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by author Steve Leyland aka
inspired me,
2Rowdy wrote:
Message
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by author tm aka inspired me,
Steve Leyland wrote:

BarB wrote:
2Rowdy wrote:

A Citroen driver is impenetrable to insults.

My father drove a Citroen in the 60s. When you parked it, it
gave an enormous fart and settled about six inches into the
pavement. Do they still do that? Scared the bejesus out of
passers-by.

now I want one. a car that farts at pedestrians has to be a good
thing.

Especially if it has a built in ignitor. Any of this covered in a
faq somewhere, 2Rowdy?

If you don't mind, I need to get a bit technical now.
My car has balls.

Thanks to the balls the car floats.
I guess the model of my car is the last model that farts. Never
models have an antifart ball.
That ball also prevents the car from dropping onto the pavement
when the engine shuts down.
So it's a sort of a fart collecting ball, keeping the car upright.

Like I said, my car doesn't have such a ball. My car has enough
balls. It's unnatural to stay upright when the engine stops.

New cars refuse to fart nor do they drop.

No FAQ needed. This is not a frequently asked question.
Besides. My balls are not intended as subject for discussion.

resists stong temptation to crosspoast to alt.testicles.*
I've seen the balls you refer to, they are green, yes?
and when one of them failed on a BX a mate was driving, he lost
brake servo, power steering and suspension all at once. hence
suddenly he wasn't driving a boat, it was more like driving a slab
of concrete. poor design.

That wasn't a ball that broke. It must have been one of the pipes
towards the green balls.
And yes. If one of those pipes breaks you are in deep, deep, deep
trouble.
Citroen drivers are stong believers in higher powers to protect them
against braking pipes.
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