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jlrogers March 21st 06 11:56 AM

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http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



katy March 21st 06 01:55 PM

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jlrogers wrote:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother made it
to 101 and my parents are healthy and vital in their mid-80's,
that's a good guess.

Scotty March 21st 06 02:01 PM

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I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty

"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother

made it
to 101 and my parents are healthy and vital in their

mid-80's,
that's a good guess.




katy March 21st 06 02:12 PM

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Scotty wrote:
I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty

"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp

Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother

made it
to 101 and my parents are healthy and vital in their

mid-80's,
that's a good guess.



That explains some of your lifeless comments....

Joe March 21st 06 02:20 PM

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mine came to 86.

A man (woman) without vice is a man without virtue.

Joe


katy March 21st 06 02:30 PM

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Joe wrote:
mine came to 86.

A man (woman) without vice is a man without virtue.

Joe

Just because a person doesn't smoke or drink doesn't mean they live
without vice. There were no questions about criminal intent,
sexuality, etc.

Joe March 21st 06 02:37 PM

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Hush up....I was happy to here I'm going to make it to 86. :0)

Joe


Capt. JG March 21st 06 03:51 PM

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I got that also.

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"katy" wrote in message
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jlrogers wrote:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother made it to 101
and my parents are healthy and vital in their mid-80's, that's a good
guess.




Capt. JG March 21st 06 03:52 PM

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I drink and I still got 102.

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"katy" wrote in message
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Joe wrote:
mine came to 86.

A man (woman) without vice is a man without virtue.

Joe

Just because a person doesn't smoke or drink doesn't mean they live
without vice. There were no questions about criminal intent, sexuality,
etc.




katy March 21st 06 05:01 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
I got that also.

I'll probably get there before you, though....

Vito March 21st 06 06:24 PM

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"jlrogers" wrote in message
et...
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp

Here I am ate up by cancer and diabetes, no parents and grandparents saw 80, and
they say I'll live to 90 or even 105 if I loose 25# and change my *gender* g?
Hope they are right, but ......

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is
90 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a
healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your
life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 175 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you a
1. Age
2. Diet
3. Personality type

The one biggest negative factor that you have going for you is:
1. Gender



katy March 21st 06 07:25 PM

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Vito wrote:
"jlrogers" wrote in message
et...
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp

Here I am ate up by cancer and diabetes, no parents and grandparents saw 80, and
they say I'll live to 90 or even 105 if I loose 25# and change my *gender* g?
Hope they are right, but ......

Results
Based on your answers to the above questions, your current life expectancy is
90 years. If you're not happy with the result, consider that by adopting a
healthier lifestyle and avoiding various risk factors, you can increase your
life expectancy by up to 15 years.

Your "ideal" weight for maximum longevity is: 175 lbs.

The three biggest positive factors that you have going for you a
1. Age
2. Diet
3. Personality type

The one biggest negative factor that you have going for you is:
1. Gender


Want to borrow some makeup?

Frank Boettcher March 21st 06 09:24 PM

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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:56:22 GMT, "jlrogers" wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



Mine came out to be 87. OK by me but I question the validity. Asked
about total cholesteral but did not want to know about the ratios
(much more important)

Also asked a question about longevity of Grandparents but did not
qualify. My maternal Grandmother lived to 102. My maternal
Grandfather drank himself to death at 56. Doesn't mean I'm going to.

Talked about diet and exercise but limited the upside from good
habits. At 59 I run 25 miles a week and regularly win my age division
in 5 & 10K competitive runs. not taken into consideration.

of course I often sail with people who are a half a bubble out of
plumb so that could have an impact.

Frank

Thom Stewart March 21st 06 10:59 PM

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Frank,

They never asked about "Sculling" a 29 Ft Pilothouse Sloop :^) You did
notice my sense of balance was being affected?

Thom'sPage


jlrogers March 22nd 06 12:26 AM

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Criminals don't buy insurance. Homo's can't get it anymore.

