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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

Fortunately, I have friends in the fbi, but thanks. :-)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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Do you wear panties?

Glory!

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Remember the Lava Lakes, Bob. They are out there waiting...

OzOne wrote in message
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That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

I don't 'hate' Ganz, I simply don't approve of his
'lifestyle'.

Scotty

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:50:07 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I just re-read what I posted a couple of nights ago...Bwhahawhwhawawaa!
No wonder we're on this subject now. (my bad english!)
trying to figure out where we got from there to here

I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

Oh dear,
You need one of these.
http://www.break.com/movies/carmenelectra.html

Ahhh, nice!

I have a feeling it might be good therapy.

I have a feeling that I would never get anything done or ever leave "my
seat" (or home).
hehheeee stop tempting me, Ozzy!

I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being
a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

$465.00 and not good enough?

Did I say that? The tab would have been triple in NY or California. I was
just commenting that I had never tried "Austrailian lobster". Maine and
rock lobster is common in the middle of the US. I'm a lobster connoisseur,
and I found the taste of Aussy lobster quite different than what I'm used to
dining on. I wouldn't say that it was better than Maine or rock lobster at
this point.

As far as the cowboy goes...I left him at the "private club" by himself. A
security guy was called (my request through the owner who was pampering and
flattering me) and I was taken in the elevator from the oil towers and
escorted properly to my car. Just like every woman should have been. I
left the "pro cowboy" in the restaurant, begging for my business card, which
I finally gave up after an hour of pressure. I've blocked his number
since...

It had nothing to do with the lobster or wine...just not a "meeting of the
minds". All he wanted to talk about was his airplanes, especially his Ted
Smith Aerostar's that he owned and how you could easily get them slow and
stall them out. He told me what a pro he was with this particular aircraft.
hehee!

Here's a picture of my Aerostar:
http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/Aerostar%20601DP.jpg

He shoulda spent more on the wine :-)

Nah, he was a gentleman and over did everything right for someone, just not
my type. The magic just wasn't there...

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

A country-western song in the making!

At your age you are beginning to like the loner thing?

Nope, just your assumption. Maybe I need to find another loner so we can
give each other space...???

Realize that all your previous life you were a loner and you hid it with
distractions!

Nahh, don't think so..at least for the most part.

A $500 Australian lobster! Feed the belly and not the soul!

Very true! Amazing analogy of the situation!

A million dollar arena! aahaaahahahahahahaaaahaahaaaahaaaa!!!!

Yeah, I was thinking he was talking about what he bought it for, not for
what it would sell for now.

Some people are in the greatest company when alone:

I gather you've been thinking about me. :-)

mandrake poetry snipped

Figure this one out:

Ordinary Love
Indescribable--our love--and still we say
with eyes averted, turning out the light,
"I love you," in the ordinary way

and tug the coverlet where once we lay,
all suntanned limbs entangled, shivering, white ...
indescribably in love. Or so we say.

Your hair's blonde thicket now is tangle-gray;
you turn your back; you murmur to the night,
"I love you," in the ordinary way.

Beneath the sheets our hands and feet would stray
to warm ourselves. We do not touch despite
a love so indescribable. We say

we're older now, that "love" has had its day.
But that which Love once countenanced, delight,
still makes you indescribable. I say,
"I love you," in the ordinary way.

LP

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 22:13:58 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?

Sadly, yes...

I've been consulting for a home health care employer with 52 employees.
I've set up the sorry brand new computer, put all the employees and
accounts
receivable and accounts payable for the last couple of weeks. The only
good
thing about this is I've been on the local sailboats. Everything has a
silver lining, right?

LP

Hey, I was there last week.
Took a pic in the hallway.
http://tinyurl.com/e6svj

Well, it's true there are no dogs there, the only occasional stray pilot
that shows up before I get to work. Big mistake on their part! hheehehee

I work in a rich woman's mansion, with cable, internet and she cooks for me
like a mother, or buys carry-out Chinese or Italian. Only the two of us and
the cutie biker chick that rules with a iron rod, much like katysails. ;-)

LP

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

sniff You've never sent me any presents!

What did you send to gaynz? A pile of fake BS?

LP

"Capt. JG" wrote:
Fortunately, I have friends in the fbi, but thanks. :-)

Must be the FBI guys that call you a "shreiking puffball"?

LP (Bwawhawwhahahahahahaha!)

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:19:16 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP

Can't imagine Cappy in a thong

I'm sure katysails thinks about it often. hehee

.....particularly if he was equipped to
ruin anything .. other than his own repuation.

Why knot? Cappy has the best looking ass on any man over 40 that I've seen
in years! I'm sure it's because he rode his bike 20 miles a day, 100 miles
a week for years. It's hard to lose a fine butt like Cappy!

I bought him a fine thong with matching boxer shorts. It looked superb on
the great sailor!

LP