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I worked as a campus security guard....I pinned a 16 y/o kid to a cigarette
machine when he had his arm stuck up inside trying to get a freebie...I was always glad nothing more exciting ever happened! "Scout" wrote in message ... I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard. Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Capt. You can enjoy a person's humor and not agree with their political
views. I have nothing to gain by sucking up to anyone. I do think humor is better than the mindless blathering that goes on here. After all is said and done no one has changed anyone's mind. JR Capt. Mooron wrote: "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my vote is for Scout. If there was ever an election to select the most blatant suck-up on this NG my vote is for JR CM |
katysails wrote: I worked as a campus security guard....I pinned a 16 y/o kid to a cigarette machine when he had his arm stuck up inside trying to get a freebie... Thats nothing, While onboard the USS Samuel Gompers AD-37 a friend and I locked a nearly naked young lady in with the gedunk machines, the ladies bearthing was just across the passage way. Seems after returning from liberty she staggered over for a late night sugar fix. Drew quite a crowd before they found the key to let her out. Glad she never found out who locked the gate! Joe "Scout" wrote in message ... I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard. Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Duh... YEAH!
It's one of the toughest bars in the NWT. They had six squad cars and half the RCMP detachment arrive to the last one I was in.... I started it by smackin' the local martial arts instructor when he stole my seat at the bar. Everyone got in on it in minutes.... the whole place was wrecked... Sam barred me for a month!! Tell you what... I didn't need to fight for at least a year after that one.... CM "katysails" wrote in message ... Why do you think that's something to brag about? Just curious... "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90... I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you. If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to finish my drink with when the fighting is done. Scout "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89... I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew! My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ups.com... We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL! Scout Capt. Mooron wrote: You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man Mucho-Mooron! O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!! CM "Scout" wrote in message ... Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it. $20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a steel cage match! Scout |
Where my boots?
Joe |
"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message . .. Capt. You can enjoy a person's humor and not agree with their political views. I have nothing to gain by sucking up to anyone. I do think humor is better than the mindless blathering that goes on here. After all is said and done no one has changed anyone's mind. Well JR... if you are arguing in an attempt to change anyone's mind here... you are wasting your time. Some of the posters don't even agree with the stance they take here.... Nonetheless... rhetoric and wit is abundant on this group.... unfortunately you've not managed to contribute as much as you've managed to complain. CM |
I don't have time to contribute I'm too busy laughing at your fighting
prowess at the Gold Range saloon. Prancing at the LeFrolic Bistro Bar is probably closer to the truth. JR Capt. Mooron wrote: "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message . .. Capt. You can enjoy a person's humor and not agree with their political views. I have nothing to gain by sucking up to anyone. I do think humor is better than the mindless blathering that goes on here. After all is said and done no one has changed anyone's mind. Well JR... if you are arguing in an attempt to change anyone's mind here... you are wasting your time. Some of the posters don't even agree with the stance they take here.... Nonetheless... rhetoric and wit is abundant on this group.... unfortunately you've not managed to contribute as much as you've managed to complain. CM |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:Xr8Yd.19363$i6.11740@edtnps90... Well JR... if you are arguing in an attempt to change anyone's mind here... you are wasting your time. Some of the posters don't even agree with the stance they take here.... Nonetheless... rhetoric and wit is abundant on this group.... unfortunately you've not managed to contribute as much as you've managed to complain. CM Well said and proof that you have superior logic and reasoning. Will you not use that gift on other than men? Ignoring attempting to improve the brains of the other half of the human race is a waste of God's gifts to men. CN |
"Joe" wrote in message Where my boots? You can wear your Flip-Flops on this one... CM |
"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . I don't have time to contribute I'm too busy laughing at your fighting prowess at the Gold Range saloon. Prancing at the LeFrolic Bistro Bar is probably closer to the truth. Pierre owns Le Frolic.... It used to be The Unicorn Pub. Sam's Monkey Tree is owned by another friend of mine who bought it from Sam who owned the Gold Range.... I believe Sam is retired now. The Rec Hall... another great bar.... used to be right across from the Gold Range. I've also been in fights at the Boiler room Bar in Norman Wells, The Zoo in Inuvik and the Back Eddy in Hay River. Have you never been in a bar fight JR?? CM |
Yes. But getting the **** kicked out of you is nothing to brag about.
