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![]() "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Mooron pointed out BTW - you only have one bank because your boat is a POS designed for day sails by newbies. CM Think that may be the same reason for the size of the holding tank? Let's face it... Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off on a Nordhaven Trawler which could generate the electrical requirements to operate all the "conveniences" he wants to surround himself with while out at "sea" on the roaring LIS. We all know that Bob is no sailor, this has been clarified repeatly by his rational for what he considers primary importance in a sailing vessel.... Bob is the type of person that would well suit the Blue Blazer and lil' Captain's Hat, power boat mentality kind of person.... waddling down the dock to his hugh trawler. Then he could sit in his converted Lazy boy chair at the helm, never again to complain of wheel marks on his stomach, spin his power steering wheel with the clamped on turn knob, flip on his home theatre system, activate his 30 speaker surround sound unit, fire up the air conditioner, have real teak as opposed to cheap plastic veneer, have a real galley to feed his enormous appetite, have an actual salon he wouldn't have to turn sideways to navigate, have full standing head room and a king size bed to be turned down again by Suzanne claiming a headache, to enjoy "great sex" manually while Suzanne snored, have an intercom for Thomas's room, have a diesel genset in a sound proof room, have a real swim platform, and last but not least .... have a bigger place than the apartment he currently lives in. Yup... as you can see... Bob is a Power Boater... and "jealious" of Doug!!! CM |
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Bwaaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:eNQyf.87380$AP5.48459@edtnps84... "Joe" wrote in message oups.com... Mooron pointed out BTW - you only have one bank because your boat is a POS designed for day sails by newbies. CM Think that may be the same reason for the size of the holding tank? Let's face it... Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off on a Nordhaven Trawler which could generate the electrical requirements to operate all the "conveniences" he wants to surround himself with while out at "sea" on the roaring LIS. We all know that Bob is no sailor, this has been clarified repeatly by his rational for what he considers primary importance in a sailing vessel.... Bob is the type of person that would well suit the Blue Blazer and lil' Captain's Hat, power boat mentality kind of person.... waddling down the dock to his hugh trawler. Then he could sit in his converted Lazy boy chair at the helm, never again to complain of wheel marks on his stomach, spin his power steering wheel with the clamped on turn knob, flip on his home theatre system, activate his 30 speaker surround sound unit, fire up the air conditioner, have real teak as opposed to cheap plastic veneer, have a real galley to feed his enormous appetite, have an actual salon he wouldn't have to turn sideways to navigate, have full standing head room and a king size bed to be turned down again by Suzanne claiming a headache, to enjoy "great sex" manually while Suzanne snored, have an intercom for Thomas's room, have a diesel genset in a sound proof room, have a real swim platform, and last but not least .... have a bigger place than the apartment he currently lives in. Yup... as you can see... Bob is a Power Boater... and "jealious" of Doug!!! CM |
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Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his
priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off on a Nordhaven Trawler You must mean Doug, who actually spends his time on his trawler. RB 35s5 NY |
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![]() "Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Bobsprit claims to be a sailing enthusiast but his priorities define him as wanting a Motorhome! He would be much better off on a Nordhaven Trawler You must mean Doug, who actually spends his time on his trawler. Woooooooooooo.... that sounds a bit "jelious" there Bobsprit. Look... let me be a buddy and tell you to go get yourself a Nordhaven Info Package with the DVD. You know you Wanna....... Power Boater...... say it Bobsprit! Be Proud! Don't be like Ganz.... come out of the closet. Just think how envious Doug would be!!!! Think about all that HP at your finger tips... the electrical capacity to produce sufficient power to light 2 NYC blocks alone is awesome...... and the cruising Range alone is phenomenal. Go on........ make the call. CM |
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