"DSK" wrote in message
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Thom Stewart wrote:
Doug,

Mine came out to 98. I sure as hell don't believe that! I'm sure it is
an insurance selling gimic.


Thom don't be so sure they are wrong! I used to sail with a guy who was
racing Moths & Atlantic sloops at 95.

My favorite joke about living long:

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An attorney dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

SP: "Mr. Smith, what an honor, sir. Please, come in, come in. God is
waiting and anxious to meet with you. And we're planning a rather largish
dinner party and celebration in your honor this evening."

Lawyer: "Um, I really don't understand, sir. I was just an attorney,
albeit a rather good and expensive one, but just a lawyer. Why would God
wish to meet with me?

SP: "I'm amazed you'd even ask. If you must know, it's because you were
clearly the oldest living human in history."

Lawyer: "There must be some sort of mistake. I was just shy of my 73rd
birthday when I had my heart attack."

SP: "Hmmm." (sorting through paperwork) "Indeed there must be some sort
of error here, because according to your billable hours, you'd have to be at
least 130."

Max