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What was you best day sailing this year?


Bite Me and Choke on an Urchin you damnable Scupper Slime!!!

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"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
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What was you best day sailing this year?


Bite Me and Choke on an Urchin you damnable Scupper
Slime!!!


Scupper only gets slime after he eats a Greenie!

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
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What was you best day sailing this year?


Bite Me and Choke on an Urchin you damnable Scupper Slime!!!


Scupper only gets slime after he eats a Greenie!


No offence to little Scupper meant! :-)

I haven't even been on a sailboat this year [in the water].... so Bart's
"What was the best day sailing this year" question...... caused me to lose
my normally calm, rational, lucid, entertaining, articulate, well reasoned
and witty reply capabilities. :-)

I got a new puppy.. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, brindle female... great
little pup!

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Post a pic!


"Capt.Mooron" wrote

I got a new puppy.. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, brindle

female... great
little pup!

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I'll get some to webshots soon... I can't post attachments here, my ISP
filter won't allow it.

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)

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"Capt.Mooron" wrote

I got a new puppy.. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, brindle

female... great
little pup!

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Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)



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Well now Bart... if you were blessed with "Charisma" and the attention span
required to engage the shallow & superficial.... like I am..... the girls
would kneel at your feet and listen intently while fondling your puppy...
like they do for me.

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"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message ...
Yes, a puppy will attract the females--to the
dog. Then when your unsavory personality is
revealed, you must notice the blank look, the
sudden comprehension of your nefarious intent,
and the speed at which they run away!

"Capt.Mooron" wrote

A cute puppy is a real Babe Magnet!!! Better than a sailboat even! :-)





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"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Seahag" wrote:

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Bart Senior" .@. wrote in message
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What was you best day sailing this year?

Bite Me and Choke on an Urchin you damnable Scupper
Slime!!!


Scupper only gets slime after he eats a Greenie!


No offence to little Scupper meant! :-)


None taken, it's apt;^)

I haven't even been on a sailboat this year [in the
water].... so Bart's "What was the best day sailing this
year" question...... caused me to lose my normally calm,
rational, lucid, entertaining, articulate, well reasoned
and witty reply capabilities. :-)


I haven't been sailing this year either. Been on lotsa
boats...waxed a bunch too, come to think about it!


I got a new puppy.. Staffordshire Bull Terrier, brindle
female... great little pup!


Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!

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I haven't been sailing this year either. Been on lotsa boats...waxed a
bunch too, come to think about it!


I only moved mine..... Nuff Said!


Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!


Yeah... good character, loves to meet new people and has lots of
neighbourhood dogs as buddies. Loves the water... been swimming already.

......and just for Bob..... she's Stud Kennel's Pick of the Litter and is
worth more than his entire boat! :-)

I sent a photo of me with my pet Royal Palm Turkey on my arm like a hawk, to
a buddy and told him I was getting into falconry.... but the friggin' bird
would only jump to the ground and peck seeds!! :-)

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Bet yer doggie looks as cute as that little birdie!


Yeah... good character, loves to meet new people and has
lots of neighbourhood dogs as buddies. Loves the water...
been swimming already.

.....and just for Bob..... she's Stud Kennel's Pick of
the Litter and is worth more than his entire boat! :-)


Yeah well, Scupper was only $400 which I figure is worth
more than anyone's imaginary boat.
Are you planning on becoming a dog breeder?

I sent a photo of me with my pet Royal Palm Turkey on my
arm like a hawk, to a buddy and told him I was getting
into falconry.... but the friggin' bird would only jump to
the ground and peck seeds!! :-)


Ah, the mighty Seed Falcon!

Seahag




 
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