"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
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In article et,
Maxprop wrote:
Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Thankfully, no.

Why "thankfully?" If you were from Texas you'd be sure you were right
about
everything despite being wrong about everything. Provides a great sense
of
mental security.

It's one of those fly-over states.

I've never been there, except for a very brief change of planes at DFW.
That f***ing monstrosity is so huge that it took us the whole half hour to
walk from one gate to the subsequent one. And we only covered about 25% of
the terminal, walking at a very brisk pace. They have a train to move
people around the terminal--we should have taken it to save time. You could
put Chicago within the boundaries of that airport. The weather was foggy,
so we didn't have to actually *see* Texas.

Max