I could prove I did it perfectly, by doing another one on the
opposing lawyer, right there in the court room.



Step 1: Duct tape his mouth shut. :-)



katy wrote:
Heck, go one further and duct tape his nose shut, too and forget about
the trach....

What do you call 100 lawyers skydiving?
Skeet

What do you call 100 lawyers buried in sand up to their necks?
Not enough sand

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean with
bricks tied around their necks?
A good start

(disclaimer- Any resemblance to real lawyers, living or
dead, is purely coincidental. This offer void where prohibted.)

DSK