8th 06 03:29 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

Blacks kill more than whites - in absolute numbers!



When I worked as a bouncer, there was one thing we all understood. A
black person might start a fight, but it was usually for some kind of
reason. Most of the time they could be talked down.
But whites are a whole other matter. They start fights for the sole and
singular goal of fighting and were more likely to pull a weapon and
actually try to use it. The most horrible crimes, not driven by
poverty, are committed by whites. From the Ice Man to Jeff Dahmler, the
most horribly violent people are white Americans.
The worst fights I was in, and there were a few bad ones, were with
white people. A white person also fights on a other level, seeking to
really mame the other person. I quit those jobs when I was forced to
really hurt two people. White people? You can keep 'em.


Your experiences were with white New Yorkers.

Jeff Dahmler ate a few people. What skin color do whole tribes of cannibals
have? Where is the greatest genocide now occuring on earth?

All you are complaining about is getting your butt kicked by white people.

If you are really well trained, you don't have to hurt people to subdue
them. But then, you are white and a New Yorker!

It's no wonder you hate yourself!



Scotty July 8th 06 03:47 AM

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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On 7 Jul 2006 05:23:50 -0700, "Capt. Rob"

said:

Better club. Better boats (except for the S37). Better

living. Cleaner
water. Better sailing grounds.


If you want those, come up to my end of the Sound. You

could even join a
real yacht club with the dockside you so crave.



if they would let ****head join, I wouldn't be bragging
about it.

SV





Scotty July 8th 06 03:50 AM

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"Swab Rob" wrote

FYI, Dave. I know almost every boat on the North side and

most are
white...


any blue ones? I like dark blur hulls.



. Black
and are less likely to kill a lot of people.



Bad aim?





Capt. Rob July 8th 06 01:18 PM

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Jeff Dahmler ate a few people. What skin color do whole tribes of
cannibals
have?


Cannibals are not serial killers and don't get sexual satisfaction from
saving body parts. According to FBI statistics, the standard profile
for a serial killer is a white male, age 30-60, generally well
educated.


All you are complaining about is getting your butt kicked by white people.


I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.

If you are really well trained, you don't have to hurt people to
subdue
them.

Wrong. When dealing with more than one opponent, armed and in a
confined space with bystanders present, you must use disabling force.
That's what we were paid to do. And if you knew anything about being a
cooler or bouncer, you'd know that the training is in avoiding a fight
altogether. Subduing them is not a word we even use. "Removing" them is
the word.
Bob, there's always a lot of clowns like you, who have a copy of
Roadhouse on DVD, who thinks they know something about this. Sadly,
you're just the sort of flotsam I was paid to eject.



RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 8th 06 03:55 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

Jeff Dahmler ate a few people. What skin color do whole tribes of
cannibals
have?


Cannibals are not serial killers and don't get sexual satisfaction from
saving body parts. According to FBI statistics, the standard profile
for a serial killer is a white male, age 30-60, generally well
educated.


But according to FBI statistics, the race most likely to commit murder is?




All you are complaining about is getting your butt kicked by white
people.


I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.


You are a marshmellow.




If you are really well trained, you don't have to hurt people to
subdue
them.

Wrong. When dealing with more than one opponent, armed and in a
confined space with bystanders present, you must use disabling force.


Really?


That's what we were paid to do.


You were paid to keep them out, not let them in to fight with them. Face it,
you failed.


And if you knew anything about being a
cooler or bouncer, you'd know that the training is in avoiding a fight
altogether.


You failed.

Subduing them is not a word we even use. "Removing" them is
the word.


You failed.

Bob, there's always a lot of clowns like you, who have a copy of
Roadhouse on DVD, who thinks they know something about this. Sadly,
you're just the sort of flotsam I was paid to eject.


I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll make a point to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.





RB
35s5
NY




Bob Crantz July 8th 06 04:08 PM

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Read why RB is a failu

http://www.crimedoctor.com/nightclub1.htm


A doorman is not a bouncer.



Scotty July 8th 06 04:18 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..

Jeff Dahmler ate a few people. What skin color do whole

tribes of
cannibals
have?


Cannibals are not serial killers and don't get sexual

satisfaction from
saving body parts. According to FBI statistics, the

standard profile
for a serial killer is a white male, age 30-60, generally

well
educated.


All you are complaining about is getting your butt

kicked by white people.

I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked

with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But

no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.

If you are really well trained, you don't have to hurt

people to
subdue
them.

