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JG February 11th 05 11:10 PM

Most men you know wear dresses.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:mV6Pd.44240$gA4.15611@edtnps89...

"JG" wrote in message
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Mooron, it's got nothing to do with ability. The cops will not

allow
anyone beyond a certain point unless you have either snow chains

or a 4x4.
And, it's not a matter of ability to put them on. It's a matter of

desire
to not get out of the vehicle. I know you Canuks are poor, but

even in
your money that's only about $100.


$100 will buy a lot of beer Jon.... I'd put on my own chains.. that

way I
know it's done right!


So would most men that I know.







Capt. Mooron February 11th 05 11:24 PM

Even if they did Jon... they would look more masculine than you do!

CM

"JG" wrote in message
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Most men you know wear dresses.

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:mV6Pd.44240$gA4.15611@edtnps89...

"JG" wrote in message
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Mooron, it's got nothing to do with ability. The cops will not

allow
anyone beyond a certain point unless you have either snow chains

or a 4x4.
And, it's not a matter of ability to put them on. It's a matter of

desire
to not get out of the vehicle. I know you Canuks are poor, but

even in
your money that's only about $100.

$100 will buy a lot of beer Jon.... I'd put on my own chains.. that

way I
know it's done right!


So would most men that I know.









Capt. Mooron February 12th 05 12:58 AM


wrote in message

...and that's the way you like 'em , isn't it?


Like what Bubba?

CM



Horvath February 12th 05 01:22 AM

On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:21:14 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

I don't have to pay anything you illiterate idiot. I have a 4x4.



Only you would count a sheep as a 4X4.






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

JG February 12th 05 02:04 AM

Sheesh..

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wrote in message
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On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 20:22:53 -0500, Horvath wrote:

On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:21:14 -0800, "JG" wrote
this crap:

I don't have to pay anything you illiterate idiot. I have a 4x4.



Only you would count a sheep as a 4X4.


Poor Horvath can't distinguish between a jeep an a sheep!

BB




Capt. Mooron February 12th 05 03:12 AM


wrote in message
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On Sat, 12 Feb 2005 01:41:09 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"

wrote:

JOY!!

Happy! Happy! Joy! joy!

CM


Sounds like a declaration of gayness to me!


Bubba.... everything you hear sounds gay to you I'm certain of it.
But what is really awful is that you've never heard of Ren & Stimpy!!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 12th 05 03:18 AM


"JG" wrote in message
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I guess that now that the US drug companies are pressuring Canadian
pharmacies to stop selling to US customers, you'll have to resort to
illegal drugs. I'm sure you can get plenty of wacki tabacci up there.


Yeah... let'em pressure all they want!
Resort to Illegal drugs.... Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Wacki Tabacci or as it's commonly referred to 'Pot" is readily available
everywhere up here. Cripes I don't even have to buy it anymore.... I get it
from friends for free there is so much available..... I actually cut down a
bit because it's not as much fun now that it's legal.

CM



Scott Vernon February 12th 05 02:33 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote
Wacki Tabacci or as it's commonly referred to 'Pot" is readily

available
everywhere up here. Cripes I don't even have to buy it anymore.... I

get it
from friends for free there is so much available..... I actually

cut down a
bit because it's not as much fun now that it's legal.


Don't gloat too much Mooron, I can get all the pot I want for free
from my friends too.

It isn't *really* illegal here. :o

SV




JG February 13th 05 04:54 AM

You certainly weren't going to get one from him!

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 14:10:25 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
scribbled thusly:


OzOne wrote in message
Hey Lonny, bend over and **** yourself.

It seems that Lonny has managed to flap the unflappable Ozone.....

CM


Flap, nah, just trying to be nice :-)


Nope... that was certainly a 'flap' all right!
Did you misplace your book "Witty Comebacks for Dummies"??

CM


I wasn't looking for a witty comeback ;-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Martin Baxter February 14th 05 11:41 AM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Capt. Mooron wrote:
consider.... 2 weeks ago I was doing

140kph down the highway [posted speed was 80kph] with a foot and a half
of snow cover since the plows couldn't get out to clear the roads.


Do you need a special tool to pile it on that thick?



No Man... nature dropped 3 feet of snow on us that day. Great stuff! I had
to go to Maplewood to pick up my smoked bacon in Sweetland then drive to my
buddy's farm in Maplewood. There were no plows off exit 11 and only one plow
on the 103.... and my S15 4x4 GMC


Give it a rest, you're not even a Canadian, there's no way you're going to push an S15 through half a metre of snow at 140. The speedo might of read
140, but tire spin doesn't count. The only idiot who called out the army was the jerk from TO, (the center of the universe according to anyone from
the GTA), Mel Lastman. I almost miss him, he did have a way with words, a bad way, but always good for a laugh.

Save the BS for a more private forum, we Canadians do cope with some impressive conditions, but there is no need to embelish.

Cheers
Marty



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