"katy" wrote in message
...
Joe wrote:
mine came to 86.

A man (woman) without vice is a man without virtue.

Joe

Just because a person doesn't smoke or drink doesn't mean they live
without vice. There were no questions about criminal intent, sexuality,
etc.




jlrogers March 22nd 06 12:27 AM

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Insurance companies are betting that it does.
"DSK" wrote in message
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jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



What's this malarkey about "personality type"? What kind of touchy-feely
moron thinks that personality type affects longevity? Stuff like that
really ****es me off.

DSK




Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:01 AM

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"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother made it to 101
and my parents are healthy and vital in their mid-80's, that's a good
guess.


Only if Mr. Sails doesn't dispatch you before then. Or you could be eaten
by a feral poodle.

Max



Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:01 AM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
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I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty


We know that. Tell us something new.

Max



Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:03 AM

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"jlrogers" wrote in message
et...
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


95, which would be fine if my currently-living family were all still around
and healthy. Barring that . . .

Max



Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:05 AM

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"DSK" wrote in message
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jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



What's this malarkey about "personality type"? What kind of touchy-feely
moron thinks that personality type affects longevity? Stuff like that
really ****es me off.


What a great line for an epitaph.

Max



Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:17 AM

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"jlrogers" wrote in message
et...
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


I wonder about the significance of annual physical exams. Is the
implication that they can prolong life, or is it the opposite, in light of
the fact that physicians kill nearly as many people annually as some of the
more dread diseases?

Max



Maxprop March 22nd 06 02:19 AM

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"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:56:22 GMT, "jlrogers" wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



Mine came out to be 87. OK by me but I question the validity. Asked
about total cholesteral but did not want to know about the ratios
(much more important)


The whole thing is bogus, Frank. It's an investment site, the point being
that one is going to need a far larger nest egg if he is planning to see his
90s.

Max



Scotty March 22nd 06 02:21 AM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
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I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty


We know that. Tell us something new.



I'm going to haunt you tonight.

SBV



Seahag March 22nd 06 02:37 AM

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I got a couple of pages in and the answers didn't apply.
Screw it. how's your carbon footprint? Haw haw.

S

"Joe" wrote:
mine came to 86.

A man (woman) without vice is a man without virtue.

Joe




katy March 22nd 06 03:08 AM

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Maxprop wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp


Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother made it to 101
and my parents are healthy and vital in their mid-80's, that's a good
guess.


Only if Mr. Sails doesn't dispatch you before then. Or you could be eaten
by a feral poodle.

Max


Mr Sails wouldn't do that...he knows wherein his bread is
buttered...and the feral poodle? ha....dinner....

Maxprop March 22nd 06 03:57 AM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
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I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty


We know that. Tell us something new.



I'm going to haunt you tonight.


Oh, wonderful! I'll have some friend over tonight for a séance. Please
knock three times on the ceiling if you . . . . um, if you want to visit.
How exciting.

Max



Capt. JG March 22nd 06 07:44 AM

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Well, I hope not, but save me a seat. :-)

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
I got that also.

I'll probably get there before you, though....




Scout March 22nd 06 10:00 AM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
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I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty


We know that. Tell us something new.



I'm going to haunt you tonight.


take that tombstone off my grave
cause i'm comin' out tonight
and i'm gonna haunt you baby
cause you ain't been doin right

now you promised me you'd wait
till we met up there above
and you hardly had me planted
when you found a brand new love

that ain't right, no that ain't right
spending my insurance every night

though i said i'd die for love
i really didn't need your extra shove
now that ain't right, no that ain't right
you can't alibi your way tonight

when you think your all alone
i'll come floatin' through the air
and i know i'll find another
sittin' in my favorite chair

and that ain't right, no that ain't right



Scout March 22nd 06 10:08 AM

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"DSK" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



What's this malarkey about "personality type"? What kind of touchy-feely
moron thinks that personality type affects longevity? Stuff like that
really ****es me off.


hehe, I guess that answers one of their questions!
Scout



Scout March 22nd 06 10:11 AM

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Frank Boettcher" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:56:22 GMT, "jlrogers" wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp



Mine came out to be 87. OK by me but I question the validity. Asked
about total cholesteral but did not want to know about the ratios
(much more important)


The whole thing is bogus, Frank. It's an investment site, the point being
that one is going to need a far larger nest egg if he is planning to see
his 90s.


