"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Joe's" thoughts turned to sex and wrote the following:

Guess you never had sex in a mangrove swamp in the middle of
a raging storm eh?

No, don't have any desire to either. I guess Capt. Neal is on
his own.

LP



Finally! Captivity seemed like forever.

A man who believes everything he reads on Usenet! Very sad, indeed.
You fooled me, Capt. Neal! I thought you were intelligent, but these posts
of yours tells a whole different story.

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Joe" wrote:
tied off his boat and flew to Oklahoma. Havent heard a peep
from him lately.


No, sadly, Capt. Neal would rather have a sticker on his boat
saying "he survived" just because the stupid news of the
newsgroups...

CN wrote:

P.S. he's sailing up to Cape
Sable on the mainland to go about six miles up a river and
then into a creek and
then into a dead end branch of it where several boats can tie
up to mangrove trees about sixty feet tall which block most
all the wind. Several boats rode out
Andrew in the same area and the eye even came across them and
they suffered no harm.

Better to get the newsgroup kudos than sex with a hot woman!

LP sigh





Maybe you'd be kind enough to introduce me to a hot
woman sometime?

But you said you had a hot woman in every port...why would you need an
introduction to one?

LP

"Steve Leyland" wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address: "Capt.
Neal®"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.

: "Lady Pilot" wrote:
:
::
:: "Joe" wrote:
::: tied off his boat and flew to Oklahoma. Havent heard a peep
::: from him lately.
::
::
:: No, sadly, Capt. Neal would rather have a sticker on his boat
:: saying "he survived" just because the stupid news of the
:: newsgroups...
::
:: CN wrote:
::
:: P.S. he's sailing up to Cape
:: Sable on the mainland to go about six miles up a river and
:: then into a creek and
:: then into a dead end branch of it where several boats can tie
:: up to mangrove trees about sixty feet tall which block most
:: all the wind. Several boats rode out
:: Andrew in the same area and the eye even came across them and
:: they suffered no harm.
::
:: Better to get the newsgroup kudos than sex with a hot woman!
::
:: LP sigh
::
::
::
:
:
: Maybe you'd be kind enough to introduce me to a hot
: woman sometime?

perhaps I could introduce you to a good psychiatrist, which is clearly
what you need, nelly.

Sadly, many people are agreeing with you now...sigh

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Joe's" thoughts turned to sex and wrote the following:

Guess you never had sex in a mangrove swamp in the middle
of a raging storm eh?

No, don't have any desire to either. I guess Capt. Neal is
on his own.

LP



Finally! Captivity seemed like forever.

A man who believes everything he reads on Usenet! Very sad,
indeed. You fooled me, Capt. Neal! I thought you were
intelligent, but these posts of yours tells a whole different
story.

LP


Intelligent enough to free myself from your shackles . . .

Still living in that fantasy world of yours, I see.

If your so intelligent, then why can't you get the mic on your computer to
work? I'm sure you could get any kid on land to help you with your
problem...ohh, that's right, the messy sex offender law keeps you 500 feet
from the nearest child.

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote in
some inconsequentialdatabasuxx fool wrote:

perhaps I could introduce you to a good psychiatrist, which
is clearly what you need, nelly.

Sadly, many people are agreeing with you now...sigh

Cybil

How telling...I think you need to take your meds, dear. Your personality is
changing daily. Be sure to tell your psychologist about your projecting
issues. She'll know what you are talking about, even if you don't.

LP

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"Lady Pilot" wrote:


"Joe" wrote:
tied off his boat and flew to Oklahoma. Havent heard a peep
from him lately.


No, sadly, Capt. Neal would rather have a sticker on his
boat saying "he survived" just because the stupid news of
the newsgroups...

CN wrote:

P.S. he's sailing up to Cape
Sable on the mainland to go about six miles up a river and
then into a creek and
then into a dead end branch of it where several boats can
tie up to mangrove trees about sixty feet tall which block
most all the wind. Several boats rode out
Andrew in the same area and the eye even came across them
and they suffered no harm.

Better to get the newsgroup kudos than sex with a hot woman!

LP sigh





Maybe you'd be kind enough to introduce me to a hot
woman sometime?

But you said you had a hot woman in every port...why would you
need an introduction to one?

LP



Excuse me, but I thought you would have no trouble doing the
Madame's job!

I not a dock whore, like you are used to...besides, you need Viagra just to
get it up!

You told me that you sailed, but we both know that isn't true. I had dreams
of sailing with you, not hanging in a turd infested bay with a elderly
senior citizen. Sad that it takes a hurricane to get you unhooked from your
mooring.

At your age that's about all you're qualified
for anymore.

I'm 12 years younger than you, although I look 25 years younger. It's a
wonder I didn't get called you daughter at the local cafe.

A curmudgeon and a misogynist...and those are your good points.

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:Qjacf.4309$4l5.1904@dukeread05...
|
| I'm 12 years younger than you, although I look 25 years younger. It's a
| wonder I didn't get called you daughter at the local cafe.
|
| A curmudgeon and a misogynist...and those are your good points.
|
| LP


Somebody actually did think you were my daughter. You were up at
the counter ordering your third or forth banana split when this guy
came up to me and said, "Why do you let your daughter eat sweets like
that? - she's already big as a horse and doesn't even resemble her father
who puts Arnold Schwartzenneger to shame."

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:Faacf.4307$4l5.161@dukeread05...
|
| If your so intelligent, then why can't you get the mic on your computer to
| work? I'm sure you could get any kid on land to help you with your
| problem...ohh, that's right, the messy sex offender law keeps you 500 feet
| from the nearest child.
|
| LP
|
|

I'm afraid you've mixed me up with your good friend Gary Burnore.
Time to sober up . . .

CN

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:PWUbf.3574$4l5.325@dukeread05...
|
|
| I wasn't being a wuss, I was concerned for your well being in a hurricane.
| When I voiced my concern, Joe decided to act as if I didn't have any
| confidence in your abilities. That is not even close to being the truth.
| Some of the best pilots in the world have died in severe weather, had
| nothing to do with their abilities.
|
| LP
|
|

Yes, they probably did it on purpose to keep from having to go home
to their bitchy, bossy and baggy wives. Thank God I've managed to
avoid that pitfall after but one bad choice. Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice shame on me . . .

CN

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:

"Lady Pilot" wrote:
|
| If your so intelligent, then why can't you get the mic on your computer
to
| work? I'm sure you could get any kid on land to help you with your
| problem...ohh, that's right, the messy sex offender law keeps you 500
feet
| from the nearest child.
|
| LP
|
|

I'm afraid you've mixed me up with your good friend Gary Burnore.
Time to sober up . . .

Gary isn't a child molester. I'm not drinking. Any more lies? That's all
you seem to be able to come up with lately, so I'm trying to get down to
your level to give you back what you are dishing out.

LP