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Capt. Rob wrote:
I noticed you surged to 10.5. I'm talking steady, RedCloud would
"surge" to 13 in 31 kt's easy...So much for your French clorox bottle.





But you didn't notice that your constant speed of 9 knots is still
slower than our 10.2. Let's put it another way.



Bwahahah...now your "surge" is constant...Bwahahaha right bubbles, U da
man.



The Tayana 48 DS that I
sail is faster than your boat...and Heart of Gold can sail circles
around it.


Sheeeze no old tired Tayana can keep pace with RedCloud.

Joe, your boat sails...but it's not a sailor's boat. As a passagemaker
it is better than my boat....if you ever make a passage. But all
you do is post here! You make no passages.


Bubbles I put more miles under my keel in a week then you do all year.

Have you ever been offshore?


On the other hand Heart of
Gold was built for coastal sailing, family fun daysailing and shorter
range cruising. We use her for that and keep her light and nimble.


Bwahahaha you've been crusing.....

Is that why you haul around heavy powerless AC's...to keep her light?
And you add enough ballest when you step aboard to extend your water
line 8 inches. You have no choice but to use her as a day sailor, one
Brody dump and your waste tank is overflowing, one half a shower and
your waterless, and your cubbie holes only hold one Brody size meal I'm
sure.


You're poor tub, is nothing more than a houseboat with masts, even less
fun to sail than Jeff's dull cat!!!


What do you know about sailing or boat quality. **** you"re a "Capt" on
par with Cap'n Crunch and Capt Kangaroo(self proclaimed). All the boats
you have owned were tender dangerious, flawed, dime a dozen pond crap.

9 knots in 25-30 says it all. And I'm so glad you admitted it. Can you
imagine what a larger first series would do to you if my far smaller
boat is already faster?
Stomp!


And my Labrisa that I sail 10X the amount you sail any boat in a
year... will leave your french whore in its wake any day. I can sail
circles around a fat ******* like you, any day, any weather. And with
the new Hood sails and custom racing rudder 90% of my time sailing now
will be on plane no doubt. 20 kts here I come.

Squish.

Joe


RB
35s5
NY


 
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