I don't worry until they start talking about shrines in the v-berth...

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!

Cheers
Marty

You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and find
out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

"katysails" wrote in message ...
You forget I know Max (for a long time)...no need for him to suck up...he
knows where I kneel and I know where he stands...it's a very amicable
arrangement...

"katysails" wisely wrote:

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Capt. Neal®....he is a very smart man and never asks anything that he knows would be
impossible for me to honor or obey...

As long as she does what's she's told... we'll get along just fine.

"katysails" wrote in message
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You're going to be really surprised when you go to the other place and
find out the Lucifer is really a woman...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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You and Maxi are prime candidates for the "Pussy Whipped Club"....

"Females will find liberation only in total compliance to the wishes of
their owners!"

"If God is a Woman... all the better, she'll do as she's told!"

Who Da Man.... I Da Man!

Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa


CM

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message

Capt. Mooron wrote:
Kitty..... I'll just walk up and put you in restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

Put down the rum Mooron, you've got ASA mixed up with your other readers
at the Penthouse Forum!

I believe that one was alt.male fantasy.delusion

Max

"katysails" wrote in message

I'm not married to you..I honor and obey Mr Sails....he is a very smart
man and never asks anything that he knows would be impossible for me to
honor or obey...

You're right: he's smart. Very smart.

Max

"katysails" wrote in message

Wow, Max...a two-fer! I'd really have to get a good upset on to get that
bloodthirsty...

Why quit when you're ahead. (Or is that "a head.")

Max

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

"Maxprop" wrote in message

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message

You shall learn your place ...Slave!.... at the foot of your Master!
Maybe the cold steel of your slave collar will temper your hot blood
you when you are chained to the foot of the bed.

And what will that place be, as she stands at the foot of her supine
"master," the bloody stump of his manhood dripping blood in one hand, and
his severed, exsanguinating head held in her other hand?

Max... you are such a big SUCK-UP!!!

Make not the error of mistaking experience for obsequiousness. I've
experienced the rapier-like tongue of Lady Katherine. I've felt the sting
of her sight daggers. I've pitied poor Mr. Sails when she was on the
warpath.

You are but a wee child in the presence of such a woman, bereft of sinew and
backbone, an empty vessel spouting platitudes just before a swing of her
swift sword reduces you to little more than ice particles melting in the
noonday sun. (did I mix enough metaphors there for ya?)

Surrender, Mooron, for ye hath met thy match, and her name is Katherine,
Valkyrie and Warrior Princess. The bells toll for thee.

Max

The goose really does not like women at all... she barely tolerates my mom
and 2 nieces.
Which means that your goose is cooked....
The Duck hates everyone ...... except the Rooster and the Goose. She's a
mean hateful duck!
Then there's the Rhodesian Ridgeback... the bark from that hound alone will
scare the clothes right off you.
If by chance you make it to the front door.... my final and bullet proof
system kicks in... you'll be welcomed in by my Dad who will engage you in a
long discussion about almost any topic at the kitchen table while my Mom
insists on feeding you every pastry and European dish she can cook up.

By the time you make it to my studio... you'll be ready to give up!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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Poof piffle...you're telling a farmgirl about the dangers of poultry? You
forget I have experience with all those critters and know remarkably well
how to get around them...I had Toulouse...they put attitude back into the
word "goose"...just stay as cock-sure as you are..it will be your
downfall..

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Kitty..... there is an average of 4 feet of snow on the property....
the goose is white and she's the one that wakes the dog. The guinea Fowl
will pick you up way before they cue the goose.
The rooster has fighting spurs strapped to his legs.... the Rhodesian is
tall enough to easily pounce through that snow.... once you are
surrounded by my farm yard sentries... I'll just walk up and put you in
restraints and a collar!

Allow me to place the sparkle of subservience back in your eyes!

CM


"katysails" wrote in message
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You forget, I'm sneaky...I'd leave the lights on at night and let the
dog off the chain if i were you....


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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Strip the sultry wench then fetch my branding iron and a riding
crop.... make certain the coals are white hot!

CM

"katysails" wrote in message
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maybe you should rethink the dangerously part and just be glad you're
alive...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

Count your blessings that you are not within striking distance of
the formidable Katy. Them's fightin' words, fer sure. Your
manhood--nay, your very life would be in jeopardy.

I love to live dangerously.... ;-D

CM