I'm guaranteed 40 more years. It said so on the Internet!
GUARANTEED! WOOHOOO!
Scout



DSK March 22nd 06 12:25 PM

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Mine came out to be 87. OK by me but I question the validity. Asked
about total cholesteral but did not want to know about the ratios
(much more important)


"Maxprop" wrote
The whole thing is bogus, Frank. It's an investment site, the point being
that one is going to need a far larger nest egg if he is planning to see
his 90s.



Why? This country has a whole wave of people planning to
enter retirement while their net worth is in the red. Why
bother to start saving now? And if you start with less than
nothing, what difference will it make how long you'll have
to "make it" on your savings?

You neoconservatives obviously know nothing at all about
finance.


Scout wrote:
I'm guaranteed 40 more years. It said so on the Internet!
GUARANTEED! WOOHOOO!


If it's on the internet, it *has* to be true.

After all (as a co-worker explained to me the other day)
it's in writing.

DSK


Bob Crantz March 22nd 06 03:13 PM

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http://www.wftv.com/news/8163828/detail.html

"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty

"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:

http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp

Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother

made it
to 101 and my parents are healthy and vital in their

mid-80's,
that's a good guess.



That explains some of your lifeless comments....




Frank Boettcher March 22nd 06 03:56 PM

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On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:59:28 -0800, (Thom Stewart)
wrote:

Frank,

They never asked about "Sculling" a 29 Ft Pilothouse Sloop :^) You did
notice my sense of balance was being affected?

Thom'sPage



No Thom, the people I'm referring to are a half bubble out of plumb on
land or sea. You don't seem to be or are you? :~)

Frank

Martin Baxter March 22nd 06 05:13 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:

http://www.wftv.com/news/8163828/detail.html


Wouldn't happen to Katy, her beehive keeps her hair from dangling into
ignition sources! I have it on good authority that it's also been
treated with flame retardants provided by the US Forestry Service, (air
dropped from a helicopter!).

Cheers
Marty

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katy March 22nd 06 05:28 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
Well, I hope not, but save me a seat. :-)

We ain't going to the same place, I'm afraid....you can't go
somewhere you don't believe in, right?

katy March 22nd 06 05:30 PM

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Bob Crantz wrote:
http://www.wftv.com/news/8163828/detail.html

"katy" wrote in message
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Scotty wrote:
I got 32. I'm dead!

Scotty

"katy" wrote in message
...
jlrogers wrote:
http://moneycentral.msn.com/investor...xpect/main.asp
Mine came out to 102. Seeing that my maternal grandmother
made it
to 101 and my parents are healthy and vital in their
mid-80's,
that's a good guess.

That explains some of your lifeless comments....



If she had used a base of whipped egg white with some cream of
tartar and a little sugar for stiffening that wouldn't have happened....

Capt. JG March 22nd 06 07:42 PM

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I was going to Starbucks....

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
Well, I hope not, but save me a seat. :-)

We ain't going to the same place, I'm afraid....you can't go somewhere you
don't believe in, right?




katy March 22nd 06 07:44 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
I was going to Starbucks....

I don't believe in Starbuck's....

Capt. JG March 22nd 06 08:19 PM

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Do you believe in Peets?

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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt. JG wrote:
I was going to Starbucks....

I don't believe in Starbuck's....




katy March 22nd 06 08:44 PM

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Capt. JG wrote:
Do you believe in Peets?

I don't even know what Peets is, so therefore, I cannot believe in
it....I do believe in the Geico ghekko, though....


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