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DC February 7th 06 04:37 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing

Matt Colie February 7th 06 05:07 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Dianna,
This NG periodically has something of interest to sailors, but not very
often. I have a filter set so if there is somthing - it stands out.

You might better try alt.sailing (no asa). There is a great deal less
traffic there, but it is almost always about sailing and it is read by
people that might be interested in helping you and not venting political
propaganda or bragging about some foolish event.

Matt Colie
Lifelong Waterman, Licensed Mariner and Perpetual Sailor

DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 05:33 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"DC" wrote in message
...
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about sailing.
Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and posting newbie
questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Dear "I have a fear of sailing with my husband",

Although this group appears at first glance to be a sow's ear, you will find
it lined with silk... which in no way means it's a silk purse... just an
exquisitely lined sow's ear. Nonetheless.... this group has by far more
sailing oriented resources than any other NG.

Now please elaborate as to why you are squeamish about sailing with your
husband... other than that he is a New Yorker and thus genetically unable to
handle any vessel properly. Is he prone to yelling, tantrums and blaming you
for his inability and lack of confidence? Does he lack the ability to
instil in you a confidence and comfort while on a vessel?

I would suggest you contact Bobsprit on this group to take you out for a
sail. Robert is a totally house trained and obedient husband who owns an off
the rack sailboat and will never venture out of sight of land. This should
give you a benchmark to judge your own husband's status. Then you and
Roberts's wife Suzanne can decide on how to let your husband meet hers so he
can adopt some of Robert's submissive and obedient behaviour. This should go
a long way to assisting you in establishing control.

CM



Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 05:34 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
So Matt.... why do you hang out here???


"Matt Colie" wrote in message
...
Dianna,
This NG periodically has something of interest to sailors, but not very
often. I have a filter set so if there is somthing - it stands out.

You might better try alt.sailing (no asa). There is a great deal less
traffic there, but it is almost always about sailing and it is read by
people that might be interested in helping you and not venting political
propaganda or bragging about some foolish event.

Matt Colie
Lifelong Waterman, Licensed Mariner and Perpetual Sailor

DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about sailing.
Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and posting newbie
questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing




DC February 7th 06 05:42 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Thanks Matt
Went to alt.sailing and it is pitiful with 13 messages starting with a
Hardcore message and wanting teenagers and on..... We have a 73 Balboa
22 ft. (I think). any other recommendations?

Matt Colie wrote:
Dianna,
This NG periodically has something of interest to sailors, but not
very often. I have a filter set so if there is somthing - it stands out.

You might better try alt.sailing (no asa). There is a great deal less
traffic there, but it is almost always about sailing and it is read by
people that might be interested in helping you and not venting
political propaganda or bragging about some foolish event.

Matt Colie
Lifelong Waterman, Licensed Mariner and Perpetual Sailor

DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get
a handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my
husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


DC February 7th 06 05:45 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

YES YES YESS on this paragraph: "Now please elaborate as to why you
are squeamish about sailing with yourhusband... other than that he is a
New Yorker and thus genetically unable tohandle any vessel properly. Is
he prone to yelling, tantrums and blaming youfor his inability and lack
of confidence? Does he lack the ability toinstil in you a confidence and
comfort while on a vessel?"
Wish I had a Bobsprit but I don't, I have a rugby player, does that tell
you anything? lucky Suzanne! where do they sail from?
Diane Clark
Central New York
Dear "I have a fear of sailing with my husband",

Although this group appears at first glance to be a sow's ear, you will find
it lined with silk... which in no way means it's a silk purse... just an
exquisitely lined sow's ear. Nonetheless.... this group has by far more
sailing oriented resources than any other NG.

Now please elaborate as to why you are squeamish about sailing with your
husband... other than that he is a New Yorker and thus genetically unable to
handle any vessel properly. Is he prone to yelling, tantrums and blaming you
for his inability and lack of confidence? Does he lack the ability to
instil in you a confidence and comfort while on a vessel?

I would suggest you contact Bobsprit on this group to take you out for a
sail. Robert is a totally house trained and obedient husband who owns an off
the rack sailboat and will never venture out of sight of land. This should
give you a benchmark to judge your own husband's status. Then you and
Roberts's wife Suzanne can decide on how to let your husband meet hers so he
can adopt some of Robert's submissive and obedient behaviour. This should go
a long way to assisting you in establishing control.

CM




SUZY February 7th 06 06:02 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Dear Diane,

Oh boy can I relate to your question.

What you do is bring along lots of girlfriens who can quickly take
control of your boat if your husband faints, has a heatattack, or panic
attacks. Thats what I do, but do not let your husband in on our little
secret, it will crush him. Make him think all the girls are wild about
him.

