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Farting machine (was PROPOSAL: alt.binaries.dvdr.nzb)
2Rowdy wrote:
: Message : , : by author tm aka inspired me, :: Steve Leyland wrote: :: ::: BarB wrote: :::: 2Rowdy wrote: :::: ::::: A Citroen driver is impenetrable to insults. :::: :::: My father drove a Citroen in the 60s. When you parked it, it gave :::: an enormous fart and settled about six inches into the pavement. :::: Do they still do that? Scared the bejesus out of passers-by. ::: ::: now I want one. a car that farts at pedestrians has to be a good ::: thing. :: :: Especially if it has a built in ignitor. Any of this covered in a :: faq somewhere, 2Rowdy? : : If you don't mind, I need to get a bit technical now. : My car has balls. : : Thanks to the balls the car floats. : I guess the model of my car is the last model that farts. Never models : have an antifart ball. : That ball also prevents the car from dropping onto the pavement when : the engine shuts down. : So it's a sort of a fart collecting ball, keeping the car upright. : : Like I said, my car doesn't have such a ball. My car has enough balls. : It's unnatural to stay upright when the engine stops. : : New cars refuse to fart nor do they drop. : : No FAQ needed. This is not a frequently asked question. : Besides. My balls are not intended as subject for discussion. resists stong temptation to crosspoast to alt.testicles.* I've seen the balls you refer to, they are green, yes? and when one of them failed on a BX a mate was driving, he lost brake servo, power steering and suspension all at once. hence suddenly he wasn't driving a boat, it was more like driving a slab of concrete. poor design. -- Steve Leyland mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9 em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept) http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/ http://www.radioxanadu.tk =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^= Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet. - Frank Zappa ================================================== ==================== "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles ================================================== ==================== "This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles ================================================== ==================== "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every ****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy ================================================== ==================== "I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green. And the gates of this Chapel were shut And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door; So I turned to the Garden of Love That so many sweet flowers bore. And I saw it was filled with graves, And tombstones where flowers should be; And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds, And binding with briars my joys and desires." William Blake. ================================================== ==================== "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment." Native American prophecy |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~) /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--'' |,4) ./ ' ; ;/' '-~~;'@ ( ; ; _.--'' _.-_..' .;.' (,_..----''' (,..--'' Meow |
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