You might get together with Doug here. He's local to you and sails all
kinds of boats. I'm sure he would be happy to show you the basics. He
needs to sail more, since he spent all his boat money on a trawler.

The best place to learn is on the boat, not in books.

Is your boat rigged and in the water? Do you have sails? Did the
previous owner show you anything?

Joe

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

Lynn,

Don't know what he looks like. He's married. I thought I mentioned he
had a trawler:0)

But he can show you how to sail. If his wife will let him on a boat
with a lovely 6 ft tall redhead.

Sounds like you need to meet the world famous Capt. Neal. he's shoving
off to the Bahamas soon and needs a good first mate. Most likey he has
a home made formula brewed in his cedar bucket for removing oxidation
and restoring luster.

Joe

Joe, Neal sounds great! However, I still have a half of a bottle left
of my http://www.pmpluster.com/images/page-layout-2-ir_24.jpg!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell Capt. Moron!

Joe, on another note... this site just sucks you into the muck and mire
of Nasty Folks! But there are some nice ones too. I'm home recovering
from flu today... I've got to get off of this COMPUTER!

Be good Joe... Enjoy your holidays. Wow... Christmas shopping
officially starts next week!!!!

L.

Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

Lynn... don't be a Bitch... that's Spam!

CM

"therealinrealestate" wrote in message
oups.com...
Is he cute? Is he single? I'm tall... is he over 6'?Does he use
p-m-p Luster Finish from http://www.pmpluster.com?
Please elaborate!
Lynn
:-) Thanks for being so nice!

Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

The only thing "Lynn" needs teaching on is how to fabricate a believable
storyline....

As far as tall women go..... I'm 5'10" & 170lbs... no problem... I got my
own XL-piton and all the climbing gear they can handle.


CM


"Joe" wrote in message
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Lynn,

Mooron's single and will teach you to sail as well. Right Mooron?
If he can get across the border.

Joe

The Boob will give her a good home. He likes teenage runaway skanks
and her newsgroup SPAMMING business will fit right at home with the do
nothing jobs that he keeps trying. Plus with her height she can be
used to test V berths for proper length. It's Boobsies dream girl.

Don't be so thick.

She was excited about a product, not spamming, until attacked by you
cad's!
She fought back, by shoving more spam in your nasty muggs. Go booo
hooo in the corner.

Might make a good sailor.... has the right attitude.

Joe