The best thing to do is make sure you can swim btw.

SB
35s5
NY


Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 06:09 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"DC" wrote in message
...

YES YES YESS on this paragraph: "Now please elaborate as to why you
are squeamish about sailing with yourhusband... other than that he is a
New Yorker and thus genetically unable tohandle any vessel properly. Is he
prone to yelling, tantrums and blaming youfor his inability and lack of
confidence? Does he lack the ability toinstil in you a confidence and
comfort while on a vessel?"
Wish I had a Bobsprit but I don't, I have a rugby player, does that tell
you anything? lucky Suzanne! where do they sail from?


Well Dianne,
I sail a Nordica 30 from Prospect Bay in Nova Scotia. Rules on my vessel are
implicit... there is no yelling, the Captain is responsible for the orderly
progress and operations on the vessel. All quests and crew are to be relaxed
and enjoying themselves at all times. If a screw up occurs.. it is my
fault.... nobody else's. I am confident of my abilities and those of my
vessel. It irritates me when I see some clod screaming at his wife because
he lacks the abilities to correctly approach and position his boat to a
dock. I discuss where and what we are doing underway with the crew so
everyone is on the same playing field. If a crew member blows a hoist or
tack.... it's a chance to laugh it off and try it again. That's how you
learn.

I make a sincere effort to insure my crew is intoxicated, relaxed and the
only demands I make is that when my beer alarm sounds... crew will
immediately procure a re-supply.

That being said.... I suggest you get as many of your girlfriends together
and request your husband take you all out for a sail. This is called a "Hen
Frigate"... which is when a Captain allows a female to effect the orderly
progress of the vessel. This tactic has many benefits.. he is out-numbered,
he must be on his best behaviour, he will be forced to endure girl talk, he
will unknowingly be sensitized, he will be unable to turn you down since the
benefits to male status from having an all female crew is coveted. Do these
"Hen Frigate" cruises a few times... as his status among the males increases
he will gain confidence and be less prone to bursts of inconfidence.

I hope this helps.... :-)

CM



katy February 7th 06 06:19 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Most of the folks here have been here for ages and have gone beyond
the question point.
Why do you have a fear of sailing with your husband? Is he unskilled?
Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc. Can you enroll in a Womanship class?
Remember too that any problems you have in land life will be
exacerbated within the small confines of a boat.

katy February 7th 06 06:23 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
DC wrote:

YES YES YESS on this paragraph: "Now please elaborate as to why you
are squeamish about sailing with yourhusband... other than that he is a
New Yorker and thus genetically unable tohandle any vessel properly. Is
he prone to yelling, tantrums and blaming youfor his inability and lack
of confidence? Does he lack the ability toinstil in you a confidence and
comfort while on a vessel?"
Wish I had a Bobsprit but I don't, I have a rugby player, does that tell
you anything? lucky Suzanne! where do they sail from?
Diane Clark
Central New York

Dear "I have a fear of sailing with my husband",

Although this group appears at first glance to be a sow's ear, you
will find it lined with silk... which in no way means it's a silk
purse... just an exquisitely lined sow's ear. Nonetheless.... this
group has by far more sailing oriented resources than any other NG.

Now please elaborate as to why you are squeamish about sailing with
your husband... other than that he is a New Yorker and thus
genetically unable to handle any vessel properly. Is he prone to
yelling, tantrums and blaming you for his inability and lack of
confidence? Does he lack the ability to instil in you a confidence
and comfort while on a vessel?

I would suggest you contact Bobsprit on this group to take you out for
a sail. Robert is a totally house trained and obedient husband who
owns an off the rack sailboat and will never venture out of sight of
land. This should give you a benchmark to judge your own husband's
status. Then you and Roberts's wife Suzanne can decide on how to let
your husband meet hers so he can adopt some of Robert's submissive and
obedient behaviour. This should go a long way to assisting you in
establishing control.

CM


Like I said, enroll in a Womanship course or take private lessons at
a yacht club and learn more than he knows...and refuse to get on the
boat if he yells or demeans....

Scout February 7th 06 07:05 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
"kinky katy" wrote
Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than their
spouse/boyfriend/etc.


Are you implying a swap of some sort?
I've only heard of such goings on!
Shocked Scout



katy February 7th 06 07:27 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Scout wrote:
"kinky katy" wrote

Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than their
spouse/boyfriend/etc.



Are you implying a swap of some sort?
I've only heard of such goings on!
Shocked Scout


sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most
women do better learning to sail from someone they are not
emotionally involved with...you know, the old control issue
thing...Does your wife want to swap you when you sail together?

