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Some days, when it's been raining for 20 straight hours, I just don't feel like trolling, even if it's with facts...such as.... Scotty owns the lamest boat here.... Mooron is spending another season not sailing.... Joe's boat is more trawler than sailor..... Doug spent money on a trawler.... Bob Crantz also owns no boat and thinks toddlers need heat stroke..... Capt. Neal will never sail again.... Ozzy...well, Ozzy's just Ozzy. Can't fix him from here..... It's just one of those days...but we're sailing tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. Maybe I'll feel like trolling then. Good day, folks. RB 35s5 NY |
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"Capt. Rob" wrote It's just one of those days...but we're sailing tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. Wow, a 4 day cruise! Lucky you. What exotic location is your destination? How far can you sail in 4 days on your 35' coastal cruiser? Scotty |
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Scotty wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote It's just one of those days...but we're sailing tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. Wow, a 4 day cruise! Lucky you. What exotic location is your destination? How far can you sail in 4 days on your 35' coastal cruiser? Depends on how long the shore power cord is, maybe 100'? Cheers Marty |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. "Capt. Rob" wrote It's just one of those days...but we're sailing tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. Wow, a 4 day cruise! Lucky you. What exotic location is your destination? How far can you sail in 4 days on your 35' coastal cruiser? Scotty Scotty, It's obvious you are "rough around the edges" to say the least. It's not how far one travels, it is the road travelled. Capt RB will spend hours and hours of quality dockside time, each family member with their own personal set of headphones. The quality will be embodies in the teak dock box, the stainless and teak of the high end dockside BBQ, the brilliant colours of the flatscreen tv, the glistening of the swim platform (forget that it is the equivalent of putting a diving board on a cesspool), the sparkle and orderliness of the dock thimbles, and the ambience that can only come from an under-utilized performance-family-coastal-cruiser-semi-planing-aft-cabin-giant-potty-award-winning-day-sailer. Amen! |
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"Bob Crantz" wrote It's just one of those days...but we're sailing tonight, tomorrow and Sunday. Wow, a 4 day cruise! Lucky you. What exotic location is your destination? How far can you sail in 4 days on your 35' coastal cruiser? Scotty Scotty, It's obvious you are "rough around the edges" to say the least. Thanks for noticing. It's not how far one travels, it is the road travelled. So, you're saying bob will enjoy the drive from his flat to the slip, more than the boat time? Scotty |
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"Scotty" wrote in message . .. It's not how far one travels, it is the road travelled. So, you're saying bob will enjoy the drive from his flat to the slip, more than the boat time? I bet he lets the brat sit in his lap and steer the car on the cross Bronx. SV |
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Scott,
Rob said he's going sailing. You jump to the conclusion that Four day sailing means cruising. To Nutsy that means leaving his moorage four times. A starboard Tack, a Port tack, a downwind Run and back to moorage and dock time. Not all bad. Certainly beats sailing the Sofa, in Kew Gardens, watching electronic images on Big Screen TV, although that will also be included in the four days. http://community.webtv.net/tassail/HTMLTutoralPractise |
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Scotty wrote: "Scotty" wrote in message . .. It's not how far one travels, it is the road travelled. So, you're saying bob will enjoy the drive from his flat to the slip, more than the boat time? I bet he lets the brat sit in his lap and steer the car on the cross Bronx. SV Who's going to have a lap big enough for Robert to sit in and steer? Joe |
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"Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Scott, Rob said he's going sailing. You jump to the conclusion that Four day sailing means cruising. To Nutsy that means leaving his moorage four times. A starboard Tack, a Port tack, a downwind Run and back to moorage and dock time. Not all bad. Oh, dinghy sailing. SV |
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