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Consider this Ole Thom:
The 35s5 has a scoop transom. When sailing in the sewage filled waters around City Island (no less than 17 sewage outlets within a 12 mile radius!) what do you think that transom is scooping? Bob can really call it a Sooper Dooper Pooper Scooper! Bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Can you imagine having that stuff washing about your ankles! "Thomas! Don't put that in your mouth!" or how about Suzy handing Bob a nice eggs salad sandwhich after he has pulled up the anchor line (unwashed hands! eeew!). "I could smell that egg salad before you even opened the fridge, Suzy!" mmm good! Oh my sides! Think of the germs! Don't get the air conditioner in the water! Bwaaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaaa! Amen! "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... It looks like Nutsy isn't sure he picked the right boat. He's running Trolls trying to convince himself of certain things. Like a Cockpit that is filled up by three adult is a huge cockpit. A Helm that is right over the Rudder post, made necessary by transom that has been moved foreward buy a swim platform, which also made a rack & pinion installation necessary, which also forced the smallest steering station every seen on a modern production boat. A Quarter Stern Cabin and Head squeezed into and over loaded stern area, which forced the need for the lengthen of the hull by the use of the swim platform to keep anymore weight in the ass end of the boat. A Stern Cabin & Head we've yet to see a picture of. A fractional rig to eliminate Lee Helm on the overloaded Stern Section, forcing a larger Main to keep up S/A, which makes for a squirrelly up-wing sail trim, which also forced the self furling drum into the hull to get head sail area down low. This Drum position force the need to run lines thru the hull. The Larger Main forces excessive heeling on close-haul sailing, which makes for crew sitting on one another lap due to the small cockpit. These are some of the reasons Nutsy is so busy finding positive things to say about these weakness. If you lie to yourself enough you begin to believe it. Just proves, once again, all boats have weak points. Did Nutsy buy the wrong boat? It is a learning process. He has a nice boat. Is it the boat he wanted? Who knows what Nutsy really wants. Ole Thom |
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Oh my sides!
Try more situp and fewer Twinkies. RB |
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Actually sit ups do very little for the sides. Try Some Russian twists. You
couldn't do any you marshmellow! Have another egg salad sandwich! "Sailing on the LIS with a scoop transom is like having a picnic on top of a cesspool with the lid off." E.H. Gewahr 1998 Bwaahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!! Amen!!!!! "Capt. Rob" wrote in message oups.com... Oh my sides! Try more situp and fewer Twinkies. RB |
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