Scout February 7th 06 07:39 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
"katy" wrote in message
...
Scout wrote:
"kinky katy" wrote

Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc.



Are you implying a swap of some sort?
I've only heard of such goings on!
Shocked Scout

sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most women
do better learning to sail from someone they are not emotionally involved
with...you know, the old control issue thing...Does your wife want to swap
you when you sail together?


was she supposed to come with me?
Scout



Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 07:45 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message

sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most women
do better learning to sail from someone they are not emotionally involved
with...you know, the old control issue thing...Does your wife want to swap
you when you sail together?


Nonsense...... it's not a control issue in a proper relationship. It's a
security issue resulting from a sailor's lack of confidence in themselves.
I've seen wives screaming at their husbands during what was a routine tactic
or procedure as well as men yelling at their wives. It comes down to
trust... like all relationships.

The cure for this is Rum in generous quantities while underway...... :-)

CM




Frank Boettcher February 7th 06 07:52 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 19:45:50 GMT, "Capt.Mooron"
wrote:


"katy" wrote in message

sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most women
do better learning to sail from someone they are not emotionally involved
with...you know, the old control issue thing...Does your wife want to swap
you when you sail together?


Nonsense...... it's not a control issue in a proper relationship. It's a
security issue resulting from a sailor's lack of confidence in themselves.
I've seen wives screaming at their husbands during what was a routine tactic
or procedure as well as men yelling at their wives. It comes down to
trust... like all relationships.

The cure for this is Rum in generous quantities while underway...... :-)


However, one must be careful, particularly with spouses. From the log
of the SV "Never Better" Endeavor 38, Summer of '89, BVI, under the
category of "things we learned on this cruise".

"The rum ration, a longstanding tradition whereby the British Navy
controlled both the timing and the amount of libations by the crew, is
both practical and necessary. We discovered this after observing
Helen and Sheri, when left to their own devices, with regard to the
pain killers".

"A consensus decision concerning the itinerary is mathematically
impossible with eight people and two boats".

"Sidney has discovered the meaning of life and he is not telling
anyone"!





katy February 7th 06 07:54 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Scout wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

Scout wrote:

"kinky katy" wrote


Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc.


Are you implying a swap of some sort?
I've only heard of such goings on!
Shocked Scout


sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most women
do better learning to sail from someone they are not emotionally involved
with...you know, the old control issue thing...Does your wife want to swap
you when you sail together?



was she supposed to come with me?
Scout


Not if she doesn't want to....

katy February 7th 06 07:55 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message


sheesh Scout....Let me explain this very carefully for you....most women
do better learning to sail from someone they are not emotionally involved
with...you know, the old control issue thing...Does your wife want to swap
you when you sail together?



Nonsense...... it's not a control issue in a proper relationship. It's a
security issue resulting from a sailor's lack of confidence in themselves.
I've seen wives screaming at their husbands during what was a routine tactic
or procedure as well as men yelling at their wives. It comes down to
trust... like all relationships.

The cure for this is Rum in generous quantities while underway...... :-)

CM



Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below
and sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }

Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 07:59 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message

Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }


Either that or she could elect to sail naked......

CM



katy February 7th 06 08:04 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Capt.Mooron wrote:
"katy" wrote in message


Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }



Either that or she could elect to sail naked......

CM


In New York? yech.....

Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 08:07 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message

In New York? yech.....


Well Bobsprit claims the heat is intolerable...... Suzanne insisted on the
AC so he would keep his clothes on. It's the only way other people won't
call "Whale Watch" to report a Beluga at the helm of sailing Javex Bottle.

CM



Jonathan Ganz February 7th 06 08:13 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
In article ,
DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


alt.sailing.asa

or

try rec.boats.cruising

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 08:19 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

alt.sailing.asa

or

try rec.boats.cruising


What a totally GAY suggestion that was.....

This is your idea of a reply Ganz??? You think that was valuable input? Did
you just write that reply to watch yourself type?

Don't listen to this cream puff Gaynz, Diane.... even little girls yell
derogatory comments at him on a boat! He's a totally useless dipwad with
nothing of value to offer when it comes to sailing or boats.

CM



SUZY February 7th 06 08:25 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Thats right Katy. We have a cabin on lake Oneida I think. Rob calls it
the thumb.

If you hold up your hand that's the short finger.

SB
35s5
NY


Jonathan Ganz February 7th 06 08:29 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
In article 5h7Gf.180811$6K2.46941@edtnps90,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message

alt.sailing.asa

or

try rec.boats.cruising


What a totally GAY suggestion that was.....

