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John Cairns February 2nd 05 02:38 AM

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Capt. Mooron February 2nd 05 02:49 AM

Wonderful!!! .... how far away can it be to a total return to female
slavery??
Those wacky Krauts ... always ahead of their time!

Kajira... at my feet! Now! Slave!

Oh Boy... I can't wait!

CM

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Joe February 2nd 05 03:05 AM

What kind of name is Kajira?

Joe


Gilligan February 2nd 05 03:08 AM

Are all the jobs as tourguides to the concentration camps taken?


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Capt. Mooron February 2nd 05 03:10 AM

Sheesh Joe... read a book once in a while will you?

Slaves girls of Gor.... they were called Kajira and had a cursive K
branded to their thigh. They were used for pleasure and traded or sold for
profit.

CM

"Joe" wrote in message
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What kind of name is Kajira?

Joe




katysails February 2nd 05 03:40 AM

Someone needs to go up there and slap you back to reality...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Wonderful!!! .... how far away can it be to a total return to female
slavery??
Those wacky Krauts ... always ahead of their time!

Kajira... at my feet! Now! Slave!

Oh Boy... I can't wait!

CM

"John Cairns" wrote in message
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Maxprop February 2nd 05 05:33 AM


"katysails" wrote in message news:BYXLd.3974

Someone needs to go up there and slap you back to reality...


Yeah, but don't put your tongue on anything metal up there.

Max



katysails February 2nd 05 12:00 PM

I ain't going....it's tax time and I'm busy..it's Haggie's slow season.
I'll lend her my baseball bat...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"katysails" wrote in message news:BYXLd.3974

Someone needs to go up there and slap you back to reality...


Yeah, but don't put your tongue on anything metal up there.

Max




Horvath February 2nd 05 12:06 PM

On Wed, 02 Feb 2005 03:10:00 GMT, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote this crap:

Sheesh Joe... read a book once in a while will you?

Slaves girls of Gor.... they were called Kajira and had a cursive K
branded to their thigh. They were used for pleasure and traded or sold for
profit.



We have those at my favorite strip club.





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Mooron February 2nd 05 01:52 PM

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira.... I'll bet your eyes sparkle in
defiance of your Master... but you find yourself forced to submit... after
all you are only a female.

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Someone needs to go up there and slap you back to reality...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:EcXLd.91823$Ob.71123@edtnps84...
Wonderful!!! .... how far away can it be to a total return to female
slavery??
Those wacky Krauts ... always ahead of their time!

Kajira... at my feet! Now! Slave!

Oh Boy... I can't wait!

CM

"John Cairns" wrote in message
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John Cairns








Maxprop February 2nd 05 02:45 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....


I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...


In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is a
firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...


About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the next
few months.

after all you are only a female.


Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay, your
very life would be in jeopardy.

Max




Capt. Mooron February 2nd 05 02:59 PM


"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM



Scott Vernon February 2nd 05 04:11 PM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:EcXLd.91823$Ob.71123@edtnps84...
Wonderful!!! .... how far away can it be to a total return to

female
slavery??


We have that now, it's called 'marriage'.

Scotty



katysails February 3rd 05 03:41 AM

Max has known me for a long time..He has seen the results of my
wrath....listen to his words of wisdom and cringe in terror....Nova Scotia
is not that far away...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....


I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...


In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is a
firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...


About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the next
few months.

after all you are only a female.


Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

Max






katysails February 3rd 05 03:41 AM

maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM





Maxprop February 3rd 05 05:54 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D


Katy has a most compassionate side, but I doubt that you'd be the
beneficiary of it, making those statements. Rest in peace, friend.

Max



Capt. Mooron February 3rd 05 11:22 AM

Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.


I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM







Capt. Mooron February 3rd 05 11:29 AM

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Max has known me for a long time..He has seen the results of my
wrath....listen to his words of wisdom and cringe in terror....Nova Scotia
is not that far away...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....


I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...


In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is a
firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...


About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the next
few months.

after all you are only a female.


Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

Max








Maxprop February 4th 05 05:01 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.


And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max



katysails February 4th 05 12:13 PM

You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM









katysails February 4th 05 12:14 PM

Better men than you ahve tried...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:1WnMd.98750$Ob.96148@edtnps84...
You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Max has known me for a long time..He has seen the results of my
wrath....listen to his words of wisdom and cringe in terror....Nova
Scotia is not that far away...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....

I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...

In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is a
firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...

About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the
next few months.

after all you are only a female.