Wrong. When dealing with more than one opponent, armed and

in a
confined space with bystanders present, you must use

disabling force.
That's what we were paid to do. And if you knew anything

about being a
cooler or bouncer, you'd know that the training is in

avoiding a fight
altogether. Subduing them is not a word we even use.

"Removing" them is
the word.
Bob, there's always a lot of clowns like you, who have a

copy of
Roadhouse on DVD, who thinks they know something about

this. Sadly,
you're just the sort of flotsam I was paid to eject.



RB
35s5
NY




Scotty July 8th 06 04:19 PM

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--
"Swab Rob" wrote

I've yet to be put down,


My vet could see you on Tuesday. Should I make the
appointment?

S



Scotty July 8th 06 04:20 PM

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--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked

with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But

no one here
could.


Because you won't show up, chicken****.

SV






Scotty July 8th 06 04:23 PM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll

make a point to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.



Don't bother, Stay Puft Boy won't show.

Scotty



Bob Crantz July 8th 06 10:02 PM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..


--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked

with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But

no one here
could.


Because you won't show up, chicken****.


I can easily dispatch the great bloviator. He's just bluffing for
entertainment purposes only.



Capt. Rob July 8th 06 10:03 PM

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You were paid to keep them out, not let them in to fight with them.
Face it,
you failed.


I never failed. I was paid a lot of money for my work and a year after
quiting was offered even more to come back.
To "fail" means I engaged someone which led to a lawsuit. Never
happened. I also got a lot of respect. You don't even know what that
means in the biz.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob July 8th 06 10:06 PM

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I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll make a point
to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.


150 City Island Ave. I'll be there at least three days a week. Tomorrow
at 4:00 for a sail.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty July 9th 06 12:36 AM

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How tuff must one be to be a bouncer in a gay bar?

or was he a fluffer?

SV


"Bob Crantz" wrote

Because you won't show up, chicken****.


I can easily dispatch the great bloviator. He's just

bluffing for
entertainment purposes only.





Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:21 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ps.com...

I gladly accept your challenge. Next time I'm in NY I'll make a point
to
drop by. You are a marshmellow.


150 City Island Ave. I'll be there at least three days a week. Tomorrow
at 4:00 for a sail.

I will met up with you. I'll call first.

Amen!



Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:30 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

You were paid to keep them out, not let them in to fight with them.
Face it,
you failed.


I never failed. I was paid a lot of money for my work and a year after
quiting was offered even more to come back.


But obviously not enough to make you come back.


To "fail" means I engaged someone which led to a lawsuit.


A lawsuit means you really screwed the pooch. You simply failed at your job.



Never
happened. I also got a lot of respect.


I seriously doubt there is anything in your life you ever earned, especially
respect.


You don't even know what that
means in the biz.


I have never been a bouncer. The hours, smoke filled rooms and grade of
person one encounters aren't exactly appealing.

You will know when I'm at the marina. I will taunt you second to none! I
will call you a big fluffy marshmellow to your face!

You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run away
and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!



Capt. Rob July 9th 06 01:40 AM

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Scotty wrote:
--
"Swab Rob" wrote
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked

with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But

no one here
could.


Because you won't show up, chicken****.

SV



150 City Island Ave. 4 pm tomorrow, 10 am Monday, 4 pm Wednesday


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG July 9th 06 01:41 AM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?




Capt.Mooron July 9th 06 01:57 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.


Aw WTF are you on about now... I've put you down here on many occasions!!

If you mean in a fight.... heck man... I'd drop you before you could run
away! I'm exceedingly fast.... by the time the last smack from the first
flurry registered.... you'd realized I just punched your ticket on the Train
of Pain.

Bobsprit... You're a flabby, slow wussy. Size is not an advantage....
neither is reach nor weight. The last "big" person I fought with wasted too
much time trying to intimidate me and found out a hard line drive to his
adam's apple as reason enough to not bother getting back up off the floor.
Only problem with you in that respect would be deciding which chin to strike
under!

Bwahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa.......

CM-



Bob Crantz July 9th 06 01:57 AM

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?

I plan to give him such a nasty pinch!




Bob Crantz July 9th 06 02:14 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:yvYrg.128873$S61.89219@edtnps90...

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
I've yet to be put down, except by a few trainers I worked with when
volunteering. That's not to say someone can't do it. But no one here
could. In fact not even two of the folks here could.


Aw WTF are you on about now... I've put you down here on many occasions!!

