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bar fight!
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Scout wrote:
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! That's not fair... you can't cherry-pick a team like that. If you take Ol' Thom you need a handicap... Horvath DSK |
Too late Doug, you're teamed up with Neal and Jon.
Scotty "DSK" wrote in message . .. Scout wrote: Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! That's not fair... you can't cherry-pick a team like that. If you take Ol' Thom you need a handicap... Horvath DSK |
Scott Vernon wrote:
Too late Doug, you're teamed up with Neal and Jon. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DSK |
"DSK" wrote in message . .. Scott Vernon wrote: Too late Doug, you're teamed up with Neal and Jon. NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Shall I take that as a forfeit? SBV |
Too late Doug, you're teamed up with Neal and Jon.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Scott Vernon wrote: Shall I take that as a forfeit? Let me put it this way... do *you* want to look at the Crapton wearing wrestling tights? I ain't even going NEAR that!! DSK |
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!
My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''.
Scotty "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. No way am I gonna get weaseled into having to save those two frail wimps.... they're on their own! CM |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:ub3Yd.30853$fc4.21516@edtnps89... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. No way am I gonna get weaseled into having to save those two frail wimps.... they're on their own! Ozzy would prolly chicken out and send his wife in his place. SV |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:ub3Yd.30853$fc4.21516@edtnps89... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. No way am I gonna get weaseled into having to save those two frail wimps.... they're on their own! Ozzy would prolly chicken out and send his wife in his place. Seein' as it seems she wear the pants... I don't doubt it. CM |
Can I be a cheerleader?
"Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Me and my partner, Trish Stratus, will take you on.
I'll let Trish do my lightwork for me. http://www.trishstratus.com/ CN "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:%c1Yd.18057$i6.6170@edtnps90... You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Of course! You'll need some of those saddle shoes though.
"katysails" wrote in message ... Can I be a cheerleader? "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
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Scott Vernon wrote: Too late Doug, you're teamed up with Neal and Jon. Scotty "DSK" wrote in message ... Scout wrote: Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! That's not fair... you can't cherry-pick a team like that. If you take Ol' Thom you need a handicap... Horvath DSK Neal would not be interested in anyone but an ugly woman; therefore, it would be Horvath. -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
In article %c1Yd.18057$i6.6170@edtnps90,
Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout Yeah, the man who loves chickens.... bwahahahaaa... -- Jonathan Ganz (j gan z @ $ail no w.c=o=m) http://www.sailnow.com "If there's no wind, row." |
"Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout If you feel that you need a team behind you, then I'm afraid that you have already lost. If you feel that you need Scotty or Ole Thom on your team, then I suspect that you suffer from low self esteem. As you think that you need *both* Scotty and Ole Thom to support you in your efforts, I can only conclude that you know that your own abilities are no match for the majority of asa posters. Like Mooron, I like to stand on my own two feet....... Unlike Mooron, I do it with panache! Regards Donal -- |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. Scotty 'scuse me! I'm not foreign. Regards Donal -- |
and you call yourself Irish?
Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout If you feel that you need a team behind you, then I'm afraid that you have already lost. If you feel that you need Scotty or Ole Thom on your team, then I suspect that you suffer from low self esteem. As you think that you need *both* Scotty and Ole Thom to support you in your efforts, I can only conclude that you know that your own abilities are no match for the majority of asa posters. Like Mooron, I like to stand on my own two feet....... Unlike Mooron, I do it with panache! Regards Donal -- |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:Lo3Yd.31092$fc4.6818@edtnps89... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:ub3Yd.30853$fc4.21516@edtnps89... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. No way am I gonna get weaseled into having to save those two frail wimps.... they're on their own! Ozzy would prolly chicken out and send his wife in his place. Seein' as it seems she wear the pants... I don't doubt it. Why shouldn't she wear the pants? After all, she earned the money that paid for them! She deserves to get a cup of tea in bed every morning! Regards Donal -- |
"Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know what I am. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
a relative, apparently.
Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know what I am. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG
my vote is for Scout. JR Scout wrote: a relative, apparently. Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know what I am. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
Panache my ass;
Panache can't make it past the first stiff jab to the nose. It goes , "Right out the window" as the eyes start watering. AND; you're a foreigner twice removed; A Mick living in England and posting in a American Sailing Assoc. discussion group. Come to think of it, you desire a smack in the nose and a good swift kick; Right in your Panache Ole Thom |
I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down,
drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Can you "Shake'em" and carry a sign card??
CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Can I be a cheerleader? "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Yep, when in a bar fight, I always stick with the local lads!
Scout "Thom Stewart" wrote in message ... Panache my ass; Panache can't make it past the first stiff jab to the nose. It goes , "Right out the window" as the eyes start watering. AND; you're a foreigner twice removed; A Mick living in England and posting in a American Sailing Assoc. discussion group. Come to think of it, you desire a smack in the nose and a good swift kick; Right in your Panache Ole Thom |
"Donal" wrote in message Unlike Mooron, I do it with a panacke! You fight with a pancake???? CM |
I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard.
Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
I think he's referring to the wrestling move.
Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:Qw6Yd.18942$i6.8173@edtnps90... "Donal" wrote in message Unlike Mooron, I do it with a panacke! You fight with a pancake???? CM |
Thanks JR, a toast to your good health and good taste!
Scout "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my vote is for Scout. JR Scout wrote: a relative, apparently. Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know what I am. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
Both my little brothers were hired on as bouncers when they arrived in
Yellowknife looking for work..... I've never undertaken employment that required violence... I never mix business and pleasure. CM "Scout" wrote in message ... I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard. Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my vote is for Scout. If there was ever an election to select the most blatant suck-up on this NG my vote is for JR CM |
Ah Yes.. the famous Irish Crepe Suzette manoeuvre....
CM "Scout" wrote in message ... I think he's referring to the wrestling move. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:Qw6Yd.18942$i6.8173@edtnps90... "Donal" wrote in message Unlike Mooron, I do it with a panacke! You fight with a pancake???? CM |
I had a pair of those in high school....nasty things....they don't look good
unless you scuff them all up but then the nuns get after you about it and you have to smear all that white baby shoe polish on them... "Scout" wrote in message ... Of course! You'll need some of those saddle shoes though. "katysails" wrote in message ... Can I be a cheerleader? "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
That's right! He's just alien!
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. Scotty 'scuse me! I'm not foreign. Regards Donal -- |
Why do you think that's something to brag about? Just curious...
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
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