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I've gone 'round and I'm back.
Yes sir! Been lurking here for a fortnight and discovered who are
the captains and who are the crew. I'm hoping to be friends with these sailing captains if I may. Capt. Mooron, Capt. Joe, Capt. Neal, Capt. Stewart, Capt. Tadpole, Capt. Gilligan, Capt. Donal, Capt. Vernon, Capt. Rob, Capt. King, Capt. Wiley and any others I forgot to mention who wish to return a shake on my extended hand and have the experience to discuss sailing with me - an experienced lone-hander who's seen the world. I'll sail right by the women and children and not waste my time on them. I'll sail right by the fishermen and let them ply their trade but they won't hook old Joshua. Fair Winds, Capt. Josh |
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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns |
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"John Cairns" wrote in
m: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns Beg pardon, sir? Might ye be offended for not being put on the Captains list? Sorry, lad, but I've seen little or no evidence of why you should be. I'll keep an open mind and if I see you acting like a captain then a captain ye shall be... Fair winds, Capt. Josh -- "You must then know the sea and know that you know it and not forget that it was meant to be sailed over" |
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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... "John Cairns" wrote in m: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns Nil, yer a child. How cruelly ironic, assuming the identity of a real sailor. Do you think that circling the mooring in your floating roach motel is the same as sailing around the world? "That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was, stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager." -- Peggie Bwahhahahahhahhahhahaha. John Cairns |
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"John Cairns" wrote in
m: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... "John Cairns" wrote in m: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns Nil, yer a child. How cruelly ironic, assuming the identity of a real sailor. Do you think that circling the mooring in your floating roach motel is the same as sailing around the world? "That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was, stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager." Mr. Cairns, Since ye insists upon acting like a child I can see no further reason to abide yer childishness. I said I'll sail right by the fishermen, lad, so I'll not be a speakin to you till such time as ye learn some manners and speak about sailing instead of codswollup. Fair winds, Capt. Josh -- "You must then know the sea and know that you know it and not forget that it was meant to be sailed over" |
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Oh... well, I kf'd him a long time ago (and this incarnation also)
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "John Cairns" wrote in message m... "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... "John Cairns" wrote in m: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns Nil, yer a child. How cruelly ironic, assuming the identity of a real sailor. Do you think that circling the mooring in your floating roach motel is the same as sailing around the world? "That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was, stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager." -- Peggie Bwahhahahahhahhahhahaha. John Cairns |
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On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 01:32:37 GMT, "John Cairns"
wrote this crap: "That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was, stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager." More like, "Stark naked, clinging to a brass pole, while customers howled around me at the gay club." This post is 100% free of steroids |
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**** you, asshole. I'm gonna report you to your ISP for that.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Sat, 09 Apr 2005 01:32:37 GMT, "John Cairns" wrote this crap: "That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was, stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager." More like, "Stark naked, clinging to a brass pole, while customers howled around me at the gay club." This post is 100% free of steroids |
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Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.
-- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com "John Cairns" wrote in message m... "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message ... YAWN. How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel? John Cairns |
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"JG" wrote in message ... Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding. -- "j" ganz @@ www.sailnow.com Only netKKKop supporters listen to netKKKops. CN |
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