If you mean in a fight.... heck man... I'd drop you before you could run
away! I'm exceedingly fast.... by the time the last smack from the first
flurry registered.... you'd realized I just punched your ticket on the
Train of Pain.

Bobsprit... You're a flabby, slow wussy. Size is not an advantage....
neither is reach nor weight. The last "big" person I fought with wasted
too much time trying to intimidate me and found out a hard line drive to
his adam's apple as reason enough to not bother getting back up off the
floor. Only problem with you in that respect would be deciding which chin
to strike under!


Lean and mean will take on blubber any day.



Capt. JG July 9th 06 03:24 AM

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TMI

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..
You are no match for me. You will lift your skirt above your head, run
away and hide behind the dumpster!

I will track you down by the trail of fecal matter!


Is there any possibility we can convince you not to do this to him?

I plan to give him such a nasty pinch!






Capt.Mooron July 9th 06 04:12 AM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Lean and mean will take on blubber any day.


Absolutely... and only reinforced by Bobsprit complaining how he strained
muscles picking up a lightweight bicycle!!

My youngest brother who is 6'4" & 240lbs employed a "nag them into
acquiescence" tactic when he was bouncing in the bars in Yellowknife....
claims it cut down on the dry cleaning costs.



Capt. Rob July 9th 06 11:49 AM

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The last "big" person I fought with wasted too
much time trying to intimidate me and found out a hard line drive to
his
adam's apple as reason enough to not bother getting back up off the
floor.
Only problem with you in that respect would be deciding which chin to
strike
under!




Well, for Bob Crantz, notice how well defined Mooron's tall tail is
regarding the violent elements, including a strike to the adam's apple?
He's white of course.
As for Mooron, I always know when someone can't fight when they give a
discription like yours. I don't doubt that your beer saturated frame
and mind are convinced you're ready to hurt someone. I've NEVER had to
fight anyone outside of being hired to do so in a bar or club. I'm an
adult.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron July 9th 06 01:53 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

I've NEVER had to fight anyone


The only bit of truth in your whole statement.

I'm betting the only fight you ever lost was when you tripped while running
away!

CM-



Capt. Rob July 9th 06 02:02 PM

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I'm betting the only fight you ever lost was when you tripped while
running
away!



Unless I'm being paid or someone else is in danger I WOULD run to avoid
a fight. Few things are more faggy than two guys fighting over nothing.
Not surprising in the least that you admitted to fighting and NOT being
paid for it. It's sooo easy to avoid a fight, unless you're a punk.
Sorry, Mooron. I worked 3 NY clubs, including the Polk which became a
biker lair and finally shut down. I was there during some of the worst
times and was well paid for my work. The owners told me that if I
stayed they think they could have remained open. My best work was when
I could stop a fight from happening...and stop some girly-man from
hitting another in the adam's apple!


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 9th 06 03:47 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


I worked 3 NY clubs, including the Polk which became a
biker lair and stop some girly-man from
hitting another in the adam's apple!


Gay bar?



Capt. Rob July 9th 06 04:14 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...


I worked 3 NY clubs, including the Polk which became a
biker lair and stop some girly-man from
hitting another in the adam's apple!


Gay bar?



That's a good point. Only a punk would strike to the adam's apple. It's
like going for the knees. White people do fight like that at times.


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty July 9th 06 05:13 PM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote


Gay bar?



150 City Island Ave.




Bob Crantz July 10th 06 07:22 PM

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"Dave" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 7 Jul 2006 22:47:13 -0400, "Scotty" said:

if they would let ****head join, I wouldn't be bragging
about it.


Good point. I expect that the only application process for Rob's "yacht
club" is writing a check.


The club is of the highest quality. RB is a member for free.

He says so.



Capt. Rob July 10th 06 07:42 PM

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The club is of the highest quality. RB is a member for free.

He says so.




Well, it's not really for free. It's a barter. I just took a job to do
a huge canvas job on a Shannon 43 BTW.



RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz July 10th 06 11:59 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...

The club is of the highest quality. RB is a member for free.

He says so.




Well, it's not really for free. It's a barter. I just took a job to do
a huge canvas job on a Shannon 43 BTW.

But you must admit you get great deals. I think many have forgotten about
the excellent deals that fall your way. Perhaps a reminder for the group,
the troll value is priceless.

I have also noted how you have skewered a few on wind speed near Hart
Island. Excellent job! They will never learn!

hahahahaha!!!!

Amen!




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