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Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 01:35 AM


"Maxprop" wrote in message
. net...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!


Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!


I believe that one was alt.male fantasy.delusion


SUCK-UP!!!!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 02:32 AM


"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.


Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed..... Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant
verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)


Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.


Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....

CM



katysails February 5th 05 04:29 AM

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck up...he
knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very amicable
arrangement...





katysails February 5th 05 04:29 AM

Having another one of your fantasies, I see....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wisely wrote:

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Capt. Neal®....he is a very
smart man and never asks anything that he knows would be impossible for
me to honor or obey...





katysails February 5th 05 04:31 AM

I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will not
be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM











katysails February 5th 05 04:33 AM

AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?


Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!


Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max




Maxprop February 5th 05 04:34 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.


Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed.....


. . . and vice versa, like with any good marriage. g

Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)


Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.


Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....


I'm penning your eulogy as we speak. RIP, old Cannuck friend.

Max



katysails February 5th 05 04:35 AM

You really oughta be really really glad you live in Nova Scotia...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.


Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed..... Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant
verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)


Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.


Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....

CM





katysails February 5th 05 04:41 AM

I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen (you
forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and dick
out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out sometime....by
that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied doilies on your truck
and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough Magie Noire around that
no dog will ever approach your house again...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:l6VMd.21$K54.20@edtnps84...
The goose really does not like women at all... she barely tolerates my mom
and 2 nieces.
Which means that your goose is cooked....
The Duck hates everyone ...... except the Rooster and the Goose. She's a
mean hateful duck!
Then there's the Rhodesian Ridgeback... the bark from that hound alone
will scare the clothes right off you.
If by chance you make it to the front door.... my final and bullet proof
system kicks in... you'll be welcomed in by my Dad who will engage you in
a long discussion about almost any topic at the kitchen table while my Mom
insists on feeding you every pastry and European dish she can cook up.

By the time you make it to my studio... you'll be ready to give up!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry?
You forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably
well how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back
into the word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be
your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:JrKMd.3319$rB6.2218@edtnps91...
Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property....
the goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl
will pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian
is tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the
dog off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:wPnMd.98749$Ob.54526@edtnps84...
Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding
crop.... make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9V5Md.95688$Ob.69401@edtnps84...

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of
the formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM

















Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 04:53 AM

If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none... when I
land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying everything.....
including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will not
be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:70TMd.5$044.0@edtnps84...
As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM













katysails February 5th 05 05:04 AM

That's the thing, though...when you land there you won't be a man anymore...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9jYMd.64$K54.23@edtnps84...
If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none... when
I land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying
everything..... including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will not
be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:70TMd.5$044.0@edtnps84...
As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes
of their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM















Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:06 AM

Heh Kitty... better not let Mr. Sails hear you say that.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck
up...he knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very
amicable arrangement...







Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:06 AM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen
(you forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and
dick out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out
sometime....by that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied doilies
on your truck and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough Magie
Noire around that no dog will ever approach your house again...


Hah!.... I'll release the ferrets! You'll nay git chance ta fool wit me
truck nor nutin' else wit da ferrets up your knickers!
The dawg don't except food from strangers.... and it gets sirloin for
dinner.... if it bites someone.
You may as well save yourself the trouble and merely shackle and collar
yourself prior to ringin' the doorbell.
BTW- Gun Control means you are not permitted to shoot a firearm within one
kilometer of a residence here.... otherwise the SWAT Team shows up and it
gets ugly from there on in.

CM



Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:06 AM


"Maxprop" wrote in message

I'm penning your eulogy as we speak. RIP, old Cannuck friend.


Ha ha ha..... no problem.. I'm braced for a major clucking at by one really
wet hen!

Live Fast.... Die Young!

CM



Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:07 AM


"katysails" wrote in message

You really oughta be really really glad you live in Nova Scotia...


I can see the sparkle in your eyes..... :-)

CM



Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:08 AM

I think that cry signalled a double yoker.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!


Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max






Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 05:27 AM

Damned Straight I will be!
.....and she'll listen or get spanked!

Look Kitty..... don't you have dishes to do or slippers to fetch?

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's the thing, though...when you land there you won't be a man
anymore...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9jYMd.64$K54.23@edtnps84...
If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none...
when I land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying
everything..... including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will
not be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:70TMd.5$044.0@edtnps84...
As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes
of their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

















katysails February 5th 05 01:18 PM

Why? He's well aware of it?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:gvYMd.68$K54.32@edtnps84...
Heh Kitty... better not let Mr. Sails hear you say that.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck
up...he knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very
amicable arrangement...








katysails February 5th 05 01:20 PM

Piffling and trifling....yer just scared....ferrets....yah...I'm quaking in
my boots...


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:gvYMd.67$K54.24@edtnps84...

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen
(you forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and
dick out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out
sometime....by that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied
doilies on your truck and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough
Magie Noire around that no dog will ever approach your house again...


Hah!.... I'll release the ferrets! You'll nay git chance ta fool wit me
truck nor nutin' else wit da ferrets up your knickers!
The dawg don't except food from strangers.... and it gets sirloin for
dinner.... if it bites someone.
You may as well save yourself the trouble and merely shackle and collar
yourself prior to ringin' the doorbell.
BTW- Gun Control means you are not permitted to shoot a firearm within one
kilometer of a residence here.... otherwise the SWAT Team shows up and it
gets ugly from there on in.

CM




katysails February 5th 05 01:21 PM

Well, nowyou're po'ing Zena, too....
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:AxYMd.71$K54.68@edtnps84...
I think that cry signalled a double yoker.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max








katysails February 5th 05 01:22 PM

The big ones they fall so hard...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:qPYMd.80$K54.52@edtnps84...
Damned Straight I will be!
....and she'll listen or get spanked!

