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BTW - you only have one bank because your boat is a POS designed for day
sails by newbies.

CM


Think that may be the same reason for the size of the holding tank?


Let's face it... Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his
priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off on
a Nordhaven Trawler which could generate the electrical requirements to
operate all the "conveniences" he wants to surround himself with while out
at "sea" on the roaring LIS.

We all know that Bob is no sailor, this has been clarified repeatly by his
rational for what he considers primary importance in a sailing vessel....

Bob is the type of person that would well suit the Blue Blazer and lil'
Captain's Hat, power boat mentality kind of person.... waddling down the
dock to his hugh trawler. Then he could sit in his converted Lazy boy chair
at the helm, never again to complain of wheel marks on his stomach, spin his
power steering wheel with the clamped on turn knob, flip on his home theatre
system, activate his 30 speaker surround sound unit, fire up the air
conditioner, have real teak as opposed to cheap plastic veneer, have a real
galley to feed his enormous appetite, have an actual salon he wouldn't have
to turn sideways to navigate, have full standing head room and a king size
bed to be turned down again by Suzanne claiming a headache, to enjoy "great
sex" manually while Suzanne snored, have an intercom for Thomas's room, have
a diesel genset in a sound proof room, have a real swim platform, and last
but not least .... have a bigger place than the apartment he currently lives
in.

Yup... as you can see... Bob is a Power Boater... and "jealious" of Doug!!!

CM





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Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...
Mooron pointed out

BTW - you only have one bank because your boat is a POS designed for
day
sails by newbies.

CM


Think that may be the same reason for the size of the holding tank?


Let's face it... Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his
priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off
on a Nordhaven Trawler which could generate the electrical requirements to
operate all the "conveniences" he wants to surround himself with while out
at "sea" on the roaring LIS.

We all know that Bob is no sailor, this has been clarified repeatly by his
rational for what he considers primary importance in a sailing vessel....

Bob is the type of person that would well suit the Blue Blazer and lil'
Captain's Hat, power boat mentality kind of person.... waddling down the
dock to his hugh trawler. Then he could sit in his converted Lazy boy
chair at the helm, never again to complain of wheel marks on his stomach,
spin his power steering wheel with the clamped on turn knob, flip on his
home theatre system, activate his 30 speaker surround sound unit, fire up
the air conditioner, have real teak as opposed to cheap plastic veneer,
have a real galley to feed his enormous appetite, have an actual salon he
wouldn't have to turn sideways to navigate, have full standing head room
and a king size bed to be turned down again by Suzanne claiming a
headache, to enjoy "great sex" manually while Suzanne snored, have an
intercom for Thomas's room, have a diesel genset in a sound proof room,
have a real swim platform, and last but not least .... have a bigger place
than the apartment he currently lives in.

Yup... as you can see... Bob is a Power Boater... and "jealious" of
Doug!!!

CM







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Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his
priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better
off on
a Nordhaven Trawler


You must mean Doug, who actually spends his time on his trawler.

RB
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com...
Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his
priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better
off on
a Nordhaven Trawler


You must mean Doug, who actually spends his time on his trawler.



Woooooooooooo.... that sounds a bit "jelious" there Bobsprit.

Look... let me be a buddy and tell you to go get yourself a Nordhaven Info
Package with the DVD. You know you Wanna.......

Power Boater...... say it Bobsprit! Be Proud! Don't be like Ganz.... come
out of the closet. Just think how envious Doug would be!!!! Think about all
that HP at your finger tips... the electrical capacity to produce sufficient
power to light 2 NYC blocks alone is awesome...... and the cruising Range
alone is phenomenal.

Go on........ make the call.

CM





 
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