JR Capt. Mooron wrote: "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . I don't have time to contribute I'm too busy laughing at your fighting prowess at the Gold Range saloon. Prancing at the LeFrolic Bistro Bar is probably closer to the truth. Pierre owns Le Frolic.... It used to be The Unicorn Pub. Sam's Monkey Tree is owned by another friend of mine who bought it from Sam who owned the Gold Range.... I believe Sam is retired now. The Rec Hall... another great bar.... used to be right across from the Gold Range. I've also been in fights at the Boiler room Bar in Norman Wells, The Zoo in Inuvik and the Back Eddy in Hay River. Have you never been in a bar fight JR?? CM |
"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message Yes. But getting the **** kicked out of you is nothing to brag about. I can't recall more than some bruises and a cut eye.... coupla' hairline fractures. By far the worst damage I've seen done is what happened to a buddy of mine as we were walking home from the bar.... It's winter and minus 30c.. my buddy spots what he believes is a beer can on the side walk... he runs up and kicks it with everthing he's got... it turns out to be a portion of a steel post embedded in concrete that was sheared off by the plow. CM |
that hurt just reading it
Ouchhhhh |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message Well said and proof that you have superior logic and reasoning. Will you not use that gift on other than men? Ignoring attempting to improve the brains of the other half of the human race is a waste of God's gifts to men. To believe that you can alter a millennia of genetic coding by introduction to logic.... illustrates you have not thought this through. CM |
Hey, it worked for Mr. Spock and Lt. Tuvar. And, just look how well
it worked for Seven of Nine. No man could find fault with Seven of Nine's reasoning (even if it weren't for her other errr . . . attributes),now could they? CN "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:289Yd.19377$i6.11471@edtnps90... To believe that you can alter a millennia of genetic coding by introduction to logic.... illustrates you have not thought this through. CM |
Hey, he's just kissing up because he's afraid of your team.
SV "Scout" wrote in message ... Thanks JR, a toast to your good health and good taste! Scout "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message .. . If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my vote is for Scout. JR Scout wrote: a relative, apparently. Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know what I am. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Me and my partner, Trish Stratus, will take you on. I'll let Trish do my lightwork for me. http://www.trishstratus.com/ She can start with me. Scotty |
"Joe" wrote in message oups.com... that hurt just reading it Ouchhhhh He's 240lb, 6"1"... and I had to carry him back to his place... his girlfriend's reaction was to burst out laughing when I told her what happened! His foot was in a cast for a long time! CM |
"Little Donal" wrote If you feel that you need Scotty or Ole Thom on your team, then I suspect that you suffer from low self esteem. As you think that you need *both* Scotty and Ole Thom to support you in your efforts, I can only conclude that you know that your own abilities are no match for the majority of asa posters. Thom and I are there to carry out the bodies after Scout is done with them. Scotty |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:Qw6Yd.18942$i6.8173@edtnps90... "Donal" wrote in message Unlike Mooron, I do it with a panacke! You fight with a pancake???? That's his pet name for his wife. SV |
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. Scotty 'scuse me! I'm not foreign. you're an American????? Since when? SV |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote i If there was ever an election to select the most blatant suck-up on this NG my vote is for JR I vote for Gaynzy. |
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, it worked for Mr. Spock and Lt. Tuvar. And, just look how well it worked for Seven of Nine. No man could find fault with Seven of Nine's reasoning (even if it weren't for her other errr . . . attributes),now could they? Seven of Nine...... gawd I'd luv to lick her tertiary adjunct! Resistance is Futile..... now that's a prime example of "female logic". Male Logic involves immediately examination of her unimatrix and stimulation of her nodes. CM |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message I vote for Gaynzy. Careful Scotty... I hear that Gaynzy, Binary Bubba and Ozone are teaming up! They call themselves the Flaming Libs!! CM |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message Thom and I are there to carry out the bodies after Scout is done with them. Grab a comfy chair... it'll be awhile! CM |
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:06:38 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap: Can I be a cheerleader? Ask Jon-boy. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Tuvac...dummy...