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

Max










katysails February 4th 05 12:15 PM

Wow, Max...a two-fer! I'd really have to get a good upset on to get that
bloodthirsty...


"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.


And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max




Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 12:39 PM


"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.


And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?


Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 01:06 PM

Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property.... the
goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl will
pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are surrounded
by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and
a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM











Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 01:06 PM

Obviously Not... since you haven't totally comprehended the "Honour & Obey"
part....
Remember... your gender was created for Man's Pleasure... not his pennance!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Better men than you ahve tried...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:1WnMd.98750$Ob.96148@edtnps84...
You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood you
when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Max has known me for a long time..He has seen the results of my
wrath....listen to his words of wisdom and cringe in terror....Nova
Scotia is not that far away...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....

I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...

In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is
a firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...

About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the
next few months.

after all you are only a female.

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

Max












Martin Baxter February 4th 05 04:39 PM

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and
a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers at the Penthouse Forum!

Cheers
Marty


Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 05:13 PM

You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM





katysails February 4th 05 10:15 PM

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Mr Sails....he is a very smart man
and never asks anything that he knows would be impossible for me to honor or
obey...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:JrKMd.3320$rB6.1883@edtnps91...
Obviously Not... since you haven't totally comprehended the "Honour &
Obey" part....
Remember... your gender was created for Man's Pleasure... not his
pennance!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Better men than you ahve tried...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:1WnMd.98750$Ob.96148@edtnps84...
You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Max has known me for a long time..He has seen the results of my
wrath....listen to his words of wisdom and cringe in terror....Nova
Scotia is not that far away...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
k.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Katy.... sounds so close to Kajira....

I believe Kajira means Kathrine in Swahili.

I'll bet your eyes sparkle in defiance of your Master...

In defiance of all pseudomineering men, and even a few women. Katy is
a firebrand, make no mistake.

but you find yourself forced to submit...

About as likely as Athabasca becoming a tropical paradise within the
next few months.

after all you are only a female.

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your manhood--nay,
your very life would be in jeopardy.

Max














katysails February 4th 05 10:17 PM

You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck up...he
knows where I stand and I know where he stands...it's a very amicable
arrangement...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:y2KMd.3307$rB6.1361@edtnps91...

"Maxprop" wrote in message
nk.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.


And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?


Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

CM




katysails February 4th 05 10:19 PM

Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry? You
forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably well
how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back into the
word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:JrKMd.3319$rB6.2218@edtnps91...
Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property.... the
goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl will
pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the dog
off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding crop....
make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of the
formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM













katysails February 4th 05 10:19 PM

I don't worry until they start talking about shrines in the v-berth...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!

Cheers
Marty




katysails February 4th 05 10:20 PM

You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and find
out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM







Capt. Neal® February 4th 05 10:25 PM


"katysails" wrote in message ...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck up...he
knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very amicable
arrangement...



Capt. Neal® February 4th 05 10:27 PM


"katysails" wisely wrote:

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Capt. Neal®....he is a very smart man and never asks anything that he knows would be
impossible for me to honor or obey...



Capt. Mooron February 4th 05 10:51 PM

As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM









Maxprop February 4th 05 11:57 PM


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!


I believe that one was alt.male fantasy.delusion

Max



Maxprop February 4th 05 11:59 PM


"katysails" wrote in message

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Mr Sails....he is a very smart
man and never asks anything that he knows would be impossible for me to
honor or obey...


You're right: he's smart. Very smart.

Max



Maxprop February 5th 05 12:00 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

Wow, Max...a two-fer! I'd really have to get a good upset on to get that
bloodthirsty...


Why quit when you're ahead. (Or is that "a head.")

Max



Maxprop February 5th 05 12:11 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.


And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?


Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!


Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew and
backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of her
swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in the
noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max



Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 01:14 AM

The goose really does not like women at all... she barely tolerates my mom
and 2 nieces.
Which means that your goose is cooked....
The Duck hates everyone ...... except the Rooster and the Goose. She's a
mean hateful duck!
Then there's the Rhodesian Ridgeback... the bark from that hound alone will
scare the clothes right off you.
If by chance you make it to the front door.... my final and bullet proof
system kicks in... you'll be welcomed in by my Dad who will engage you in a
long discussion about almost any topic at the kitchen table while my Mom
insists on feeding you every pastry and European dish she can cook up.

By the time you make it to my studio... you'll be ready to give up!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry? You
forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably well
how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back into the
word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be your
downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:JrKMd.3319$rB6.2218@edtnps91...
Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property....
the goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl
will pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the
dog off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding
crop.... make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of
the formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM
















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