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My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my essence.


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OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


That's one way to rationalize rejection.

Max


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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake


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OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I
was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can
assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and
they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them
my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are
studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk,
ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your
post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A
foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the
knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the
way your hard-core Commie works.


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OzOne wrote in message
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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes,
a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily
I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I
can assure you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power,
and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny
them my essence.


Yes, I seeeee.
Mandrake

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are
studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar,
milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know
when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide
with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't
it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids
without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice.
That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here - this is the war room!
Scout




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!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946,


Yeah, when AlCoA had to find a way to get rid a rather nasty waste
product. Absolutely brilliant plan; convince millions that they need
this stuff for healthy teeth and *sell* it to them!

Praise

Marty
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When my neice was a senior chemical engineering student, she managed to
ingest the tiniest amount of Sodium Flouride. She remembers tearing her lab
coat off in what seemed like slow motion, and screaming "I"m on Fire!"
Fortunately, she survived and learned a valuable lesson about carelessness
in the lab. To her chagrin, however, a new lab policy was written in her
honor.
Scout

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Bob Crantz wrote:



!...You know when
fluoridation began?...1946. 1946,


Yeah, when AlCoA had to find a way to get rid a rather nasty waste
product. Absolutely brilliant plan; convince millions that they need
this stuff for healthy teeth and *sell* it to them!

Praise

Marty



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"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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OzOne wrote in message

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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes, a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I

was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they

seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my

essence.


So you made it once but that was your lot, then?


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On Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:30:35 -0600, "Bob Crantz"
scribbled thusly:

My nipples explode with delight!

Amen!

Your balls will explode when LP catches up with you!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.


It is only natural that women sense and seek my manly essence.
I first became aware of it, Oz, during the physical act of love...Yes,
a
profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I

was
able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure
you it has not recurred, Oz. Women, er, women sense my power, and they

seek
the life essence. I do not avoid women, Oz...but I do deny them my

essence.


So you made it once but that was your lot, then?


No, I'm saving my virginity for LP.

Amen!


 
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