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Bob... what you derive from my posts is merely a refection of what's
in
your heart.


Devil Dog cream filling?
Easy there, Mooron or you'll spill your drink.


RB
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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message

You should take a lesson
from Scotty.


Now ...that's just low!

Suckin' up to Scotty like that!

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message


Easy there, Mooron or you'll spill your drink.


The secret Bob... is in fitting a 5lb ankle weight from my dive gear to the
base of the glass. Exercise & Enjoyment! :-)

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Now ...that's just low!

Suckin' up to Scotty like that!


Just pointing out what's plainly obvious. No need to scream and yell at
me for it. Calm down before you pop a vein and spray vodka all over the
sofa.


RB
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It's pretty obvious, since all you have to say is laced with angry comments
and language. You can't get past it. You absolutely must try to put me down.
I think it's pathological.

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Still a lot of anger I see... can't get past it can you. I'm sorry for
you. All you're capable of doing is calling people names. Pretty
pathetic.


What makes you think I'm angry???

I just think you're a fragile little pansy and told you as much.

I you think rowing a Dory is a work-out..... then I'd say you're a
weakling and a pussy!

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message Just pointing out what's
plainly obvious. No need to scream and yell at
me for it. Calm down before you pop a vein and spray vodka all over the
sofa.

VODKA? VODKA?.... To Hell wid Dat! RUM!!!!!

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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

It's pretty obvious, since all you have to say is laced with angry
comments and language. You can't get past it. You absolutely must try to
put me down. I think it's pathological.


Ganzy... give it up will ya... it's the same friggin' response from you
every time you get a dose of the truth. Everyone knows you're a pasty faced
little dickweed who considers a balanced meal as a dick in each hand.

I don't like you because you're a repulsive, back stabbing litlle weasel.
You're at the same level as BB and you are a pathetic piece of crap. In
other words... I don't like you!

So Ganzy... quit tryin' to chum up and be my buddy.... I think you're one of
the worst dorks on this group.

Now understand I'm not saying this in a hateful manner.... I don't hate you
at all... I loath you. You are a despicable two faced little ****** that
sucks up whenever you feel threatened. You are a spineless little turd and
I really don't give a tinker's damn what you think on any subject.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa.... Oh that was so much Fun!!

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Now understand I'm not saying this in a hateful manner.... I don't hate
you
at all... I loath you.


Hey, you're being unfaitful to me! Can I get in on this? I can be a
back stabbing weasle too!


RB
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Actually, it's your response. And, you can't help yourself. You continue to
use name calling to vent your anger, which, it seems to me, is pathological.

Over and over... you can't stop. Prove me wrong.

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Capt. JG" wrote in message

It's pretty obvious, since all you have to say is laced with angry
comments and language. You can't get past it. You absolutely must try to
put me down. I think it's pathological.


Ganzy... give it up will ya... it's the same friggin' response from you
every time you get a dose of the truth. Everyone knows you're a pasty
faced little dickweed who considers a balanced meal as a dick in each
hand.

I don't like you because you're a repulsive, back stabbing litlle weasel.
You're at the same level as BB and you are a pathetic piece of crap. In
other words... I don't like you!

So Ganzy... quit tryin' to chum up and be my buddy.... I think you're one
of the worst dorks on this group.

Now understand I'm not saying this in a hateful manner.... I don't hate
you at all... I loath you. You are a despicable two faced little ******
that sucks up whenever you feel threatened. You are a spineless little
turd and I really don't give a tinker's damn what you think on any
subject.

Bwahahahahahahahaaa.... Oh that was so much Fun!!

CM





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"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message news:h_mdf.195246$ir4.56188@edtnps90...
|I believe a mooring is by far the better choice to have than a dockside
| slip. No chafe and the bow is always pointed into the wind. The savings will
| easily fund a proper tender and the privacy of a mooring is much preferred
| to the dockside rubber-neckers.
|
| CM
|
|

Having one's boat on a mooring is the smart thing to do. And, the
following list proves it.

1) Roaches, ants, flies, termites and all manner of other bugs is the
bane of boats tied in slips. Even rats and mice. Yuck!

2) There's always a lot of stray electricity around docks and this
causes all sorts of nasty galvanic action on metal fittings below
the water line.

3) Instead of just uncleating one or two mooring lines when getting
underway, at a slip one must untie or uncleat six dock lines, an
electrical umbilical, etc. It takes much longer to get under way
and is often so much hassle that people don't even leave the dock.
And, what's with those ugly fenders hanging on the sides of vessels
coming out of a dock?

4) Nosey neighbors and rude passersby are always around the docks
but not around moorings. Thieves regularly case docked boats.

5) Oily water around docks that fouls the boot stripe and topsides.

6) It's acceptable to have naked or topless women sunning on deck
on a mooring while it'll probably get you arrested at a dock.
You can smoke pot on a mooring and few, if anyone will know.

7) Dogs and cats ****ing on your boat to mark their territory at the
docks. Never happens on a mooring.

8) You don't have to buy insurance to stay on a mooring while you
must have insurance in many marinas.

9) One can sail off a mooring while it's difficult or against marina rules
to sail out of a slip.

10) A dinghy that's used on a daily basis to and from a mooring will
remain in good running order while one lying neglected at a dock
usually is very unreliable. (not to mention easy for somebody to
damage or steal.)

11) Anything not bolted down will likely eventually be stolen from a
slipped vessel. Moored vessels don't seem to attract petty thieves.
(it's too easy for them to get shot)

12) Definitely more 'real sailors' in a mooring field. The get-together's
are much, much better. People talk about sailing and not lubberly
shoreside crap. Women lose their inhibitions and can't seem to
keep their clothes on. . .

13) Few things are better than to see your own vessel on her mooring
from the dinghy or from the cockpit of a friend's vessel while
swilling cold beers or rum drinks and eating grilled meat from
the Force 10 Barbeque and the smoke always blows aft.

14) One can "kite fly" a spinnaker from a mooring but not from a dock.

15) If your mooring is in an area with little or no current there is
always a breeze blowing down the hatches and through the
accommodation which is very pleasant. Rain showers don't blow
into the companionway which can usually be left open because
the rain also moves aft.

16) Photovoltaic arrays work well on a mooring due to lack of shadows
and are more environmentally friendly than plugging into the grid.

17) You can belch and fart as loudly as you wish on a mooring without
fear of embarrassment. You can lounge around naked and **** over
the side without offending the neighbors.

18) The air is cleaner and fresher on a mooring.

19) The water is cleaner and fresher on a mooring.

20) It's much noisier at the docks. Some fool is always polishing
sanding or grinding and cranking up his stereo to rotten music.

21) The night sky is easier to see from a mooring. Too much light
pollution at the docks blots out the night sky.

22) Too many boats at the docks with slapping halyards that drive
you nuts.

23) No real privacy at the docks. Filthy bathrooms and showers.
The water tastes like a plastic hose.

23) 200 to 500 bucks a month for rent- only a fool wastes that kind
of money considering all the negatives listed above.

24) Imagine the horror of discovering Bobsprit has the slip next
to yours.

25) Even worse, imagine Scotty having the slip on the other side
of you. Or Ole Thom. Being surrounded by such ugly boats
that never go anywhere would quickly lead me to thoughts
of suicide.


CN




 
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