"Marc" wrote in message
...
I'm glad somebody finally mentioned Southern Cross.Should have
been
much higher on the list.


Yes, second only to this classic;


YO HO (A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME)


Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.

Commode Joe Redcloud

To get as far away from Texas as possible.


Yes, where's that ?


Commode Joe

oh brother!

Here's an old classic.


Writer deceased and unknown

SEIDELMANN (sung to Beatles "Nowhere Man")


He owns a real Seidelmann,
It handles like a carbage can,
Sailing all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Can't point or even heave to,
Knows not what he'll do…in bad weather,
he'll probably try to…call the coast guard


Seidel-Man, please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Seidel-Man, your boats worth less than canned spam!


He's as dumb as he can be,
Just sees what Steve wants him to see,
Seidel-Man can you show some spine at all?
Doesn't have a thing to lose, when he goes upwind, she just
stalls.


Seidel-man, don't worry,
You hardly spent any money,
But your choice of boat is still funny
Hey, can't you see you've flushed away 5K?


He's a real Siedel-Man,
Most people spend more on frying pans,
Sailing all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
For nobody
Sailing all his nowhere plans for nobody!




"Scout" wrote in message
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"DSK" wrote in message
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Scout wrote:
Lonely Wind - Kansas
Against the Wind - Seger
Mandolin Wind - Stewart
Candle in the Wind - Elton
The Wind - Stevens
Ride the Wind - Flesh and Blood
Dust in the Wind - Queen

???
Last I heard, that was a Kansas song too.
Queen's first album was excellent

er, katy type?
Scout

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article 9cOef.146718$Io.55903@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Don't worry. Mooron is a canuck.

While Jon is from .....California!!!

A state the size of one of our provinces.... with more population than all
of Canada!

Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Max

In article et,
Maxprop wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article 9cOef.146718$Io.55903@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Don't worry. Mooron is a canuck.

While Jon is from .....California!!!

A state the size of one of our provinces.... with more population than all
of Canada!

Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Thankfully, no.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article et,
Maxprop wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article 9cOef.146718$Io.55903@clgrps13,
Capt.Mooron wrote:

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
Don't worry. Mooron is a canuck.

While Jon is from .....California!!!

A state the size of one of our provinces.... with more population than
all
of Canada!

Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Thankfully, no.

Why "thankfully?" If you were from Texas you'd be sure you were right about
everything despite being wrong about everything. Provides a great sense of
mental security.

Max

In article et,
Maxprop wrote:
Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Thankfully, no.

Why "thankfully?" If you were from Texas you'd be sure you were right about
everything despite being wrong about everything. Provides a great sense of
mental security.

It's one of those fly-over states.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message
...
In article et,
Maxprop wrote:
Bzzzt. Not from California. But, I agree with you!

Texas?

Thankfully, no.

Why "thankfully?" If you were from Texas you'd be sure you were right
about
everything despite being wrong about everything. Provides a great sense
of
mental security.

It's one of those fly-over states.

I've never been there, except for a very brief change of planes at DFW.
That f***ing monstrosity is so huge that it took us the whole half hour to
walk from one gate to the subsequent one. And we only covered about 25% of
the terminal, walking at a very brisk pace. They have a train to move
people around the terminal--we should have taken it to save time. You could
put Chicago within the boundaries of that airport. The weather was foggy,
so we didn't have to actually *see* Texas.

Max

"Joe" wrote
Thats the name of Jimmy Buffets sailboat "Southern Cross"

joe


Still trying to fit in, eh? Poor Joey...

LP (had Jimmy Buffet's full attention at his place)

In article t,
Maxprop wrote:
It's one of those fly-over states.

I've never been there, except for a very brief change of planes at DFW.
That f***ing monstrosity is so huge that it took us the whole half hour to
walk from one gate to the subsequent one. And we only covered about 25% of
the terminal, walking at a very brisk pace. They have a train to move
people around the terminal--we should have taken it to save time. You could
put Chicago within the boundaries of that airport. The weather was foggy,
so we didn't have to actually *see* Texas.

I drove across three times. One roundtrip in my car, once in one
direction hitchhiking. Actually, the people were very nice. I
even got a ride from a local FAA guy who caught me trying to hitchhike
on small planes in a small airport (forget which one... near Texarkana
I believe). Another guy in his 80s stopped on the wrong side of the
street to ask if I wanted a ride. Got to be fast friends with him and
his wife cooked me dinner.


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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com