Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe next
time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal has
stole my thinking for over one minute!


Glory!
Amen!

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DKX0g.3467$B42.661@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I'm proud I'm not cool. No group shall force me to conform! I'm free! I'm
free!


I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe next
time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal
has stole my thinking for over one minute!


I guess you missed the pun. Do you find it exceptional to think for spans of
greater than one minute?

Do you like to get spanked bare handed or with a wooden or rubber paddle?



Glory!
Amen!

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:L
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:02:11 -0500, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:


"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to being
a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I'm proud I'm not cool. No group shall force me to conform! I'm free! I'm
free!

You screwed the pooch again! When will you ever learn?



I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe
next time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal
has stole my thinking for over one minute!


I guess you missed the pun. Do you find it exceptional to think for spans
of greater than one minute?

Absolutely NOT! Do you think I'm stupid or sumthing? (joe speak)

Do you like to get spanked bare handed or with a wooden or rubber paddle?

Ask Capt. Neal, it was his dream, after all...


LP

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Nope, we are all a sucker, just like me this weekend. My best friend's
foster child had a 3 month old baby that I was so attached to...I got a call
early on Saturday telling me the child died. I was there in less than a
minute.

I've had over 80 people in my house this weekend. I've got to stop loving
people or babies, or I just won't make it in this world. The baby lived
only three months, and most of that I was in my arms! I'm grieving, I
guess.

Just waiting for Scotty to call me names.


Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?

Sadly, yes...

I've been consulting for a home health care employer with 52 employees.
I've set up the sorry brand new computer, put all the employees and accounts
receivable and accounts payable for the last couple of weeks. The only good
thing about this is I've been on the local sailboats. Everything has a
silver lining, right?

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

LP is a guy pretending to be a woman. I'm sorry, but it's just too confusing
when "she" starts talking about not liking women or is it men...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
LP is a guy pretending to be a woman. I'm sorry, but it's just too
confusing when "she" starts talking about not liking women or is it men...

Why would a fag from San Francisco care about little ole me?

Go **** you butt buddies, Ganz! You don't have a clue about sailing...

LP

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:ItY0g.3475$B42.52@dukeread05...

OzOne wrote:L
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:02:11 -0500, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:


"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


A country-western song in the making!

At your age you are beginning to like the loner thing? Realize that all your
previous life you were a loner and you hid it with distractions! A $500
Australian lobster! Feed the belly and not the soul! A million dollar arena!
aahaaahahahahahahaaaahaahaaaahaaaa!!!!

Some people are in the greatest company when alone:

Ay, and then?. . .
Seek a protector, choose a patron out,
And like the crawling ivy round a tree
That licks the bark to gain the trunk's support,
Climb high by creeping ruse instead of force?
No, grammercy! What! I, like all the rest
Dedicate verse to bankers?--play buffoon
In cringing hope to see, at last, a smile
Not disapproving, on a patron's lips?
Grammercy, no! What! learn to swallow toads?
--With frame aweary climbing stairs?--a skin
Grown grimed and horny,--here, about the knees?
And, acrobat-like, teach my back to bend?--
No, grammercy! Or,--double-faced and sly--
Run with the hare, while hunting with the hounds;
And, oily-tongued, to win the oil of praise,
Flatter the great man to his very nose?
No, grammercy! Steal soft from lap to lap,
--A little great man in a circle small,
Or navigate, with madrigals for sails,
Blown gently windward by old ladies' sighs?
No, grammercy! Bribe kindly editors
To spread abroad my verses? Grammercy!
Or try to be elected as the pope
Of tavern-councils held by imbeciles?
No, grammercy! Toil to gain reputation
By one small sonnet, 'stead of making many?
No, grammercy! Or flatter sorry bunglers?
Be terrorized by every prating paper?
Say ceaselessly, 'Oh, had I but the chance
Of a fair notice in the "Mercury"!'
Grammercy, no! Grow pale, fear, calculate?
Prefer to make a visit to a rhyme?
Seek introductions, draw petitions up?
No, grammercy! and no! and no again! But--sing?
Dream, laugh, go lightly, solitary, free,
With eyes that look straight forward--fearless voice!
To cock your beaver just the way you choose,--
For 'yes' or 'no' show fight, or turn a rhyme!
--To work without one thought of gain or fame,
To realize that journey to the moon!
Never to pen a line that has not sprung
Straight from the heart within. Embracing then
Modesty, say to oneself, 'Good my friend,
Be thou content with flowers,--fruit,--nay, leaves,
But pluck them from no garden but thine own!'
And then, if glory come by chance your way,
To pay no tribute unto Caesar, none,
But keep the merit all your own! In short,
Disdaining tendrils of the parasite,
To be content, if neither oak nor elm--
Not to mount high, perchance, but mount alone!


Amen!