Isn't it amazing how Bubbles has the perfect life: the perfect
wife, the
perfect child, the perfect boat, the perfect cameras, the perfect
automobiles, the perfect TV and associated electronics, and now he's
the
most fit and healthy individual here?

Everything is perfect in the Matrix. Or maybe the Boob lives in a
parallel universe where everything is 180 deg. out from the real world.
That would explain why we see his boat as a joke, his wife as a skank,
his kid as ......... well who would post pictures of their kid on the
internet these days, his TV as the cheap projector means to a big
picture, his home theater with Carver speakers as laughable and his
fitness program as a lie. I mean come on ........... we've seen his
photos.