Here's an old classic.


Writer deceased and unknown

SEIDELMANN (sung to Beatles "Nowhere Man")


He owns a real Seidelmann,
It handles like a carbage can,
Sailing all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Can't point or even heave to,
Knows not what he'll do…in bad weather,
he'll probably try to…call the coast guard


Seidel-Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Seidel-Man, your boats worth less than canned spam!


He's as dumb as he can be,
Just sees what Steve wants him to see,
Seidel-Man can you show some spine at all?
Doesn't have a thing to lose, when he goes upwind, she just
stalls.


Seidel-man, don't worry,
You hardly spent any money,
But your choice of boat is still funny
Hey, can't you see you've flushed away 5K?


He's a real Siedel-Man,
Most people spend more on frying pans,
Sailing all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
For nobody
Sailing all his nowhere plans for nobody!




"Scout" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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Scout wrote:
Lonely Wind - Kansas
Against the Wind - Seger
Mandolin Wind - Stewart
Candle in the Wind - Elton
The Wind - Stevens
Ride the Wind - Flesh and Blood
Dust in the Wind - Queen

???
Last I heard, that was a Kansas song too.
Queen's first album was excellent

er, katy type?
Scout