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Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 01:30 AM


"Donal" wrote in message

Unlike Mooron, I do
it with a panacke!


You fight with a pancake????

CM



Scout March 11th 05 01:35 AM

I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard.
Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90...
I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em
down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the
Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange
Range!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less
exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and
your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to
finish my drink with when the fighting is done.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89...
I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!

My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and
need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout











Scout March 11th 05 01:36 AM

I think he's referring to the wrestling move.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Qw6Yd.18942$i6.8173@edtnps90...

"Donal" wrote in message

Unlike Mooron, I do
it with a panacke!


You fight with a pancake????

CM




Scout March 11th 05 02:07 AM

Thanks JR, a toast to your good health and good taste!
Scout

"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message
.. .
If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my
vote is for Scout.
JR


Scout wrote:

a relative, apparently.
Scout

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scout" wrote in message
...

and you call yourself Irish?

Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know
what I am. What are you?



Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 02:42 AM

Both my little brothers were hired on as bouncers when they arrived in
Yellowknife looking for work..... I've never undertaken employment that
required violence... I never mix business and pleasure.

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I worked my way through school as a bouncer and a private security guard.
Both paid well, the drinks were free, and I managed to never get shot.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90...
I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em
down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the
Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange
Range!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less
exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished
and your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone
to finish my drink with when the fighting is done.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89...
I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!

My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and
need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout













Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 02:43 AM


"JR Gilbreath" wrote in message
.. .
If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG my
vote is for Scout.


If there was ever an election to select the most blatant suck-up on this NG
my vote is for JR

CM



Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 02:45 AM

Ah Yes.. the famous Irish Crepe Suzette manoeuvre....

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
...
I think he's referring to the wrestling move.
Scout

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Qw6Yd.18942$i6.8173@edtnps90...

"Donal" wrote in message

Unlike Mooron, I do
it with a panacke!


You fight with a pancake????

CM






katysails March 11th 05 03:08 AM

I had a pair of those in high school....nasty things....they don't look good
unless you scuff them all up but then the nuns get after you about it and
you have to smear all that white baby shoe polish on them...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
Of course! You'll need some of those saddle shoes though.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Can I be a cheerleader?

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout









katysails March 11th 05 03:10 AM

That's right! He's just alien!

"Donal" wrote in message
...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''.

Scotty


'scuse me! I'm not foreign.

Regards


Donal
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katysails March 11th 05 03:11 AM

Why do you think that's something to brag about? Just curious...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:As6Yd.18938$i6.1462@edtnps90...
I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em
down, drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the
Gold Range Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange
Range!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less
exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and
your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to
finish my drink with when the fighting is done.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:zY2Yd.30535$fc4.13788@edtnps89...
I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!

My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and
need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout












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