"Maxprop" wrote in message
. net...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!

I believe that one was alt.male fantasy.delusion

SUCK-UP!!!!

CM

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.

Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed..... Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant
verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....

CM

I only kneel to God....there is no man on earth I'd ever kneel to...

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
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"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck up...he
knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very amicable
arrangement...

Having another one of your fantasies, I see....

"Capt. Neal®" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wisely wrote:

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Capt. Neal®....he is a very
smart man and never asks anything that he knows would be impossible for
me to honor or obey...

I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will not
be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

AIIIIIIEEEEEE-YAH

"Maxprop" wrote in message
.net...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand,
and his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed.....

. . . and vice versa, like with any good marriage. g

Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....

I'm penning your eulogy as we speak. RIP, old Cannuck friend.

Max

You really oughta be really really glad you live in Nova Scotia...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the
sting of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on
the warpath.

Max... you pay entirely too much attention to the clucking of hens. I'm
certain that when Mr. Sails Barks... Kitty Jumps.... and does as she's
directed..... Otherwise I doubt Mr. Sails pays much heed to her incessant
verbal antics.


You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew
and backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of
her swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in
the noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Max....she's a woman.... even if she's the meanest woman in the world...
she's still limited in stature by her gender. Let's all stop this
silliness.... I mean it's all cute and everything.. them getting mad and
all... but heh.. look... you can't really take them seriously... they're
just girls!!
They are genetically programed to walk bare footed, obey their masters, do
the dishes, bear children, and be ready for sex at any time! Max.. that's
just a plain fact!


Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Now Max... that's just such an obvious SUCK-UP!....

CM

I'm already fortified against the wild blandishments of aged gentlemen (you
forget I work in a senior citizen complex), I don't eat pasties
(ugh....wheat flour)...a nice sirloin tossed to the dog, the goose and dick
out with the .22....and then I lay siege...you gotta come out sometime....by
that time, I will have dyed all the snow pink, tied doilies on your truck
and painted daisies on the cab, and sprayed enough Magie Noire around that
no dog will ever approach your house again...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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The goose really does not like women at all... she barely tolerates my mom
and 2 nieces.
Which means that your goose is cooked....
The Duck hates everyone ...... except the Rooster and the Goose. She's a
mean hateful duck!
Then there's the Rhodesian Ridgeback... the bark from that hound alone
will scare the clothes right off you.
If by chance you make it to the front door.... my final and bullet proof
system kicks in... you'll be welcomed in by my Dad who will engage you in
a long discussion about almost any topic at the kitchen table while my Mom
insists on feeding you every pastry and European dish she can cook up.

By the time you make it to my studio... you'll be ready to give up!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry?
You forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably
well how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back
into the word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be
your downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property....
the goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl
will pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian
is tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
...
You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the
dog off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding
crop.... make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of
the formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM

If the devil is a woman.... how it used to work don't matter none... when I
land there a MAN will take over! I'll have the women laying everything.....
including eggs!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
...
I don't think that's how it works down there...I imagine that you will not
be sharing a cell with a woman, devil or no...can you say "chook"?
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
...
You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
news:r3OMd.3394$rB6.728@edtnps91...
You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM