Oh, if only
 

Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

Do you wear panties?

Glory!


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

Did Capt Neal ever ball gag and spank you?


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:NvU0g.3448$B42.2585@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Did Capt Neal ever ball gag and spank you?

I used to think that everyone on Usenet knew that it's
not cool to "top-post". Maybe you will learn in time...

No, Capt. Neal never "ball gag" me, but he did try to
administer a "birthday spanking".

I couldn't enjoy it because I was laughing so hard!

Capt. Neal's spanking was very ...well

LP



"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

I'm sure he does.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
Do you wear panties?

Glory!


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

Hey Gil,

Get ready to get involved in "Cat Fights & imported Discussion Group
interference. Your turn :^)

Oh, if only
 

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Glory!

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:eQU0g.3449$B42.2761@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Did Capt Neal ever ball gag and spank you?

I used to think that everyone on Usenet knew that it's
not cool to "top-post". Maybe you will learn in time...

No, Capt. Neal never "ball gag" me, but he did try to
administer a "birthday spanking".

I couldn't enjoy it because I was laughing so hard!

Capt. Neal's spanking was very ...well

LP



"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
. ..

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote
I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's
Secret and by $300
worth of thongs!


They had his size?

SV

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe next
time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal has
stole my thinking for over one minute!


Glory!
Amen!

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:DKX0g.3467$B42.661@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I'm proud I'm not cool. No group shall force me to conform! I'm free! I'm
free!


I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe next
time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal
has stole my thinking for over one minute!


I guess you missed the pun. Do you find it exceptional to think for spans of
greater than one minute?

Do you like to get spanked bare handed or with a wooden or rubber paddle?



Glory!
Amen!

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:L
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:02:11 -0500, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:


"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to being
a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

Yes, sadly, I noticed...

I'm proud I'm not cool. No group shall force me to conform! I'm free! I'm
free!

You screwed the pooch again! When will you ever learn?



I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.

Damn, I wish I would have now! Talk about a "blonde" moment. maybe
next time


Did Capt Neal strike you as manly and competent?

Absolutely! I don't date anything else. Only Capt Mooron and Capt Neal
has stole my thinking for over one minute!


I guess you missed the pun. Do you find it exceptional to think for spans
of greater than one minute?

Absolutely NOT! Do you think I'm stupid or sumthing? (joe speak)

Do you like to get spanked bare handed or with a wooden or rubber paddle?

Ask Capt. Neal, it was his dream, after all...


LP

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Nope, we are all a sucker, just like me this weekend. My best friend's
foster child had a 3 month old baby that I was so attached to...I got a call
early on Saturday telling me the child died. I was there in less than a
minute.

I've had over 80 people in my house this weekend. I've got to stop loving
people or babies, or I just won't make it in this world. The baby lived
only three months, and most of that I was in my arms! I'm grieving, I
guess.

Just waiting for Scotty to call me names.


Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?

Sadly, yes...

I've been consulting for a home health care employer with 52 employees.
I've set up the sorry brand new computer, put all the employees and accounts
receivable and accounts payable for the last couple of weeks. The only good
thing about this is I've been on the local sailboats. Everything has a
silver lining, right?

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

LP is a guy pretending to be a woman. I'm sorry, but it's just too confusing
when "she" starts talking about not liking women or is it men...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
LP is a guy pretending to be a woman. I'm sorry, but it's just too
confusing when "she" starts talking about not liking women or is it men...

Why would a fag from San Francisco care about little ole me?

Go **** you butt buddies, Ganz! You don't have a clue about sailing...

LP

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:44:23 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP

You Merkins just can't get away from that 'hate' word can you?

Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:ItY0g.3475$B42.52@dukeread05...

OzOne wrote:L
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:02:11 -0500, "Lady Pilot" scribbled thusly:


"Scout" wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote:

I hope you didn't laugh so hard that you farted during the spanking.
The ball gag may be modified to prevent accidental farting.

Wrong! No one makes me do anything! That's why I'm such a freak for a
"woman". Katysails and seahag have to do what there men wish!

I'm free, i'm free!

LP (free and loving it)

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


A country-western song in the making!

At your age you are beginning to like the loner thing? Realize that all your
previous life you were a loner and you hid it with distractions! A $500
Australian lobster! Feed the belly and not the soul! A million dollar arena!
aahaaahahahahahahaaaahaahaaaahaaaa!!!!

Some people are in the greatest company when alone:

Ay, and then?. . .
Seek a protector, choose a patron out,
And like the crawling ivy round a tree
That licks the bark to gain the trunk's support,
Climb high by creeping ruse instead of force?
No, grammercy! What! I, like all the rest
Dedicate verse to bankers?--play buffoon
In cringing hope to see, at last, a smile
Not disapproving, on a patron's lips?
Grammercy, no! What! learn to swallow toads?
--With frame aweary climbing stairs?--a skin
Grown grimed and horny,--here, about the knees?
And, acrobat-like, teach my back to bend?--
No, grammercy! Or,--double-faced and sly--
Run with the hare, while hunting with the hounds;
And, oily-tongued, to win the oil of praise,
Flatter the great man to his very nose?
No, grammercy! Steal soft from lap to lap,
--A little great man in a circle small,
Or navigate, with madrigals for sails,
Blown gently windward by old ladies' sighs?
No, grammercy! Bribe kindly editors
To spread abroad my verses? Grammercy!
Or try to be elected as the pope
Of tavern-councils held by imbeciles?
No, grammercy! Toil to gain reputation
By one small sonnet, 'stead of making many?
No, grammercy! Or flatter sorry bunglers?
Be terrorized by every prating paper?
Say ceaselessly, 'Oh, had I but the chance
Of a fair notice in the "Mercury"!'
Grammercy, no! Grow pale, fear, calculate?
Prefer to make a visit to a rhyme?
Seek introductions, draw petitions up?
No, grammercy! and no! and no again! But--sing?
Dream, laugh, go lightly, solitary, free,
With eyes that look straight forward--fearless voice!
To cock your beaver just the way you choose,--
For 'yes' or 'no' show fight, or turn a rhyme!
--To work without one thought of gain or fame,
To realize that journey to the moon!
Never to pen a line that has not sprung
Straight from the heart within. Embracing then
Modesty, say to oneself, 'Good my friend,
Be thou content with flowers,--fruit,--nay, leaves,
But pluck them from no garden but thine own!'
And then, if glory come by chance your way,
To pay no tribute unto Caesar, none,
But keep the merit all your own! In short,
Disdaining tendrils of the parasite,
To be content, if neither oak nor elm--
Not to mount high, perchance, but mount alone!


Amen!

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:koY0g.3473$B42.625@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

Oh, if only
 

Fortunately, I have friends in the fbi, but thanks. :-)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:koY0g.3473$B42.625@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
I know about top posting. I'm also "not cool".

I see, you are doing the "brokeback" thingy with Gaynz.

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.

LP
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...
Do you wear panties?

Glory!


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:%bU0g.3446$B42.2739@dukeread05...
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Remember the Lava Lakes, Bob. They are out there waiting...

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote in message
...

That's so sweet! Even though everyone here hates Gaynz.


I don't 'hate' Ganz, I simply don't approve of his
'lifestyle'.

Scotty

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 21:50:07 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:

If you're a freak for a woman, go out and get one....we'll still think
the same of you. :-)

I just re-read what I posted a couple of nights ago...Bwhahawhwhawawaa!
No wonder we're on this subject now. (my bad english!)
trying to figure out where we got from there to here


I know you would, sweetie! I just don't feel anything for male or female
anymore.

Oh dear,
You need one of these.
http://www.break.com/movies/carmenelectra.html

Ahhh, nice!

I have a feeling it might be good therapy.

I have a feeling that I would never get anything done or ever leave "my
seat" (or home).
hehheeee stop tempting me, Ozzy!


I'm beginning to like the loner thing, even though this stupid
"professional" cowboy bought me an $85 dollar "Austrailian lobster". He
promised it was the best I ever had, market price was $85 to have it flown
in daily.

The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being
a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

$465.00 and not good enough?

Did I say that? The tab would have been triple in NY or California. I was
just commenting that I had never tried "Austrailian lobster". Maine and
rock lobster is common in the middle of the US. I'm a lobster connoisseur,
and I found the taste of Aussy lobster quite different than what I'm used to
dining on. I wouldn't say that it was better than Maine or rock lobster at
this point.

As far as the cowboy goes...I left him at the "private club" by himself. A
security guy was called (my request through the owner who was pampering and
flattering me) and I was taken in the elevator from the oil towers and
escorted properly to my car. Just like every woman should have been. I
left the "pro cowboy" in the restaurant, begging for my business card, which
I finally gave up after an hour of pressure. I've blocked his number
since...

It had nothing to do with the lobster or wine...just not a "meeting of the
minds". All he wanted to talk about was his airplanes, especially his Ted
Smith Aerostar's that he owned and how you could easily get them slow and
stall them out. He told me what a pro he was with this particular aircraft.
hehee!

Here's a picture of my Aerostar:
http://members.cox.net/capt.neal/Aerostar%20601DP.jpg

He shoulda spent more on the wine :-)

Nah, he was a gentleman and over did everything right for someone, just not
my type. The magic just wasn't there...


I've went back to who I've always been. :-)

Sweet dreams,

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
The bill was $465.00, it was good, but not that good! He went back to
being a professional roper and owner of a million dollar arena.

I've went back to who I've always been. :-)


A country-western song in the making!

At your age you are beginning to like the loner thing?

Nope, just your assumption. Maybe I need to find another loner so we can
give each other space...???

Realize that all your previous life you were a loner and you hid it with
distractions!

Nahh, don't think so..at least for the most part.

