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katysails March 22nd 05 02:07 AM

Snow melted today...you're going to have to wait until next November...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 21:47:53 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Well I certainly don't need assistance with that...



I'm waiting.



"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sun, 20 Mar 2005 14:47:35 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I can do anything better than you...

Try writing your name in the snow, by yourself.





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katysails March 22nd 05 02:08 AM

More or less...

"Scout" wrote in message
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aren't they all?

"katysails" wrote in message
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Is that a loaded question?

"Scout" wrote in message
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could be, could be.
perhaps we could both be diagnosed with the same test?
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
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What the heck is that supposed to be? A Rorschach nightmare?


"Scout" wrote in message
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yes, I've seen Katy's signature. It looks like this:






"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:_4h%d.83203$fc4.49448@edtnps89...
Can you spell your name by peeing in the snow??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I can do anything better than you...

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Sat, 19 Mar 2005 23:30:42 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Horvath" wrote in message

Yes you can.....

No you can't

yes you can...

No you can't.

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katysails March 22nd 05 02:09 AM

Now you're going to have to explain that one..

"Scout" wrote in message
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Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout

"katysails" wrote in message
Huh? What does the manual instructions for a keyboard have to do with
playing? And no, at this point, I probably don't play any better than
anyone...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of my
left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed against a brick
wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never restored
flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much katytype...some days
they just don't want to work at all...once upon a time, though, I did
play well...not brilliantly, but pleasantly..






katysails March 23rd 05 03:28 AM

You a naughty person..

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Can you spell your name by peeing in the snow??


Does it have to be her own pee?


Regards


Donal
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CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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I can do anything better than you...







Horvath March 23rd 05 03:42 AM

On Tue, 22 Mar 2005 23:55:23 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap:


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:_4h%d.83203$fc4.49448@edtnps89...
Can you spell your name by peeing in the snow??


Does it have to be her own pee?


Are you going to give her a hand?






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Capt. Mooron March 23rd 05 04:03 AM


"Donal" wrote in message

Does it have to be her own pee?


Not really... but it's harder when you have to use both hands to write.

CM



Scout March 23rd 05 07:58 AM

"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of my
left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed against a brick
wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never restored
flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much katytype...some days
they just don't want to work at all [snip]


"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout


"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..



The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach who
had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap headfirst
onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to capitalize his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy



Horvath March 23rd 05 11:18 AM

On Wed, 23 Mar 2005 04:03:52 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:


"Donal" wrote in message

Does it have to be her own pee?


Not really... but it's harder when you have to use both hands to write.



Been thinking about this for a long time, have we?





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katysails March 25th 05 02:48 AM

oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and shmoes....and
the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of
my left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed against a
brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never restored
flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much katytype...some days
they just don't want to work at all [snip]


"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout


"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..



The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach
who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap
headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to capitalize
his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy





Capt. Neal® March 25th 05 02:53 AM



Hey Katysails,

**** YOU!!! You are one smarmy bitch and a skanky whore as well.

Go ahead. Try to get me kicked off individual net. I'm gone at the end
of the month anyway because I will NOT pay for their crummy service.

P.S. Ganz is your lover! He's not a fag after all - just a whoremonger.

CN
"katysails" wrote in message ...
oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and shmoes....and
the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of
my left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed against a
brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never restored
flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much katytype...some days
they just don't want to work at all [snip]


"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout


"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..



The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach
who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap
headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to capitalize
his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy






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