"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message ... Hey, it worked for Mr. Spock and Lt. Tuvar. And, just look how well it worked for Seven of Nine. No man could find fault with Seven of Nine's reasoning (even if it weren't for her other errr . . . attributes),now could they? CN "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:289Yd.19377$i6.11471@edtnps90... To believe that you can alter a millennia of genetic coding by introduction to logic.... illustrates you have not thought this through. CM |
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:51:57 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. But you hillbillies all have the same relatives. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:05:57 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: "Capt. Mooron" wrote i If there was ever an election to select the most blatant suck-up on this NG my vote is for JR I vote for Gaynzy. You would. You would also campaign for him. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:28:13 GMT, "Scout"
wrote this crap: Yep, when in a bar fight, I always stick with the local lads! Scout Now. THAT'S the gayest post of the day. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 23:57:31 -0500, "Scott Vernon"
wrote this crap: Thom and I are there to carry out the bodies after Scout is done with them. Now. THAT'S the gayest post of the day. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
There aren't any hillbillies in Ireland...
Little known fact: A hillbilly was originally defined as a Michigan farmer but the term migrated to include people of Appalachian mountain areas and the Ozarks... "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:51:57 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. But you hillbillies all have the same relatives. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 05:32:22 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap: "Scott Vernon" wrote in message Thom and I are there to carry out the bodies after Scout is done with them. Grab a comfy chair... it'll be awhile! CM Get a room! Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
Donuts' family tree only has two branches.
SV "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 00:51:57 -0000, "Donal" wrote this crap: "Scout" wrote in message ... and you call yourself Irish? Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. But you hillbillies all have the same relatives. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Horvath" wrote in message ... Thom and I are there to carry out the bodies after Scout is done with them. Now. THAT'S the gayest post of the day. Just wait. Jon hasn't posted yet. |
Joe wrote:
Where my boots? On you feets. -- Wally www.artbywally.com/FiatPandaRally/index.htm www.wally.myby.co.uk |
maybe, but you're the one sporting b-cups.
Scout "Horvath" wrote in message ... On Fri, 11 Mar 2005 01:28:13 GMT, "Scout" wrote this crap: Yep, when in a bar fight, I always stick with the local lads! Scout Now. THAT'S the gayest post of the day. Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now! |
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. Scotty 'scuse me! I'm not foreign. you're an American????? Are you? Since when? If you are an Indian, then I will admit that you are not foreign. Otherwise, you are definitely a foreigner. Since when? I'm Irish ....... traceable to 800AD. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message news:S39Yd.19375$i6.17851@edtnps90... "JR Gilbreath" wrote in message Yes. But getting the **** kicked out of you is nothing to brag about. I can't recall more than some bruises and a cut eye.... coupla' hairline fractures. By far the worst damage I've seen done is what happened to a buddy of mine as we were walking home from the bar.... It's winter and minus 30c.. my buddy spots what he believes is a beer can on the side walk... he runs up and kicks it with everthing he's got... it turns out to be a portion of a steel post embedded in concrete that was sheared off by the plow. When I was young, I used to put a brick into a brown paper bag, and leave it on the pavement. It was great fun watching people give it a good kick. Nowadays, I get a similiar pleasure from reading peoples' responses to Joe's posts. Regards Donal -- |
The Indians invaded this land about 20,000 years ago. They're outsiders too.
Scout "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... "Donal" wrote in message ... "Scott Vernon" wrote in message ... How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''. Scotty 'scuse me! I'm not foreign. you're an American????? Are you? Since when? If you are an Indian, then I will admit that you are not foreign. Otherwise, you are definitely a foreigner. Since when? I'm Irish ....... traceable to 800AD. What are you? Regards Donal -- |
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