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"Edgar" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Remember the Lava Lakes, Bob. They are out there waiting...

Ahhh, a *man* with reason! Such a rare find in this day and age...

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

sniff You've never sent me any presents!

What did you send to gaynz? A pile of fake BS?

LP

Ganz is a decent person. A bit nutty at times but who doesn't have quirks.
He'll tell you what I sent him if he wants to. I know it would make you
jealous. Do you have any quirks?

Amen!

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:19:16 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP

Can't imagine Cappy in a thong

I'm sure katysails thinks about it often. hehee

Maybe a monkey suit but not a thong.

.....particularly if he was equipped to
ruin anything .. other than his own repuation.

Why knot? Cappy has the best looking ass on any man over 40 that I've
seen in years! I'm sure it's because he rode his bike 20 miles a day, 100
miles a week for years. It's hard to lose a fine butt like Cappy!

If he has good abdominal muscles I bet he could fart like a cannon. Does he?
If you light the fart do the flames extend out over 3 feet?

All that cycling can make a man impotent. Does the flag fly at full mast?

I bought him a fine thong with matching boxer shorts. It looked superb on
the great sailor!

Does he wear the thong around Greek sponge divers and loudly slap his butt
cheeks?

Would you buy me underwear with the built in charcoal filter?

http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html

LP

Bob Crantz wrote:

Would you buy me underwear with the built in charcoal filter?

http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html

Bob, you are without doubt, a man with far too much time on his hands!

From the same site, how about this for Cappy and his Helenic friends:

http://flat-d.com/femalethong.html

Cheers
Marty