Hey crew, seems we have had a squall line of OT nonsense posts,

lets shorten sail and weather the storm :

everybody post an actual sailing related post, dig up some of your
favorites from the past and/or post some new material, lets not let
ALT.SAIL.ASA get swamped by this stinkposter !

set your filters and post !

"captkeywest" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey crew, seems we have had a squall line of OT nonsense posts,

lets shorten sail and weather the storm :

everybody post an actual sailing related post, dig up some of your
favorites from the past and/or post some new material, lets not let
ALT.SAIL.ASA get swamped by this stinkposter !

set your filters and post !


Hey, good to hear from ya!

John Cairns

captkeywest wrote:
: Hey crew, seems we have had a squall line of OT nonsense posts,

which I hasten to add, before fingers start being pointed this way, had
absolutely nowt to do with me.
had I chosen to flood this place, it would have been ~far~ more effective
and destructive than a mere hipclone sporge, trust me.
personally I prefer to type words rather than unleash a nonsense-bot, but it
would appear that your resident netKKKop fools have now been noticed by
others with fewer scruples than I.
:
: lets shorten sail and weather the storm :

serious suggestion: make the two netKKKopping arseholes who summon the storm
walk the plank before it gains hurricane status?
:
: everybody post an actual sailing related post, dig up some of your
: favorites from the past and/or post some new material, lets not let
: ALT.SAIL.ASA get swamped by this stinkposter !
:
: set your filters and post !

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Zaphod Beeblebrox: Computer, if you don't open that exit hatch pretty
damn pronto, I shall go straight to your major data banks with a very
large axe and give you a reprogramming you will never forget, capisco?
[Pause] Okay. Get the axe.
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...

which I hasten to add, before fingers start being pointed this way, had
absolutely nowt to do with me.
had I chosen to flood this place, it would have been ~far~ more effective
and destructive than a mere hipclone sporge, trust me.
personally I prefer to type words rather than unleash a nonsense-bot, but
it
would appear that your resident netKKKop fools have now been noticed by
others with fewer scruples than I.

Phfffft.... whadda ya gonna do?? Bore me to death with gibberish? "Oh it's
not me but it could be worse..." Wooooooooooooooo.... so frickin' scary!
Give it up and fire it all... get it out of your system... it's by far worse
abuse than netKKKoping..... way worse than the people you "claim" to be
attacking... and , might I say... rather ineffectually.

Let me spell it out like I would to any swarm of cowards...

You guys SUCK! I can kick Gaynzy's ass better than any of you idiots! You
go on about free speech ... yet you try and dictate the parameters.... which
are even worse than the netcops.... you are a pathetic bunch of ass lickers.
Ya sit there at your keyboard and think you can rationalize that telling me
it hurts less if you bone me up the ass instaed of your buddies in the sake
of freedom of ... whatever... and believe for a second that I should fear
you??? Kiss my ass!

If you dared spew that bull**** to me face to face.... don't think for a
minute that I wouldn't slit your friggin throat and pull your yammering
tongue through the hole? **** you you ****in mama's boy dickwad cocksucker.
I've beaten better than you into a coma

I mean all the above only in a nicest way of course... you ****in' dick
licker


serious suggestion: make the two netKKKopping arseholes who summon the
storm
walk the plank before it gains hurricane status?

Suck my ****in' Cock... you cankersore on life..... you can't get the gay
Gaynzy to shut the **** up yourself... so now you dare to threaten me???
**** YOU! You slimey little ****in weasel.

Take your 2 faced crap and peddle it on another corner...... it's far worse
than anything Gaynzy might do. I don't need the help of pansy assed, half
sentient cluster ****s to "help".

So take a ****in clue... grab your demented and idiotic "PETA Activist"
stance on anything and find another ****in' airport to jump up and down like
a fool... can I make it any clearer?

****in Pussy Army..... what a joke!

CM

Mooron, you have some serious personality problems. You need to get help.
Don't you remember... this isn't real life.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:_Jjae.86$tg1.0@edtnps84...

"Steve Leyland" wrote in
message ...

which I hasten to add, before fingers start being pointed this way, had
absolutely nowt to do with me.
had I chosen to flood this place, it would have been ~far~ more effective
and destructive than a mere hipclone sporge, trust me.
personally I prefer to type words rather than unleash a nonsense-bot, but
it
would appear that your resident netKKKop fools have now been noticed by
others with fewer scruples than I.

Phfffft.... whadda ya gonna do?? Bore me to death with gibberish? "Oh
it's not me but it could be worse..." Wooooooooooooooo.... so frickin'
scary! Give it up and fire it all... get it out of your system... it's by
far worse abuse than netKKKoping..... way worse than the people you
"claim" to be attacking... and , might I say... rather ineffectually.

Let me spell it out like I would to any swarm of cowards...

You guys SUCK! I can kick Gaynzy's ass better than any of you idiots! You
go on about free speech ... yet you try and dictate the parameters....
which are even worse than the netcops.... you are a pathetic bunch of ass
lickers. Ya sit there at your keyboard and think you can rationalize that
telling me it hurts less if you bone me up the ass instaed of your buddies
in the sake of freedom of ... whatever... and believe for a second that I
should fear you??? Kiss my ass!

If you dared spew that bull**** to me face to face.... don't think for a
minute that I wouldn't slit your friggin throat and pull your yammering
tongue through the hole? **** you you ****in mama's boy dickwad
cocksucker. I've beaten better than you into a coma

I mean all the above only in a nicest way of course... you ****in' dick
licker


serious suggestion: make the two netKKKopping arseholes who summon the
storm
walk the plank before it gains hurricane status?