Look Kitty..... don't you have dishes to do or slippers to fetch?

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
That's the thing, though...when you land there you won't be a man
anymore...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:9jYMd.64$K54.23@edtnps84...
If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none...
when I land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying
everything..... including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will
not be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:70TMd.5$044.0@edtnps84...
As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place
and find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes
of their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM



















Horvath February 5th 05 02:18 PM

On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...



Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

Capt. Mooron February 5th 05 04:04 PM

She's a woman.... she'll do as she's told!

"katysails" wrote in message
...
Well, nowyou're po'ing Zena, too....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:AxYMd.71$K54.68@edtnps84...
I think that cry signalled a double yoker.....

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your
Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot
blood you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of
sinew and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a
swing of her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles
melting in the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is
Katherine, Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max










JG February 5th 05 06:07 PM

Horvath is feeling nostalgic.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...



Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




katysails February 6th 05 12:20 AM

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...



Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Capt. Mooron February 6th 05 12:39 AM

Hell for a million bucks... take the cash and the bottle... buy him 2
hookers for $200 and leave!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...



Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?






Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!






Maxprop February 6th 05 04:41 AM


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

Live Fast.... Die Young!


Too late for that, maybe?

Max



Horvath February 6th 05 09:52 PM

On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 00:20:03 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...



How about an eight pack of AA batteries?


"Horvath" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...



Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails February 7th 05 02:40 AM

Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks worth
of batteries?



"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 06 Feb 2005 00:20:03 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

no...not for a million bucks and a bottle of Dom Perignon...



How about an eight pack of AA batteries?


"Horvath" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 04:29:23 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...


Not even for twenty bucks and a bottle of expensive wine?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath February 7th 05 11:38 AM

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:40:08 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks worth
of batteries?



What if they were the only batteries left on earth?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

katysails February 7th 05 11:59 AM

Nope....

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 02:40:08 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks
worth
of batteries?



What if they were the only batteries left on earth?





Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




Horvath February 8th 05 12:30 AM

On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 11:59:36 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Nope....



Then you'd be the only woman on earth who wouldn't beg for them. That
says a lot about you. I get the feeling that you're not really a
woman.


Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks
worth
of batteries?



What if they were the only batteries left on earth?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!

JG February 8th 05 01:02 AM

Ummm... the woman in his house is his mother.

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OzOne wrote in message ...
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 19:30:53 -0500, Horvath
scribbled thusly:

Then you'd be the only woman on earth who wouldn't beg for them. That
says a lot about you. I get the feeling that you're not really a
woman.


Poor Holly.

I can understand how having a huge weight problem that has lead to
sexual dysfunction would lead the woman in your house to consume
massive numbers of batteries.

However if the crunch ever comes, and the last battery is consumed,
I'm sure she'll rediscover the pleasures of a real man.

I commend her on sticking by your side thru these difficult times.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




katysails February 8th 05 02:13 AM

Then the kids that I gave birth to were some kind of miracle...ok, I'm not a
woman; I'm a saint...

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 07 Feb 2005 11:59:36 GMT, "katysails"
wrote this crap:

Nope....



Then you'd be the only woman on earth who wouldn't beg for them. That
says a lot about you. I get the feeling that you're not really a
woman.


Batteries? If I wouldn't for a million bucks, why would I for 4 bucks
worth
of batteries?


What if they were the only batteries left on earth?




Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!




gonefishiing February 8th 05 05:37 AM

and what do you know about women?
you were looking for swiss cheese just a short while ago.

gf.


"JG" wrote in message
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Ummm... the woman in his house is his mother.

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JG February 8th 05 05:42 AM

Even Freud couldn't answer that dufus.

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"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
and what do you know about women?
you were looking for swiss cheese just a short while ago.

gf.


"JG" wrote in message
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Ummm... the woman in his house is his mother.

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gonefishiing February 8th 05 05:47 AM

yes you're correct
you are far too complex for freud.
very good
you are nuts
but you are insightful.........
gf.



"JG" wrote in message
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Even Freud couldn't answer that dufus.

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JG February 8th 05 06:48 AM

Why don't you tell us again about your "relationship" with your daughter....
I'm sure Freud would have a lot to say about it.

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"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
yes you're correct
you are far too complex for freud.
very good
you are nuts
but you are insightful.........
gf.



"JG" wrote in message
...
Even Freud couldn't answer that dufus.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com






gonefishiing February 9th 05 06:20 AM

sure
once more just in case you didn't understand it the last time.
it's called being a parent.
something you will never understand.

gf.



"JG" wrote in message
...
Why don't you tell us again about your "relationship" with your
daughter.... I'm sure Freud would have a lot to say about it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
yes you're correct
you are far too complex for freud.
very good
you are nuts
but you are insightful.........
gf.



"JG" wrote in message
...
Even Freud couldn't answer that dufus.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com








JG February 9th 05 07:01 AM

Hmmm... well, you seemed to imply a different sort of relationship. But,
keep squirming. It makes for fun reading.

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"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
sure
once more just in case you didn't understand it the last time.
it's called being a parent.
something you will never understand.

gf.



"JG" wrote in message
...
Why don't you tell us again about your "relationship" with your
daughter.... I'm sure Freud would have a lot to say about it.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"gonefishiing" wrote in message
...
yes you're correct
you are far too complex for freud.
very good
you are nuts
but you are insightful.........
gf.



"JG" wrote in message
...
Even Freud couldn't answer that dufus.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com










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