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A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without the use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?

How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?

What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?

Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by lightning?

Does Ms. Terry wear panties?

Amen!

Great balls of fire!

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Bob Crantz wrote:
A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without the

use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?


No..Joe has an up to date card with all the TVDMC info needed.

How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?


By boxing?


What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?


My balls?



Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by

lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


Bob Crantz


Joe

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"Joe" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:
A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without the

use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?


No..Joe has an up to date card with all the TVDMC info needed.


Well it's a start...


How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?


By boxing?


It's a start...



What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?


My balls?


Your little balls... Jeez Joe get with the program!




Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by

lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


EL WRONGO!


CM


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Capt. Mooron wrote:
"Joe" wrote in message
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Bob Crantz wrote:
A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without

the
use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?


No..Joe has an up to date card with all the TVDMC info needed.


Well it's a start...


What else do I need?



How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?


By boxing?


It's a start...


What else should I do?



What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?


My balls?


Your little balls... Jeez Joe get with the program!



My balls are 10-15 lbs each



Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by

lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


EL WRONGO!


Tell me that when your carving out melted electrical lines in your
inferior plastic hull.

Joe




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What else do I need?


The magnetic fields on that full metal jacket dud are intense!

How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?

By boxing?


It's a start...


What else should I do?


Get a fiberglass boat and you wouldn't need to adjust your balls everytime
you wanna get a line laid!




What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?

My balls?


Your little balls... Jeez Joe get with the program!



My balls are 10-15 lbs each


so your quadrants are only 2lbs each?




Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by
lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


EL WRONGO!


Tell me that when your carving out melted electrical lines in your
inferior plastic hull.


You'll fry like and egg Joe....

CM




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RedCloud has been hit twice by lighting Mooron. I was onboard both
times.

My neighbors P40 was hit once and it melted everything electrical on
his boat...EVERYTHING.

Only thing affected on my boat was a TV.... I had a pair or rabbit
ears ziptied to the forward stay. Everthing else was fine.

Joe

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My balls are 10-15 lbs each


Joe, stop teasing Jonathan! He won't be able to sleep after reading about
your 15 lb balls.



Regards


Donal
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Donal wrote:

"Joe" wrote in message
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My balls are 10-15 lbs each


Joe, stop teasing Jonathan! He won't be able to sleep after reading about
your 15 lb balls.


More likely Mooron won't be able to sleep.
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There's more to it than you think:

http://www.whautopilots.com/Application%20Notes/


Steel yachts may be floating magnets (hard iron problems) or just have a lot
steel paths to deviate external magnetic fields(soft iron problems).

The hard iron effects can come about when the vessel is moored in a
North/South direction for long periods of time (and by other, less
understood reactions, from welding and cutting). Hard iron magnetism can be
removed by applying a large AC magnetic field to the entire vessel. This
"degaussing " technique was used on large commercial and military vessels
about 60 years ago. The local degaussing station was located under the water
at Jefferson Head (just north of Bainbridge Island, WA). The shore control
building would apply huge AC currents to a giant underwater coil just as a
vessel positioned its self directly over the coils. The entire steel vessel
would hum at 60 Hz! I know of no existing degaussing station still in
operation. Another , solution, though not too practical, is to change the
vessel's direction at the dock by 90 degrees every month or so.


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Bob Crantz wrote:
A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without the

use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?


No..Joe has an up to date card with all the TVDMC info needed.

How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?


By boxing?


What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?


My balls?



Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by

lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


Bob Crantz


Joe



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http://www.mdsg.umces.edu/CB/lightning.html

"A lightning strike can also magnetize a keel or other, metal fittings,
rendering your compass useless."


"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com...

Bob Crantz wrote:
A magnetic compass is basically useless on a steel boat without the

use of
quadrential spheres.

Does Joe ever get his boat degaussed?


No..Joe has an up to date card with all the TVDMC info needed.

How would Joe check the alignment of his spheres?


By boxing?


What is the common term for the quadrential spheres?


My balls?



Would Joe have to re-align the compass if his boat was hit by

lightning?


No. The lighting bolt would travel thru RedCloud not affecting any
equipment like it would on an in-ferior plasctic boat.


Bob Crantz


Joe





 
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