Suck my ****in' Cock... you cankersore on life..... you can't get the gay
Gaynzy to shut the **** up yourself... so now you dare to threaten me???
**** YOU! You slimey little ****in weasel.

Take your 2 faced crap and peddle it on another corner...... it's far
worse than anything Gaynzy might do. I don't need the help of pansy assed,
half sentient cluster ****s to "help".

So take a ****in clue... grab your demented and idiotic "PETA Activist"
stance on anything and find another ****in' airport to jump up and down
like a fool... can I make it any clearer?

****in Pussy Army..... what a joke!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
...
Mooron, you have some serious personality problems. You need to get help.
Don't you remember... this isn't real life.

Jon ... clearly I'm in violation of several TOS items..... you should
immediatly report me ... again. Since now I will only lose my newsgroup
account.... you'll be left alone with the Pussy Army.

Real Life???? Jon you spend more time here than anyone else.... are you
telling me you have no life??

CM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" wrote
: in message ...
:
:: which I hasten to add, before fingers start being pointed this way,
:: had absolutely nowt to do with me.
:: had I chosen to flood this place, it would have been ~far~ more
:: effective and destructive than a mere hipclone sporge, trust me.
:: personally I prefer to type words rather than unleash a
:: nonsense-bot, but it
:: would appear that your resident netKKKop fools have now been noticed
:: by others with fewer scruples than I.
:
: Phfffft.... whadda ya gonna do?? Bore me to death with gibberish?
: "Oh it's not me but it could be worse..." Wooooooooooooooo.... so
: frickin' scary! Give it up and fire it all... get it out of your
: system... it's by far worse abuse than netKKKoping..... way worse
: than the people you "claim" to be attacking... and , might I say...
: rather ineffectually.

I'm not "attacking" anyone, this is a discussion. please do treat it as
such.
:
: Let me spell it out like I would to any swarm of cowards...
:
: You guys SUCK! I can kick Gaynzy's ass better than any of you idiots!
: You go on about free speech ... yet you try and dictate the
: parameters.... which are even worse than the netcops.... you are a
: pathetic bunch of ass lickers. Ya sit there at your keyboard and
: think you can rationalize that telling me it hurts less if you bone
: me up the ass instaed of your buddies in the sake of freedom of ...
: whatever... and believe for a second that I should fear you??? Kiss
: my ass!

now calm down, and tell me which "parameters I am dictating", exactly?
all I'm saying is that I'll keep typing here until two netKKKopping
arseholes stop their abusive behaviour is all. sheesh.
:
: If you dared spew that bull**** to me face to face.... don't think
: for a minute that I wouldn't slit your friggin throat and pull your
: yammering tongue through the hole? **** you you ****in mama's boy
: dickwad cocksucker. I've beaten better than you into a coma

now you really have lost the plot. usenet is a game played with words, not
fists.
:
: I mean all the above only in a nicest way of course... you ****in'
: dick licker

ah, gay lames. how very original of you...
:
:
:: serious suggestion: make the two netKKKopping arseholes who summon
:: the storm
:: walk the plank before it gains hurricane status?
:
: Suck my ****in' Cock... you cankersore on life..... you can't get
: the gay Gaynzy to shut the **** up yourself... so now you dare to
: threaten me??? **** YOU! You slimey little ****in weasel.

where exactly did I threaten you?
:
: Take your 2 faced crap and peddle it on another corner...... it's
: far worse than anything Gaynzy might do. I don't need the help of
: pansy assed, half sentient cluster ****s to "help".
:
: So take a ****in clue... grab your demented and idiotic "PETA
: Activist" stance on anything and find another ****in' airport to jump
: up and down like a fool... can I make it any clearer?
:
: ****in Pussy Army..... what a joke!

meow.
:
: CM

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein
================================================== ====================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow

Well, I'd consider it I suppose. But, I'm still not clear about what you
think you've done. Besides, why would I want you to lose your newsgroup
account? You're such a nice fellow.

I do?? Gee, I thought I had a real life. Perhaps you're thinking of the
flonkers?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:y8kae.96$tg1.49@edtnps84...

"JG" wrote in message
...
Mooron, you have some serious personality problems. You need to get help.
Don't you remember... this isn't real life.

Jon ... clearly I'm in violation of several TOS items..... you should
immediatly report me ... again. Since now I will only lose my newsgroup
account.... you'll be left alone with the Pussy Army.

Real Life???? Jon you spend more time here than anyone else.... are you
telling me you have no life??

CM

nice cowering, Jon.

SV

"JG" wrote in message
...
Well, I'd consider it I suppose. But, I'm still not clear about what
you
think you've done. Besides, why would I want you to lose your
newsgroup
account? You're such a nice fellow.

I do?? Gee, I thought I had a real life. Perhaps you're thinking of
the
flonkers?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:y8kae.96$tg1.49@edtnps84...

"JG" wrote in message
...
Mooron, you have some serious personality problems. You need to
get help.
Don't you remember... this isn't real life.

Jon ... clearly I'm in violation of several TOS items..... you
should
immediatly report me ... again. Since now I will only lose my
newsgroup
account.... you'll be left alone with the Pussy Army.

Real Life???? Jon you spend more time here than anyone else....
are you
telling me you have no life??

CM

Squall line???
Bah! Sheet in!
Put the coffee pot back on.
Are ye a sailor or WHAT?


Scotty


"captkeywest" wrote in message
oups.com...
Hey crew, seems we have had a squall line of OT nonsense posts,

lets shorten sail and weather the storm :

everybody post an actual sailing related post, dig up some of your
favorites from the past and/or post some new material, lets not let
ALT.SAIL.ASA get swamped by this stinkposter !

set your filters and post !