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Joshua Slocum April 9th 05 01:57 AM

I've gone 'round and I'm back.
 
Yes sir! Been lurking here for a fortnight and discovered who are
the captains and who are the crew.

I'm hoping to be friends with these sailing captains if I may.

Capt. Mooron, Capt. Joe, Capt. Neal, Capt. Stewart, Capt. Tadpole,
Capt. Gilligan, Capt. Donal, Capt. Vernon, Capt. Rob, Capt. King,
Capt. Wiley and any others I forgot to mention who wish to return
a shake on my extended hand and have the experience to discuss
sailing with me - an experienced lone-hander who's seen the world.

I'll sail right by the women and children and not waste my time on
them. I'll sail right by the fishermen and let them ply their trade
but they won't hook old Joshua.

Fair Winds,
Capt. Josh

John Cairns April 9th 05 02:03 AM


"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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YAWN.

How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel?

John Cairns



Joshua Slocum April 9th 05 02:14 AM

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YAWN.

How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel?

John Cairns




Beg pardon, sir? Might ye be offended for not being put on the
Captains list? Sorry, lad, but I've seen little or no evidence
of why you should be. I'll keep an open mind and if I see you
acting like a captain then a captain ye shall be...

Fair winds,
Capt. Josh

--

"You must then know the sea and know that you know it
and not forget that it was meant to be sailed over"

JG April 9th 05 02:23 AM

Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.

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"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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YAWN.

How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel?

John Cairns




John Cairns April 9th 05 02:32 AM


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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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YAWN.

How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel?

John Cairns


Nil, yer a child. How cruelly ironic, assuming the identity of a real
sailor. Do you think that circling the mooring in your floating roach motel
is the same as sailing around the world?

"That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you... Years ago when
I didn't have enough sense to stay off alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted
in a thread about a storm something to the effect that "there I was,
stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas howled around
me"...the first reply was, "and then someone called the marina manager."

--
Peggie

Bwahhahahahhahhahhahaha.

John Cairns



Capt. Neal® April 9th 05 02:33 AM


"JG" wrote in message ...
Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.

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"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com


Only netKKKop supporters listen to netKKKops.

CN

John Cairns April 9th 05 02:40 AM


"JG" wrote in message
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Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.

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www.sailnow.com


That isn't just any idiot, that's our resident k00k!

John Cairns



Joshua Slocum April 9th 05 02:42 AM

"John Cairns" wrote in
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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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"John Cairns" wrote in
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"Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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YAWN.

How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian
drivel?

John Cairns


Nil, yer a child. How cruelly ironic, assuming the identity of
a real sailor. Do you think that circling the mooring in your
floating roach motel is the same as sailing around the world?

"That said, I'll share a funny story about him with you...
Years ago when I didn't have enough sense to stay off
alt.sailing.whatever, Neal posted
in a thread about a storm something to the effect that
"there I was,
stark naked, clinging to the mast while the winds and seas
howled around me"...the first reply was, "and then someone
called the marina manager."


Mr. Cairns,

Since ye insists upon acting like a child I can see no further
reason to abide yer childishness. I said I'll sail right by the
fishermen, lad, so I'll not be a speakin to you till such time as
ye learn some manners and speak about sailing instead of
codswollup.

Fair winds,
Capt. Josh

--

"You must then know the sea and know that you know it
and not forget that it was meant to be sailed over"

Steve Leyland April 9th 05 04:10 AM

JG wrote:
: Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.

ahaaa. finally given up sending abuse reports about us, plonker?
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:: "Joshua Slocum" wrote in message
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:: YAWN.
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:: How long does it take you to think up this ****tardian drivel?
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:: John Cairns

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And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
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And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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JG April 9th 05 04:59 AM

Which one?

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"j" ganz @@
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"John Cairns" wrote in message
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"JG" wrote in message
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Just plonk em. Those databasix idiots aren't worth the keyboarding.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com


That isn't just any idiot, that's our resident k00k!

John Cairns





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