This is your idea of a reply Ganz??? You think that was valuable input? Did
you just write that reply to watch yourself type?

Don't listen to this cream puff Gaynz, Diane.... even little girls yell
derogatory comments at him on a boat! He's a totally useless dipwad with
nothing of value to offer when it comes to sailing or boats.


Good idea. Don't listen to me. Does that make you feel better Mooron?
I hope so, because I wouldn't want to contribute to your obvious
problems.

--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Scout February 7th 06 09:09 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
news:v_6Gf.180801$6K2.77469@edtnps90...

"katy" wrote in message

Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }


Either that or she could elect to sail naked......


Good point Mooron! I make it a point to never yell at a naked woman!
Scout



[email protected] February 7th 06 09:29 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
I admit, I find sailing with my wife and kids VERY stressful. However,
when I am by myself I relax so much and pay good attention to the boat
that I have a glorious time. I have no solution to this problem.


Capt.Mooron February 7th 06 09:37 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

wrote in message
oups.com...
I admit, I find sailing with my wife and kids VERY stressful. However,
when I am by myself I relax so much and pay good attention to the boat
that I have a glorious time. I have no solution to this problem.


I sail with my family a lot.... it's relaxing and fun. I let the nieces and
nephews take time being "Captain".... I luv it when they do impressions of
me at the helm... my niece has my slurred commands down pat! :-)

CM



katy February 7th 06 09:58 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:04:06 -0500, katy
wrote:


Capt.Mooron wrote:

"katy" wrote in message



Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }


Either that or she could elect to sail naked......

CM



In New York? yech.....



She is not sailing in NYC, Katy. She's sailing on Oneida Lake which is
considered by some to be the "Thumb" of the finger lakes. It's above
Syracuse.


Where did I say NYC? I said New York...it is a state after all, and
it is not someplace many would consider ideal for nekkid
sailing....probably as suitable for nekkid sailing as Lake
Michigan..which means NOT...

katy February 7th 06 09:59 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
wrote:
I admit, I find sailing with my wife and kids VERY stressful. However,
when I am by myself I relax so much and pay good attention to the boat
that I have a glorious time. I have no solution to this problem.

They should throw you overboard....

katy February 7th 06 09:59 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Capt.Mooron wrote:
wrote in message
oups.com...

I admit, I find sailing with my wife and kids VERY stressful. However,
when I am by myself I relax so much and pay good attention to the boat
that I have a glorious time. I have no solution to this problem.



I sail with my family a lot.... it's relaxing and fun. I let the nieces and
nephews take time being "Captain".... I luv it when they do impressions of
me at the helm... my niece has my slurred commands down pat! :-)

CM



You let those kids drink that much rum?????

katy February 7th 06 10:45 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 16:58:05 -0500, katy
wrote:


Mys Terry wrote:

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:04:06 -0500, katy
wrote:



Capt.Mooron wrote:


"katy" wrote in message




Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }


Either that or she could elect to sail naked......

CM



In New York? yech.....


She is not sailing in NYC, Katy. She's sailing on Oneida Lake which is
considered by some to be the "Thumb" of the finger lakes. It's above
Syracuse.



Where did I say NYC? I said New York...it is a state after all, and
it is not someplace many would consider ideal for nekkid
sailing....probably as suitable for nekkid sailing as Lake
Michigan..which means NOT...



You said "yech", not "brrrr", so I naturally assumed you meant NYC. Your
reputation for mental acuity deficit preceeds you.


You obviously have never been to Buffalo...I can assure you that it
is "yech"....and I don't believe you have ever been accused of
having any sort of mentality at all....nice to see that you have
found your spell check, though...

Donal February 7th 06 10:53 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my

husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Most of the folks here have been here for ages and have gone beyond
the question point.
Why do you have a fear of sailing with your husband? Is he unskilled?
Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc. Can you enroll in a Womanship class?
Remember too that any problems you have in land life will be
exacerbated within the small confines of a boat.




Donal February 7th 06 10:59 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
DC wrote:
Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my

husband"
Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Most of the folks here have been here for ages and have gone beyond
the question point.
Why do you have a fear of sailing with your husband? Is he unskilled?
Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc.


I don't understand this comment! If a woman has faith in her husband, then
this question shouldn't arise.


Can you enroll in a Womanship class?


What on Earth is a "Womanship Class"? It sounds like a subsidised event
where women learn how to get a divorce ... before they discover that life
ain't so easy after all.



Remember too that any problems you have in land life will be
exacerbated within the small confines of a boat.



Very true!



regards


Donal
--




SUZY February 7th 06 11:13 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Oh let me do that!

