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Capt.Mooron April 22nd 06 01:58 AM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That made me laugh out loud, coming from a Cannuck, where wine is Mad Dog
20/20 and women are either 300lb. whores or hockey players. Or both.


But I'm not just any Cannuck..... I'm Belgian and have lineage and good
breeding as well as refined tastes. Which unlike the USA... does not mean
inbred, uneducated and willing to measure a wine's age by the week and a
beer's quality by the volume sold.

CM



Maxprop April 22nd 06 04:19 AM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
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Aren't the french about 10 steps down the ladder from

rednecks and
queers?



Not in Canada. Canadians adore and emulate the french.


Half of them ARE French.

Max



Maxprop April 22nd 06 04:22 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Kidding aside, does Cana-duh actually make wine? Or were you referring
to Molson Ice?


How quaint.... a question regarding wine from an inhabitant of a nation
that has yet to perfect making beer.


LOL. We both know that nothing, absolutely nothing made with malt in
Canaduh comes even remotely close to the beer we make here. Our
microbrewers have raised the bar so far above your horse urine as to be in a
different world altogther.

Yes Max... we can offer you a wide variety of Canadian wine... ranging

from
some fine affordable porch climber..... to ice wine which you can't
really afford.


Bwwaaaahahahahahahahahaha! Canadian wine--an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
You have neither the climate nor the soil for making anything better than
Boone's Farm apple wine.

Max



Maxprop April 22nd 06 04:27 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That made me laugh out loud, coming from a Cannuck, where wine is Mad Dog
20/20 and women are either 300lb. whores or hockey players. Or both.


But I'm not just any Cannuck..... I'm Belgian


We have lots of Belgians here. They are all palominos, and pull a wagon
better than just about anything. Your relatives?

and have lineage and good breeding as well as refined tastes.


So you can whinny and you like quality oats.

Which unlike the USA... does not mean inbred, uneducated and willing to
measure a wine's age by the week and a beer's quality by the volume sold.


A case of Caymus Special Selection cab--can't recall the year, but it was
from the Seventies--sold at auction a while back for over $20K. That's
probably more than the entire production of Canadian "wine" for the decade.

Max



Maxprop April 22nd 06 04:29 AM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Joe" wrote in message
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Aren't the french about 10 steps down the ladder from rednecks and
queers?


Really? You got both up there in Quebec?


Most Certainly...


You must be so proud.

Max



Bob Crantz April 22nd 06 02:17 PM

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That made me laugh out loud, coming from a Cannuck, where wine is Mad Dog
20/20 and women are either 300lb. whores or hockey players. Or both.


But I'm not just any Cannuck..... I'm Belgian and have lineage and good
breeding as well as refined tastes. Which unlike the USA... does not mean
inbred, uneducated and willing to measure a wine's age by the week and a
beer's quality by the volume sold.

CM

Coors bought Molson -ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

Coors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaahaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!



katy April 22nd 06 02:28 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

That made me laugh out loud, coming from a Cannuck, where wine is Mad Dog
20/20 and women are either 300lb. whores or hockey players. Or both.

But I'm not just any Cannuck..... I'm Belgian and have lineage and good
breeding as well as refined tastes. Which unlike the USA... does not mean
inbred, uneducated and willing to measure a wine's age by the week and a
beer's quality by the volume sold.

CM

Coors bought Molson -ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

Coors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaahaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!


...and a large percentage of Canadians drink wine out of cardboard
boxes...and sniff the little tear-off thingy over the spigot
guard...(at least, that's what they do in Ontario...maybe N.S. is
rarified....)

Scotty April 22nd 06 03:00 PM

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OzOne wrote in message

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On Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:48:45 GMT, "Maxprop"



And most of it is very very average!
Is Zinfandel (shudder) still the biggest seller ?



You don't like White Zinfandel?

SV



Capt.Mooron April 22nd 06 03:44 PM

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"Scotty" wrote in message

BTW, after Aug., there will be a Cannuck Mrs. Vernon.


Excellent... you're half way to be able to immigrate to Canada!!!

CM



Capt.Mooron April 22nd 06 03:46 PM

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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message

Coors bought Molson -ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!

Coors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aaahaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!


It's a desperate act from a desperate company attempting to find out the
secret of beer making.

CM




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