A $500 Australian lobster! Feed the belly and not the soul!

Very true! Amazing analogy of the situation!

A million dollar arena! aahaaahahahahahahaaaahaahaaaahaaaa!!!!

Yeah, I was thinking he was talking about what he bought it for, not for
what it would sell for now.


Some people are in the greatest company when alone:

I gather you've been thinking about me. :-)

mandrake poetry snipped

Figure this one out:

Ordinary Love
Indescribable--our love--and still we say
with eyes averted, turning out the light,
"I love you," in the ordinary way

and tug the coverlet where once we lay,
all suntanned limbs entangled, shivering, white ...
indescribably in love. Or so we say.

Your hair's blonde thicket now is tangle-gray;
you turn your back; you murmur to the night,
"I love you," in the ordinary way.

Beneath the sheets our hands and feet would stray
to warm ourselves. We do not touch despite
a love so indescribable. We say

we're older now, that "love" has had its day.
But that which Love once countenanced, delight,
still makes you indescribable. I say,
"I love you," in the ordinary way.



LP

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 22:13:58 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


Oh, and where is "here"....you sitting around the nursing home with a
bunch of biddies who don't like men?

Sadly, yes...

I've been consulting for a home health care employer with 52 employees.
I've set up the sorry brand new computer, put all the employees and
accounts
receivable and accounts payable for the last couple of weeks. The only
good
thing about this is I've been on the local sailboats. Everything has a
silver lining, right?

LP

Hey, I was there last week.
Took a pic in the hallway.
http://tinyurl.com/e6svj

Well, it's true there are no dogs there, the only occasional stray pilot
that shows up before I get to work. Big mistake on their part! hheehehee

I work in a rich woman's mansion, with cable, internet and she cooks for me
like a mother, or buys carry-out Chinese or Italian. Only the two of us and
the cutie biker chick that rules with a iron rod, much like katysails. ;-)

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

sniff You've never sent me any presents!

What did you send to gaynz? A pile of fake BS?

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Capt. JG" wrote:
Fortunately, I have friends in the fbi, but thanks. :-)

Must be the FBI guys that call you a "shreiking puffball"?

LP (Bwawhawwhahahahahahaha!)

Oh, if only
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:19:16 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP

Can't imagine Cappy in a thong

I'm sure katysails thinks about it often. hehee

.....particularly if he was equipped to
ruin anything .. other than his own repuation.

Why knot? Cappy has the best looking ass on any man over 40 that I've seen
in years! I'm sure it's because he rode his bike 20 miles a day, 100 miles
a week for years. It's hard to lose a fine butt like Cappy!

I bought him a fine thong with matching boxer shorts. It looked superb on
the great sailor!

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Edgar" wrote:

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!


"Lady Pilot" wrote:
Oh, if only I could talk to "Bob Crantz" in real life, I could die in
peace..

Is that possible?

LP

Remember the Lava Lakes, Bob. They are out there waiting...

Ahhh, a *man* with reason! Such a rare find in this day and age...

LP

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:PeD1g.3638$B42.769@dukeread05...

"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Actually, I like Ganz. I've even sent him presents.

Glory!

sniff You've never sent me any presents!

What did you send to gaynz? A pile of fake BS?

LP

Ganz is a decent person. A bit nutty at times but who doesn't have quirks.
He'll tell you what I sent him if he wants to. I know it would make you
jealous. Do you have any quirks?

Amen!

Oh, if only
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:6fE1g.3641$B42.2153@dukeread05...

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 17:19:16 -0500, "Lady Pilot"
scribbled thusly:


"Bob Crantz" wrote:
Do you wear panties?

Glory!

I used too, until Capt. Neal made me go to Victoria's Secret and by $300
worth of thongs! That ******* ruined me! ;-)

LP

Can't imagine Cappy in a thong

I'm sure katysails thinks about it often. hehee

Maybe a monkey suit but not a thong.


.....particularly if he was equipped to
ruin anything .. other than his own repuation.

Why knot? Cappy has the best looking ass on any man over 40 that I've
seen in years! I'm sure it's because he rode his bike 20 miles a day, 100
miles a week for years. It's hard to lose a fine butt like Cappy!

If he has good abdominal muscles I bet he could fart like a cannon. Does he?
If you light the fart do the flames extend out over 3 feet?

All that cycling can make a man impotent. Does the flag fly at full mast?


I bought him a fine thong with matching boxer shorts. It looked superb on
the great sailor!

Does he wear the thong around Greek sponge divers and loudly slap his butt
cheeks?

Would you buy me underwear with the built in charcoal filter?

http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html



LP

Oh, if only
 

Bob Crantz wrote:


Would you buy me underwear with the built in charcoal filter?

http://www.flat-d.com/charcoal-underwear.html

Bob, you are without doubt, a man with far too much time on his hands!

From the same site, how about this for Cappy and his Helenic friends:

http://flat-d.com/femalethong.html

Cheers
Marty