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Bob Crantz wrote:
The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like figure
skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at that
too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools. Video
games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
k.net...

American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's


really sad.

Amen!






Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is
dangerous. We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole
board business, not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in
the learning process.
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Bob Crantz wrote:
The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like
figure skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at
that too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools.
Video games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
nk.net...

American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.

Amen!






Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is dangerous.
We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole board business,
not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in the learning process.


Curling is the Michigan sport! (Actually, ski jumping on the UP).

Half pipes are contrived, man made.

None of this is in the true spirit of the Olympics! The true spirit is
well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and wrestling each other, or
some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to watch the olive oil men
wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!

Women in the Olympics should wear long skirts for modesty. Now the run
around half naked or in some skin type rubber suit!

Why are women in the Olympics anyway?

The should be holding the urns of olive oil!

It should be just olive oil coated men wrestling!

Amen!


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The true spirit is well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and
wrestling each other, or some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to
watch the olive oil men wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!



Sounds like it was more gay back then.

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Bob Crantz wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:

The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like
figure skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at
that too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools.
Video games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
ink.net...


American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.


Amen!





Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is dangerous.
We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole board business,
not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in the learning process.



Curling is the Michigan sport! (Actually, ski jumping on the UP).

Half pipes are contrived, man made.

None of this is in the true spirit of the Olympics! The true spirit is
well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and wrestling each other, or
some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to watch the olive oil men
wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!

Women in the Olympics should wear long skirts for modesty. Now the run
around half naked or in some skin type rubber suit!

Why are women in the Olympics anyway?

The should be holding the urns of olive oil!

It should be just olive oil coated men wrestling!

Amen!


Curling is a Canadian sport.
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We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


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Bob Crantz wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:

The US wins in contrived events.

Snowboarding?

They will not win in manly winter sports such as downhill skiing, the
biathalon, cross country skiing, ice hockey or ski jumping.

They win in hippie events like snowboarding or pagentry events like
figure skating.

Thank God alpine climbing is not a winter event, the US would lose at
that too.

Too many fat kids with imbecile parents. Inneffective public schools.
Video games. It's all going to hell in a handbasket.

Amen!

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..


Gold Medal Count

United States 3
Russia 2
Norway 1


Where's Canaduh?


"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
link.net...


American kids raise on junk food and video games, it's

really sad.


Amen!





Snowboarding is a Michigan sport. Boarding in half-pipes is dangerous.
We taught out kids to ski, but refrained from the whole board business,
not wanting to deal with the broken bones issues in the learning process.



Curling is the Michigan sport! (Actually, ski jumping on the UP).

Half pipes are contrived, man made.

None of this is in the true spirit of the Olympics! The true spirit is
well-muscled Greek men coated with olive oil and wrestling each other, or
some beraggled guy in sandals running 26 miles to watch the olive oil men
wrestle.

What we have today is so gay!

Women in the Olympics should wear long skirts for modesty. Now the run
around half naked or in some skin type rubber suit!

Why are women in the Olympics anyway?

The should be holding the urns of olive oil!

It should be just olive oil coated men wrestling!

Amen!

Curling is a Canadian sport.





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We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!


We don't want them.

CM


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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message


We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!



We don't want them.

CM


Native Michiganders (excluding anyone from the Metro Detroit/Ann
Arbor area) are more like Canadians anyway...
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"katy" wrote in message
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Capt.Mooron wrote:
"Bob Crantz" wrote in message


We should give Michigan back to Canada!

Amen!



We don't want them.

CM


Native Michiganders (excluding anyone from the Metro Detroit/Ann Arbor
area) are more like Canadians anyway...


We still don't want them..... they are "tainted"....

CM


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CM,

I thought you guys were looking for immigration? Is it only Orientals
that you want?



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CM,

I thought you guys were looking for immigration? Is it only Orientals
that you want?


Not really Thom... I believe we are focusing on Middle East people...
preferably from Iraq, Iran, Syria and Palestine. I think we are at our
limit of Lebs and the Japs have mostly infused British Columbia with
sufficient wealth. I think last year our focus group were Somalis... now
that we've "integrated" them and they've taken to running in packs and
beating nice white folks... it gives us "Good Ole Boys" sumthin' to do on
Thursday night.... like huntin' Somalis! Great Fun....especially since they
outlawed Fag beating!

The nice thing about those Arabs is that eventually they'll go terminal...
strap on a bomb ... and BOOM. There's so many rednecks up this way... none
of them Muslims gits too Uppity with us.... so that leaves you guys on the
south side... that they HATE! I think there must be about a thousand
terrorist cells in the Maritimes alone.

Yup... youse guys don't want to invade us... nosireee.... it would be a
greeting parade of tick tocking suicide camel jockeys. Our Japs would attack
your economy and our Somalis would steal all your supplies.. The rest of us
good Christian white Folk would just pull up lawn chairs to watch the show
and Pray for your Heathen hides!

CM




 
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