When are you coming to this area again BB?

If you dress is drag again we can cruise the bus station and pick up
some crew ;)

SB
35s5
NY


RCE February 7th 06 11:28 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"DC" wrote in message
...
Thanks Matt
Went to alt.sailing and it is pitiful with 13 messages starting with a
Hardcore message and wanting teenagers and on..... We have a 73 Balboa 22
ft. (I think). any other recommendations?


Try rec.boats.cruising

RCE



DC February 7th 06 11:52 PM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Wow
What a diverse group of, hmmm, ahhh........people?
Thanks for the thoughts.
DC

Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:45:58 -0500, katy
wrote:


You obviously have never been to Buffalo...I can assure you that it
is "yech"....and I don't believe you have ever been accused of
having any sort of mentality at all....nice to see that you have
found your spell check, though...


I don't use spell check for usenet posting.

A dress store owner ordered a shipment of evening gowns for his shop. When they
arrived, the poor man found there had been a mistake. Half the garments were
coats, 20 percent were children's sizes and 24 of the garments were both coats
and in sizes for children. There were only 99 of the evening dresses he had
ordered. How many had he ordered initially?

I can solve the puzzle. Can you?







Capt.Mooron February 8th 06 12:01 AM

Newbie sailor here.
 

"katy" wrote in message

You let those kids drink that much rum?????


Only if they buy their own.

CM



katy February 8th 06 12:01 AM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Donal wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

DC wrote:

Found this newsgroup just a bit ago and have been reading. Can't get a
handle on it though. Seems as though it's not too serious about
sailing. Can someone recommend a good newsgroup for learning and
posting newbie questions, like "I have a fear of sailing with my


husband"

Thanks.
Diane Clark
Central New York
Oneida Lake sailing


Most of the folks here have been here for ages and have gone beyond
the question point.
Why do you have a fear of sailing with your husband? Is he unskilled?
Oftentimes it is best if women learn to sail from someone other than
their spouse/boyfriend/etc.



I don't understand this comment! If a woman has faith in her husband, then
this question shouldn't arise.


You can trust someone in a relationship but have no faith in their
sailing abilities. I'm sure Suzanne trusts Bobbie as a husband but
should she tryst him as a sailor?



Can you enroll in a Womanship class?



What on Earth is a "Womanship Class"? It sounds like a subsidised event
where women learn how to get a divorce ... before they discover that life
ain't so easy after all.


Womanship is an organization of women who offer sailing lessons to
other women. It is a business.




Remember too that any problems you have in land life will be
exacerbated within the small confines of a boat.




Very true!



regards


Donal
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katy February 8th 06 12:02 AM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:45:58 -0500, katy
wrote:


Mys Terry wrote:

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 16:58:05 -0500, katy
wrote:



Mys Terry wrote:


On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:04:06 -0500, katy
wrote:




Capt.Mooron wrote:



"katy" wrote in message





Right...she should pour enough rum down his gullet so he'll go below and
sleep it off so she can sail in peace...sounds right to me ; }


Either that or she could elect to sail naked......

CM



In New York? yech.....


She is not sailing in NYC, Katy. She's sailing on Oneida Lake which is
considered by some to be the "Thumb" of the finger lakes. It's above
Syracuse.



Where did I say NYC? I said New York...it is a state after all, and
it is not someplace many would consider ideal for nekkid
sailing....probably as suitable for nekkid sailing as Lake
Michigan..which means NOT...


You said "yech", not "brrrr", so I naturally assumed you meant NYC. Your
reputation for mental acuity deficit preceeds you.



You obviously have never been to Buffalo...I can assure you that it
is "yech"....and I don't believe you have ever been accused of
having any sort of mentality at all....nice to see that you have
found your spell check, though...



Please be sure to alert me if you ever post anything correct, coherent or
relevant.


My day would be spent in total correspondence with you. I think
not. There are far more interesting people to talk to here.

katy February 8th 06 12:24 AM

Newbie sailor here.
 
Mys Terry wrote:
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:45:58 -0500, katy
wrote:


You obviously have never been to Buffalo...I can assure you that it
is "yech"....and I don't believe you have ever been accused of
having any sort of mentality at all....nice to see that you have
found your spell check, though...



I don't use spell check for usenet posting.

A dress store owner ordered a shipment of evening gowns for his shop. When they
arrived, the poor man found there had been a mistake. Half the garments were
coats, 20 percent were children's sizes and 24 of the garments were both coats
and in sizes for children. There were only 99 of the evening dresses he had
ordered. How many had he ordered initially?

I can solve the puzzle. Can you?




Yes, of course I can


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