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katysails March 25th 05 03:06 AM

True colors flying once again...knew you couldn't keep it up...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Hey Katysails,
**** YOU!!! You are one smarmy bitch and a skanky whore as well.
Go ahead. Try to get me kicked off individual net. I'm gone at the end
of the month anyway because I will NOT pay for their crummy service.

P.S. Ganz is your lover! He's not a fag after all - just a whoremonger.

CN
"katysails" wrote in message
...
oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and shmoes....and
the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of
my left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed against a
brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never
restored flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much
katytype...some days they just don't want to work at all [snip]

"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout

"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..


The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach
who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap
headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to
capitalize his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy





Capt. Neal® March 25th 05 03:09 AM



I have no problem 'keeping it up'. Too bad the same cannot be said about
your poor husband. (Not that I blame him.)

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
True colors flying once again...knew you couldn't keep it up...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ...


Hey Katysails,
**** YOU!!! You are one smarmy bitch and a skanky whore as well.
Go ahead. Try to get me kicked off individual net. I'm gone at the end
of the month anyway because I will NOT pay for their crummy service.

P.S. Ganz is your lover! He's not a fag after all - just a whoremonger.

CN
"katysails" wrote in message ...
oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and shmoes....and the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message ...
"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm of my left hand are fused in places from my hand being
smashed against a brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy never restored flexibility...also one of the
reasons why so much katytype...some days they just don't want to work at all [snip]

"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout

"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..


The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write
he must leap headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to capitalize his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy






katysails March 25th 05 03:16 AM

Methinks you protest too much...


"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


I have no problem 'keeping it up'. Too bad the same cannot be said about
your poor husband. (Not that I blame him.)

CN


"katysails" wrote in message
...
True colors flying once again...knew you couldn't keep it up...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Hey Katysails,
**** YOU!!! You are one smarmy bitch and a skanky whore as well.
Go ahead. Try to get me kicked off individual net. I'm gone at the end
of the month anyway because I will NOT pay for their crummy service.

P.S. Ganz is your lover! He's not a fag after all - just a whoremonger.

CN
"katysails" wrote in message
...
oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and
shmoes....and the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm
of my left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed
against a brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy
never restored flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much
katytype...some days they just don't want to work at all [snip]

"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout

"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..


The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a
cockroach who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he
must leap headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable
to capitalize his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy








Capt. Neal® March 25th 05 03:23 AM



Methinks you secretly want me . . .

CN

"katysails" wrote in message ...
Methinks you protest too much...



Lady Pilot March 25th 05 03:37 AM


"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"katysails" wrote:
Methinks you protest too much...


Methinks you secretly want me . . .


Heheheee! I have no doubt about it! How obvious does it have to be for
anyone to see?

Look how many posts she's made to you tonight. Katy's been waiting at her
keyboard all night waiting for you...

Poor katysails, can't imagine what kind of relationship she has with her
"husband".

LP



Capt. Neal® March 25th 05 03:43 AM



Bwahahhahahahhahahhahhah!

I'm sure Katy has a more erotic relationship with her forefinger than her husband.

It's pretty obvious she's a frustrated woman. When's the last time she sailed? Probably
September or October. Come to think of it. That's also about the last time she slept with
her husband . . .

CN

CN


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message news:hIL0e.3319$TZ.75@okepread06...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote:
"katysails" wrote:
Methinks you protest too much...


Methinks you secretly want me . . .


Heheheee! I have no doubt about it! How obvious does it have to be for anyone to see?

Look how many posts she's made to you tonight. Katy's been waiting at her keyboard all night waiting for you...

Poor katysails, can't imagine what kind of relationship she has with her "husband".

LP




JG March 25th 05 04:38 AM

Neal has finally lost it! Katy, tell me you didn't report him....

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katysails" wrote in message
...
True colors flying once again...knew you couldn't keep it up...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...


Hey Katysails,
**** YOU!!! You are one smarmy bitch and a skanky whore as well.
Go ahead. Try to get me kicked off individual net. I'm gone at the end
of the month anyway because I will NOT pay for their crummy service.

P.S. Ganz is your lover! He's not a fag after all - just a whoremonger.

CN
"katysails" wrote in message
...
oh....I wasn't around back then...but I remember Pogo...and
shmoes....and the Phantom....

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"katysails" wrote in message
[snip] ...the bones in the ring finger, little finger and the palm
of my left hand are fused in places from my hand being smashed
against a brick wall by a recalcitrant foal...the physical therapy
never restored flexibility...also one of the reasons why so much
katytype...some days they just don't want to work at all [snip]

"Scout" wrote in message
Archie the cockroach would call you lucky!
Scout

"katysails" wrote Now you're going to have to explain that one..


The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach
who had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap
headfirst onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to
capitalize his letters.

****************
the lesson of the moth

i was talking to a moth
the other evening
he was trying to break into
an electric light bulb
and fry himself on the wires

why do you fellows
pull this stunt i asked him
because it is the conventional
thing for moths or why
if that had been an uncovered
candle instead of an electric
light bulb you would
now be a small unsightly cinder
have you no sense

plenty of it he answered
but at times we get tired
of using it
we get bored with the routine
and crave beauty
and excitement
fire is beautiful
and we know that if we get
too close it will kill us
but what does that matter
it is better to be happy
for a moment
and be burned up with beauty
than to live a long time
and be bored all the while
so we wad all our life up
into one little roll

and then we shoot the roll
that is what life is for
it is better to be a part of beauty
for one instant and then cease to
exist than to exist forever
and never be a part of beauty
our attitude toward life
is come easy go easy
we are like human beings
used to be before they became
too civilized to enjoy themselves

and before i could argue him
out of his philosophy
he went and immolated himself
on a patent cigar lighter
i do not agree with him
myself i would rather have
half the happiness and twice
the longevity

but at the same time i wish
there was something i wanted
as badly as he wanted to fry himself

archy







Lady Pilot March 25th 05 05:30 AM


"JG" wrote:
Neal has finally lost it! Katy, tell me you didn't report him....


Of course she did! You two are just two snitches in a pod...

LP



JG March 25th 05 07:06 AM

Sorry, but it's my firm policy to neither confirm nor deny such things.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
news:ZlN0e.3651$TZ.896@okepread06...

"JG" wrote:
Neal has finally lost it! Katy, tell me you didn't report him....


Of course she did! You two are just two snitches in a pod...

LP




Flying Tadpole March 25th 05 12:32 PM

Ha! it's been 20 years at least. TIme I went back and read A&M
again! Thanks for the prod, Scout!

FT

Scout wrote:



The character of Archy, created by Don Marquis in 1916, was a cockroach who
had been a pet in a previous incarnation. To write he must leap headfirst
onto the keys of a typewriter, and thus is unable to capitalize his letters.

snips


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