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Donal March 11th 05 12:30 AM


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''.

Scotty


'scuse me! I'm not foreign.

Regards


Donal
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Scout March 11th 05 12:32 AM

and you call yourself Irish?
Scout

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scout" wrote in message
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Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in a

steel
cage match!
Scout


If you feel that you need a team behind you, then I'm afraid that you have
already lost.

If you feel that you need Scotty or Ole Thom on your team, then I suspect
that you suffer from low self esteem.


As you think that you need *both* Scotty and Ole Thom to support you in
your
efforts, I can only conclude that you know that your own abilities are no
match for the majority of asa posters.

Like Mooron, I like to stand on my own two feet....... Unlike Mooron, I do
it with panache!

Regards

Donal
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Donal March 11th 05 12:33 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:Lo3Yd.31092$fc4.6818@edtnps89...

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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How about Mooron, Ozzy and Donal? the ''Fighting Foreigners''.

No way am I gonna get weaseled into having to save those two frail

wimps....
they're on their own!


Ozzy would prolly chicken out and send his wife in his place.


Seein' as it seems she wear the pants... I don't doubt it.


Why shouldn't she wear the pants? After all, she earned the money that paid
for them!

She deserves to get a cup of tea in bed every morning!

Regards


Donal
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Donal March 11th 05 12:51 AM


"Scout" wrote in message
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and you call yourself Irish?


Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know
what I am. What are you?



Regards


Donal
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Scout March 11th 05 12:54 AM

a relative, apparently.
Scout

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scout" wrote in message
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and you call yourself Irish?


Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know
what I am. What are you?



Regards


Donal
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JR Gilbreath March 11th 05 01:02 AM

If there is ever an election to select the wittiest person on this NG
my vote is for Scout.
JR


Scout wrote:

a relative, apparently.
Scout

"Donal" wrote in message
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"Scout" wrote in message
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and you call yourself Irish?


Yes, I've got a family tree that can be traced back 1200 years. I know
what I am. What are you?



Regards


Donal
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Thom Stewart March 11th 05 01:09 AM

Panache my ass;

Panache can't make it past the first stiff jab to the nose. It goes ,
"Right out the window" as the eyes start watering.

AND; you're a foreigner twice removed; A Mick living in England and
posting in a American Sailing Assoc. discussion group.

Come to think of it, you desire a smack in the nose and a good swift
kick; Right in your Panache

Ole Thom


Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 01:25 AM

I'm probably the only poster here who has ever been in a real knock'em down,
drag'em out bar fight! I've been in at least a half dozen in the Gold Range
Saloon in Yellowknife. We locals referred to it as the Strange Range!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
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You're a blow hard my angry Canadian friend, but that's why I like you.
If you were with me, you'd find bar fights to be much shorter and less
exciting than you're used to. You'd walk out with your drink finished and
your change in your pocket. I choose a team just so I have someone to
finish my drink with when the fighting is done.
Scout


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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I wouldn't join your "team"... I'm a one man demolition crew!

My attitude has always been that if you find yourself in a Barfight and
need back-up... buddy you're in the wrong friggin' bar!!!

CM

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man
Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at
it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in
a
steel cage match!
Scout









Capt. Mooron March 11th 05 01:27 AM

Can you "Shake'em" and carry a sign card??

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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Can I be a cheerleader?

"Scout" wrote in message
ups.com...
We wanted you and Doug on our team but it just didn't seem fair. There
are many lessons that can be learned from the NFL!
Scout

Capt. Mooron wrote:
You'd need a Tag Team if you ever decided to tackle Macho Man

Mucho-Mooron!
O-o-o-o-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Y-e-e-a-a-h-h!!!

CM



"Scout" wrote in message
...
Man I just love a good bar fight! Seems like everybody in ASA is at

it.
$20 says Scotty, Ole Thom, and me, can kick everybody's ass here in

a
steel cage match!
Scout







Scout March 11th 05 01:28 AM

Yep, when in a bar fight, I always stick with the local lads!
Scout

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
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Panache my ass;

Panache can't make it past the first stiff jab to the nose. It goes ,
"Right out the window" as the eyes start watering.

AND; you're a foreigner twice removed; A Mick living in England and
posting in a American Sailing Assoc. discussion group.

Come to think of it, you desire a smack in the nose and a good swift
kick; Right in your Panache

Ole Thom





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